Chapter 9: Pass the Booze, I'm Here for the Party!
As the four women raced into their new and massive house they couldn't help but smile. Although they had just found out about Odin's plans to take Bo and Tamsin's baby and Kenzi's premature Dawning, coming home to a new house and a new life eased the stress and tension.
"Dude I still can't get over the fact that this shindig is our new casa.." Kenzi said as she walked into the kitchen.
"For reals sis.. This place is so legit! We need to go tomorrow and get some crap from the whore house crack shack so we actually have our shit here!" Alex said as she followed Kenzi into the kitchen.
"Well maybe that's what you three can do tomorrow while I'm out working, ya know, actually earning the money so we can live here" Tamsin said with a wink as Bo playfully nudged her.
"I think we can do that tomorrow, but Kenzi and I are going to start working on some cases.. I need some action in my life" Bo said as she smiled.
"What? Finding out a ruler of Valhalla is scheming to snatch our wonder baby and your best friend is about to face her Dawning isn't enough action for you hot pants?" Tamsin asked as she raised an eyebrow.
"I mean yeah but I need something else to take my mind off that. We have awhile before Odin strikes and we start training Kenzi tomorrow, until then I need SOMETHING to do" Bo said as she shrugged.
"Alright bitches enough of the work talk and dooms day battle shit! Tonight we are getting fae-raging drunk and hanging out! So get in here because the liquor is flowin' and Mamma Kenz is parched!" Kenzi said as she lined up the shot glasses.
"Can't argue with that" Bo said as she laughed and swung her arm around Kenzi.
"I'm with baby fae! Let's drink! Maybe all the liquor will make my memories come back quicker!" Alex said with a nose scrunch.
"We can only hope" Tamsin said with a chuckle as she playfully punched Alex's shoulder.
"Alright, vodka for Lil' T.. Valkubus child safe shizzz for Bo Bo.. Jack D for Baby A.. And tequila for me" Kenzi said as she passed the alcohol around to everyone.
"A toast.. To momz Dawning, though it's early.. She'll kick it's ass and go all Russian Ember on that bitch" Tamsin said with a grin as everyone raised their glasses, clanked them and downed their shots.
Each had their bottles of preferred liquor in front of them and they filled their shot glasses up again.
"Here's to defeating my father and being together again as a family in a new house with a new beginning" Bo said with a smile as the girls downed their shots.
Pouring another round Kenzi decided it was her time to give a toast.
"Here's to my Lil' T and Bo Bo bestie having a baby, one who will totally be a little ass kicker and shit talker because he-she is going to be my god fae babe. A toast to the little one we all can't wait to have in our lives.." Kenzi said with a sweet smile as she looked to Bo and Tamsin who were both grinning.
The four women threw back their shots and poured a final round.
"Here's to being reborn and having a baby liver that's already feeling this wonderful goodness.. But it's also a drink to you three.. Thank you.. For never giving up on me, for dealing with me as a little brat and for not strangling me with this whole memory gap thing. A toast to you three and letting me become a part of this crazy, wild, dysfunctional, trouble magnet family" Alex said with a giggle as everyone laughed and rolled their eyes downing their shots.
"Four shots for four thankful bitches.. Let's take our bottles and go sit on that massive bad ass couch and have amazing drunken convo's where we spill our secrets and say things we will regret in the morning" Kenzi said as she lifted her bottle, pointing towards the door leading to the living room.
The other three followed the tipsy Russian. "Why don't we go check out the fire pit outside. It's a great night?" Tamsin said with a grin.
"Mmm I am so agreeing" Bo said as she kissed Tamsin's cheek.
The four walked outside to the fire pit that was already stacked with wood.
"I see someone had this planned?" Bo said as she looked towards Tamsin and grinned.
"What? I can be cute.. Plus hello, I bought a house with a fire pit for a reason" Tamsin said as she shrugged and smirked.
"I for one am so loving it" Kenzi said as she sat down in the chair next to the fire pit. Alex sat in the chair beside her and smiled.
Bo sat down in the chair on the other side of Kenzi and Tamsin smiled as she sat down on the ground and leaned back so she was sitting in-between the Succubus's legs.
"Alex.. Wanna light the fire kid?" Tamsin said as she sipped on her vodka straight from the bottle.
