"Yanagisawa, but he died when he was caught in the blaze at the Europa complex!" Star lord said
"I know, but what scares me more is that he has the Carnage symbiote. So tell us how you survived?" Agent Venom said
"Which one are you talking to?" Shiro-Ultron asked sounding like Shiro
"What do you mean?" Agent venom said
"Oh let us explain, we're a fusion of the Shiro from this world, the Yanagisawa from you world, Ultron Carnage and Doc Ock's tentacles" Shiro-Ultron said
"Oh crap, wait how did you die in this world Shiro?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"This little Cowgirl" Shiro said reeling in Outlaw with one of his tentacles
"So you're still a bit sore are ya?" Outlaw asked
"You could say that, considering I was turned into basically diced mince!" Shiro said
"What really?" Yanagisawa asked
"And that was after she stuck a tentacle down my throat" Shiro said "And then ignite it before killing me with extreme prejudice" Shiro said
"Wait, wait, wait" Chaos said
"She did what?" Fantomex asked
"Remind me not to pressure her into anything perverted" Kidpool said
"Kinda scary" Okano Black Widow said
"And you knew?" Iron Fist asked"And you knew?" Iron Fist asked
"what do you think?" Deadpool Jnr said
"You seriously didn't know?" Silver Samurai asked
"NO! why would I?'
"You're her boyfriend" Agent venom said
"SO! Does your Kaede tell you everything?"
"Yeah" Agent Venom said
"Well, she has her secrets" Deadpool Jnr said
"I'm detecting mass amounts of Bullshit" Fantomex said
"I assure you I didn't know!" Deadpool Jnr said as the pair acted more and more nervous
"so how did you die?" Catwoman asked
"I got turned in fucking mincemeat!" Shiro said "She ripped me apart with those damn tentacles of hers"
"If I did hen where are they now?" Outlaw asked "I don't, and even if I did there would be marks on the back of my neck" Outlaw said
"So what, I know what you did. I can still feel the burning in my throat
"That wasn't me" Outlaw said
"So now I'm going to return the favour" Shiro said
"You know what, FINE! I did it, I did murder you by lopping off your head and then turning you into nothing but chunks of flesh, but it was so worth it to be rid of a fucking piece of shit like you, you dumbass woman bashing mad scientist asshole!" Outlaw finally shouted
"Feel better?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"Sort of" Outlaw shyly said
"Good, and I love you no matter what" Deadpool Jnr smiled. Outlaw cutely smiled as Shiro-Ultron grabbed her just before bullets hit Shiro-Ultron in the head making the android drop the girl
"Drop her!" Korogane said
"Ah Agent Korogane" Yanagisawa said "Time for you to receive payment for your sins"
"Seriously? What about me?"
"WaIt YoUr DaMnAbLe TuRn!" Yanagisawa said
"GeT BeNt" the symbiote shouted
"Venom, chill. You know we're at a disadvantage here" Nagisa said
"I know, but how did survive being roasted to death...no! no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" the symibote said
"what?" Nagisa asked
"He had to have been healed" the symbiote said
"Who?" Nagisa asked
"We didn't heal, we were fused by a stray bolt of energy from the Reality Gem" Shiro-Ultron said
"But the Stones have been scattered and secured"
"Not in this reality"
"You dumb bastards" Agent venom said
"What?" Deadpool Jnr said
"You haven't secured your Infinity stones?" Agent Venom asked
"The what?" Viper asked
"He means the Infinity Gems" Cable said
"Oh, no we don't have those yet" Deadpool Jnr said making Agent venom facepalm
"EXCUSE US!" Shiro-Ultron shouted
"ATTACK!" Kidpool shouted as he, Rhino, Crossbones and Jack O'Lantern charged in
"Morons!" Bishop said
"Yeah we trained them better than that" Cable said
"You guys have trained with these two?" Agent Venom said. 'Get ready for Guardian form, we need to get rid of the shell'
'We will!' the symbiote said as he watched Rhino and Crossbones get smacked into each other before they were thrown into Jack O'Lantern. Kidpool drew his lightsabers and started to attack Shiro-Ultron, only for him to be booted back in the balls
"KID!"" his brother sshouted
"Are you okay?" Hara asked
"Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall where bad comics burn" Kidpool said concussed before fainting
"What does that mean?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"I think he's been watching too much Linkara" Fantomex said
"huh, okay" Deadpool Jnr shrugged before his blades, "But absolutely no one fucks with my family"
'Ooh do please try I have bee bored with this gnats" Shiro-Ultron said "But first" he said grabbed Outlaw and started to strangle her.
