Mortimer's Castle
by Nicholai
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Two agents infiltrate the Salamander Lord's domain...
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Reconquista 1: Okay, I've barricaded the door.
Reconquista 2: And I've smashed the armor in the corner.
Reconquista 1: You've checked for those blasted pixies in the chandelier, right?
Reconquista 2: *shudders* After what happened to number 3? Hell yes!
Reconquista 1: And the bookshelves?
Reconquista 2: *looks pale* Number 4 didn't deserve that.
Reconquista 1: .. but you checked the bookshelves, right?
Reconquista 2: I'll get right on that. By the founder, what haven't they weaponized in this palace?
Potted plant in the corner: *snrk*
Reconquista 1 & 2: *stop breathing and hold very still*
Reconquista 2: Did the potted plant just laugh?
Potted plant in the corner: No. No it did not.
Reconquista 1: *faints*
Reconquista 2: *wets self, surrenders*
And thus did two highly trained Reconquista agents surrender to a potted plant..