"My pleasure.." Alex said with a grin as she flashed her eyes red, "Wanna help me baby fae?"
Kenzi glanced over to Alex and raised an eyebrow questioning what the blonde meant. Without giving an answer, Alex reached over and grabbed Kenzi's hand and laced their fingers together.
"Put your hand out.." Alex said as she glanced over to Kenzi.
Kenzi flashed her eyes red and smiled as she put her free hand out towards the fire, matching Alex.
Alex heated up her hand that was now holding Kenzi's and in her free hand that was outstretched towards the fire pit she flicked her wrist allowing blue flames to cover her palm.
Alex looked at Kenzi and nodded. Kenzi took a deep breath and flicked her hand open, allowing bright red and orange fire to appear.
As soon as Alex's hand had blue flames and Kenzi was showing off her red flame covered palm the two aimed towards the fire and shot the fire towards the wood. Blue and red flames swirled together instantly providing a strong fire amongst the wood.
"Not bad.." Alex said as she smiled and let go of Kenzi's palm.
"Not bad? THAT WAS AWESOME! I felt like super charged!" Kenzi said as she looked down at her hands in amazement.
"That's what happens when two Ember's get together hot stuff" Alex said with a wink.
"Thank God you're back to almost you.. We're gonna need all the help we can get training Kenzi" Bo said with a smile as she tipped her bottle back.
"Truth" Tamsin said as she raised her bottle in the air.
"I remember my Dawning.. It's always interesting for Ember's to go through" Alex said as she laughed.
"Really? Like interesting as in yay it was fun and super easy or interesting as in I'm so gonna get fried?" Kenzi asked as she sipped her tequila and coughed.
"Interesting as in I remember being freezing my ass off and was on a ship like some Pirates of the Caribbean kinda shit.. Bitches made me walk the plank in my birthday suit" Alex said as she laughed.
"Oh joy.." Kenzi said as she rolled her eyes.
"You'll be fine Kenz" Bo said as she patted Kenzi's hand.
"Yeah momz, you can do this. You're the kick ass Kenz.. The Dawning won't be anything you can't handle. Hell if Alex can do it you certainly can" Tamsin said with a nose scrunch.
"Yeah! Hey.." Alex said as she slowly realized her sister's dig at her.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
"So drunk happy talk.. Do we have any names for the future fae babes?" Kenzi said as she raised an eyebrow and grinned to Bo and Tamsin.
Bo and Tamsin looked at one another with lost expressions.
"Oh this is good, you two haven't even talked about names for the little thing?" Alex said as she and Kenzi high fived and started to laugh.
"Well no.. I guess we haven't" Bo said as she huffed out a laugh.
"We'll add that to our to do list" Tamsin said as she grinned.
"I kinda want to know the gender before I pick out a name.." Bo said as she rubbed her stomach and smiled.
"As long as it's healthy I'll be happy.. We can name it anything in the world, as long as it's fine and my wife comes out of this alive" Tamsin said as she leaned her head against Bo's knee.
"We will babe" Bo said as she put a hand on Tamsin's shoulder.
"Of course they will.. Hello Trickster is going to catch that baby when it comes shooting out of Bo Bo's vajay jay and then we are so gonna spoil the little brat rotten" Kenzi said as she tipped her bottle backwards.
"Nice Kenz.." Bo said as she smiled and rolled her eyes.
"Ughhh I hate seeing people give birth" Alex said as she made a 'yuck' face.
"You've seen someone give birth?!" Kenzi said as she nearly choked on her drink.
"Yup. Tams and I had to deliver a baby in Valhalla to one of her Valkyrie sisters from her academy class.. It was so gross!" Alex said as she started to laugh.
"How would you even know ass hat?! You passed out before the baby was even crowning!" Tamsin said as she started to laugh.
"I'm so calling story!" Kenzi yelled through her laughter.
"Me too! I wanna hear this!" Bo said as she giggled.
"Well Ty, one of the Valkyrie's we grew up with and I went through training with got knocked up by a warrior when she was suppose to be delivering souls and it was all secret secret so when she went into labor she showed up at our house at like 3 in the damn morning.." Tamsin said as she calmed her laughter.