"HAVE AT THEE!" Thor said throwing her hammer, which smacked Shiro-Ultron in the face making him drop Outlaw,
"The bitch, well the bitch from my world" Yanagisawa said
"Agree" Shiro said as they tried to grab Thor "Wait"
"What?" Yanagisawa asked
"She's Thor" Shiro said
"So what?" Yanagisawa while thunder sounded above them
"Thor is the god of thunder, lightning and storms as a few other, but the main one to take away from that is Lightning!" Shiro explained
"So?" Yanagisa said
"Because you be one big lightning rod!" Agent Venom said before a massive bolt of lightning struck the android making everyone cover their eyes
"Is it gone?" Star Lord asked
"Not yet" Deadpool Jnr said
"Then I'll end it" Wolverine said
"Yukiko!" Star Lord shouted.
Wolverine leapt in and started to slash at the machine which did nothing.
"Her claws are coated in a form of Adamantium Beta. What could block it"
"This shell is covered in Vibranium making it harder to destroy, even if your claws are made of Adamantium" Shiro-Ultron said as he used one of his tentacles to smash Wolverine into the ground over and over, Finally allowing her to heal the Carnage part smirk grimly and threw her at the building
"NO Yukiko" Star Lord shouted as he tried to use his element gun to try and cushion her blow when a figure jumped down from the earth and caught Wolverine. She then shot web out of her fingertips to slow the pair down enough to just tap the building with her back
"Who is that?" Shiro-Ultron asked evilly
"Like the evil symbiote robot mad scientist terrorist asked, who is that?" Aquaman asked
"You okay Yuki?" the figure said
"Ayano?" Wolverine asked
"Hey sis" Ayano said lowering her mask
"Silk?" Karasuma said
"What up Agent K?" Ayano aka Silk asked
"You know her sir?" Agent venom asked
"You could call me the precursor to you guys" Silk said
"Who, us or them?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"I get sent here when I was experimenting with Protomatter and got sent here"
"Ayano, I've miss you" Wolverine smiled
"Same here Little Snow, same here" Silk said hugging Yukiko
"Excuse me!" Shiro-Ultron shouted
"Shut it!" Deadpool barked, family reunion going on here!"
"Like I could care less?" Shiro-Ultron said
"Well, you don't get a say in anythng" Silk said as she pulled up her mask as Wolverine pulled up her hood and reengaged her claws.*
"Time to attack" Agent Venom said switching to Guardian mode and drew his sword.
Agent venom and Deadpool Jnr quickly jumped into the fight with their blades drawn, Deadpool Jnr went to strike the uncovered Carnage tentacles while Agent venom went for the shell hoping his blade could carve into it. Wolverine also jumped into the air and dropped a gravity stab from up above, but
"Torch, time to turn up the heat" Karma said becoming Ghost Rider and spewing flames while Human torch threw fireballs hoping to do some damaged. Songbird and Ms Marvel dive bombed the cyborg from above. The Assassins then joined in with gunfire, blades and fist.
"Enough of this" Shiro-Ultron said firing off a shockwave sending them all flying away from Shiro-Ultron, who just grabbed the Kayanos in his tentacles as everyone was getting up
"DROP THEM!" Deadpool Jnr said
"Oh, but how you going to stop me?" Shiro-Ultron asked "When your friends will be fighting you?" he laughed before shooting dart of the carnage symbiote at Silver Samurai, Viper, Black Cat, Songbird, Rhino, Mysterio, Falcon, Hunter and Shadowcat
"Not good" Ms Marvel said
"Split up and stay with those who use either sound or flame based abilities" Agent Venom shouted
"So not you?" Catwoman asked
"Ow, I felt that" Deadpool Jnr joked as the Carnages ran towards them. They quickly corralled the infected students to isolated areas away from them
"Remind me again why we have the Songbird Carnage?" Psylcoke asked
"Just lucky I guess" Flash said
"I'll try and hold it down" Ikari said before Songbird Carnage screamed making the heroes recoil
"What was that?" Toxic Doxie asked
"It felt like my blood was vibrating" Psylocke said
"So how do take her down?" Toxic Doxie asked
"I'm not sure" Psylocke said deploying her psionic blade and drew her katana and took a stance,
"So when do we attack?" Ikari asked
"Wait for my signal" Psylocke said
"WHOA!" Aquaman said
"Time to see how Rhino tastes" Human Torch said
"And I'll add the pepper" Jack O'Lantern laughed as the pair created intense flames as the Rhino Carnage stumble
"I feel like some punch" Titania said uppercutting Rhino Carnage into the flames
"And a touch of scarlet chilli" Scarlet Witch said holding him there
"The symbiote!" Aquaman said
"Grab it" Titania shouted
"Hold still" Iceman said as he and Klaw fired off their power blasts as Iron Fist tried to punch her/
"We've nearly got her" Iron Fist said
"Here, I've got her" Ms Marvel said
"Rio watch out!" Iron Fist shouted
"What?" Ms Marvel asked turning around as Falcon try dive bombing Ms Marvel as Black Cat used her claws that were warped by the symbiote to slash at her, shredding majority of her costume
"Why did we get three?" Klaw
"We'll take one off your hands" Silk said pulling the Falcon Carnage away from the fight before Wolverine slammed him into the ground.