"Tams and I were totally shit faced! We had gone out training in the fields until midnight and T had the next day off so we started to down the mead and Nordic liquor.. When that bitch knocked on our door we both like stumbled drunkenly to open it and then BAM.. There is a freakin' pregnant bitch who peed on our doorstep!" Alex said as she started laughing.
"She didn't pee on our doorstep douche bag! Her water broke.. But yeah we were smashed as hell! We lead her in and Alex grabbed towels and tossed them on the floor and I laid Ty down! I remember Ty being like 'THE BABY IS COMING! HELP TAMSIN, YOU HAVE TO DELIVER IT' and I looked at her and raised an eyebrow.." Tamsin said as she wiped the tears from her face.
"Yeah and this genius," Alex said as she pointed to Tamsin, "Goes 'uh pregnant bitch say what?' I swear I about died laughing!"
Kenzi and Bo were giggling uncontrollably.
"Dude a Valkyrie sister rolled up ready to shoot a baby out.. Like do I LOOK like someone who has delivered babies? What do I seem like the type to do that on the side?! It seemed like a good enough as any to try when I was drunk so I knelt down with Alex beside me and spread her keens open and ALEX goes 'ohhhhh that is so not right..' and I was like 'it's the miracle of life shit head' and Alex goes 'that is no miracle.. That is a watermelon about to shoot out of a pea sized hole.. Oh God.. It looks so gross.. I'm gonna be sick..' and before I could say anything else that bitch passed out!" Tamsin said as she started to laugh harder.
"IT WAS SO NASTY! IT WAS SO BIG! AHHHH!" Alex said as she covered her face.
"Dude you didn't even see the gross part! After Alex was laying unconscious on the floor and Ty is looking at her I started to giggle and Ty was like 'please say you are sober enough to do this' and I simply chuckled and was like 'uh I guess we will see.. push I guess?' and low and behold she starts grunting and boom this little baby comes flying out and into my arms" Tamsin said as she stopped laughing and smiled. "A little baby girl.. Head full of blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.. Kid was gorgeous. I cleaned the nasty lady juices off the baby and handed her to Ty.. She named the baby Allison.. She combined Alex and my name.. We called the kid Tax or A-sin.. Don't know how my shit of a sister got credit for the birthing of the baby but it was pretty cool"
"Uhm hello I got towels for it and saw the bitch's vag.. I so deserved some credit! AND I was there when I woke up to help her!" Alex said as she crossed her arms in protest.
"Seriously? You woke up and grabbed a beer and said 'huh.. so ya crapped that out? It's cute' and then went back to drinking" Tamsin said as everyone started to laugh.
"My girlfriend is also a midwife.. who woulda known?" Bo said as she playfully smacked Tamsin's shoulder.
"Oh shut up" Tamsin said as she playfully shoved Bo's leg.
"Oh come on Tam Tam, at least you delivered the baby unlike pyro over here who made out with the floor" Kenzi said as she stuck her tongue out to Alex.
"It was oneeeee time!" Alex said as she rolled her eyes and smiled.
"You better not pass out when my kid comes" Tamsin said as she glared playfully at her sister.
"I make no promises" Alex said as she laughed.
"What happened to the baby? Was she a Valkyrie? What happens to babies in Valhalla?" Bo asked as everyone's laughter calmed down.
"Yeah she was a Valkyrie. Born and raised in Valhalla. She became a decent warrior too. A baby born in Valhalla is given protection and guidance. Kids in our world were trained at a young age to fight. She grew up like all the rest of us. I know my father was a dick and corrupted my mom but thinking about it, I don't know why they refused to let me go and be raised in Valhalla.. It's not a bad life at all. Well.. Not when you're young. When you are assigned someone to work for, whether it be Freya or Odin, then shit gets messy" Tamsin said as she shrugged.
"Why? What's the difference between the two?" Kenzi asked as she sipped her drink.
"Yeah and how are Valkyrie's assigned one or the other?" Bo asked as she looked down at her Valkyrie.
"Get ready ladies.. You're about to get one hell of a story.." Alex said as she sighed and looked down at Tamsin.
"I'll explain it.. Try to keep up baby faes.. and hold all questions till the end" Tamsin said with a wink as she turned so she could face her gorgeous Succubus.