"One roasted Symbiote coming right up" Star Lord said firing his elemental blaster
"And I'll give it a home run" Fowl-Ball said smacking it away. "She's out of there"
"Next order" Wolverine smirked before the Silver Samurai Carnage deployed its sword and heated the blade up, in doing so the symbiote crept away from the sword, but it still had major control and swung the sword down, burning off three of Wolverine's claws making her scream.
"YUKIKO!" Silk shouted while catching her
"I'll-I'll-I'll be fine, my claws will regenerate" Wolverine whimpered
"Yukiko! Are you okay?" Star Lord said blasting Silver Samurai
"Yeah"
Agent venom had Carnage Mysterio in a headlock as Deadpool Jnr and Fantomex leapt in to knock the Symbiote allowing Supergirl blast the symbiote with her eyeblast.
"EAT THIS!" Kidpool shouted shooting the Carnage while Ghost Rider moved in and wrapped its chain around Mysterio Carnage which started to heat up and melting the symbiote
"Grab it" Agent Venom said before the brotherly trio grabbed the red and black goo.
"Who's left?" Ghost Rider asked
"Not much, just those four" Deadpool Jnr asked as Black Cat, Songbird, Viper and Hunter walked towards them
"Dude, am I the only one turned on?" Kidpool asked
"Yes!" the others said
"Still" Kidpool shrugged before Hunter Carnage was jumped on by Chaos and sent out of view.
"I've got a bad feeling about that" Ghost Rider said
"What do you mean?" AgenT venom asked as Hunter was heard screaming. They were all on edge before Chaos came back around with a normalised Hunter. As well as something red hanging out of teh corner of his mouth.
"What happened?"
"Nothing" Chaos said surpling that last bit of red up
"You disgusting" Deadpoll Jnr deadpanned.
"It was tasty." Chaos said
"Do you have a loud speaker?"
"Yeah why?" Hara asked
"Because I'm going to free our friends"
"How?" Forge asked
"I'm the damn Black Canary, I'm going to sing" Black Canary said pulling her mask on,
"This way" Hara said
"Thanks" Black Canary said as they reached a sound booth system before Forge and Asbestos man started to hook everything up. Once they got everything ready Forge gave a thumbs up and Black Canary nodded before inhaled.
"Cover your ears heroes" Forge ssaid before Black Canary started to sing destroying the symbiotes that were left leaving the class out of energy and ready for sleeping.
"That was close" Deadpool Jnr said
"Hara, an ADVANCED warning! Next time please" Agent venom said.
"So we have got to find where they are" Deadpool Jnr said
"And how are we going to do that?" Songbird asked sucking down her second cup of coffee.
"I might have an idea" Ms Marvel said walking out in a new costume
"Looking marvellous Ms Marvel" Nightwing said as he took in Nakamura's new militaristic styled uniform which was mostly blue with a star on the centre of her chest and gold stripes, from the star upwards was red with the boots and gloves matching. She also wore a belt with a couple of pouches on it
"I'm no longer Ms Marvel, call me Captain Marvel now" she smiled
"Nagisa" Star Lord said
"What is it?" Agent venom asked as he walked over to the Guardian of the Galaxy
"That could be bad" Star Lord said
"And that is?" Agent venom asked
"Mjolnir's on the ground." he said
G'day guys Grizz here oh boy that was intense what with the new villain, new threat new costume and the fact two versions of the same guy merged tighter with the help of the Infinity stone, and yes I will explain how that works. And the mysterious female figure I introduce was Kanzaki's older sister from the ACH world so we'll see her after this
So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside