AN: SO~ I was playing a game online and the song I was listening to gave me this idea. The song was called,"Any kind of Guy" By Big Time Rush, and I thought,'HiccupXFem!Jack, + interference from Hiccup's friends, Male!Elsa or Evan, Noah aka 'Toothless', and Eugene, = 1 hell of a one-shot!' ENJOY! ~
The guys sighed as they sat by the pool. That was when Eugene spoke up. "You know what I just realized?" He questioned. "What?" The other three question in an unison, all turning their heads to face their friend at the same time. "That all the girls here," Eugene explained,"Are either, snotty, aggressive, crazy, or just flat out mean." Hiccup could agree to that. That was when a pair of twins walked by.
"Stand back boys," Noah said,"I got this." He then stood in front of the twins. "Would either of you ladies, like to go on a date with me?" He questioned "What's my name?" The girl on the right questioned. "...Mandy?" Noah guessed. Both girls grabbed him by the collar and tossed him into the pool. They smiled at the other three and then walked away.
"Sandy," The other three said, nodding and pointing to each other. "Eugene's right though," Hiccup said, sitting up in his chair,"It would be nice for a change. Like a girl who's nice, pretty, has a good sense of humor, and fun. Someone from... Pennsylvania." Just then, Mr. Aster, the hotel manager, came out with a man and a girl behind him.
"Well, it ain't Pennsylvania," He said,"But I do hope ye enjoy ye're stay." The guys stared at the girl whom came out from the lobby. She had pure white hair and striking icy blue eyes. She smiled at the guys, her eyes landing on Hiccup. As she walked by, she sent them a small wave and continued to follow the man whom was obviously her dad. The guys continued to stare for a good minute or two.
"She's mine!" Eugene yelled. The others glared and they started tackling each other. Saying,'She's mine! No, she's mine. Mine! I called first!' until they got back into the apartment they all shared. "HEY!" Valka yelled, she was Hiccup's mom and a mom to the other three boys while they were in L.A. They guys stopped their fight and faced her.
"New girl at the Palm woods?" She guessed. All four of them nodded. "Carry on," She said,"I'm off to the park." She then left the room as the guys resumed arguing. "OK!" Hiccup shouted,"We're getting any where with this." "Then how do we figure this out?" Noah questioned. "Evan?" Hiccup urged. The boy stuttered,"Well, w-we could fight each other till three of us gives up, face each other off one by one, or challenge each other in a video game battle."
"Or you guys can go down to the lobby and actually talk to her," Emma, Hiccup's sister said as she walked into the kitchen. The guys laughed. Emma just rolled her eyes. "Hopeless," She muttered. "You know what?" Hiccup questioned,"I'm not gonna let this go to my head." The guys gave him a confused look. "I'm gonna let you three have your turns and then I'll go talk to her," He explained. The others laughed.
The race was on. Unfortunately, Eugene couldn't participate because he started sneezing while practicing at the studio, and had to be taken to the doctor. So, it was just Evan, Noah and Hiccup. Evan picked to on speaking British because they read that a major percent of the girl population is attracted to British accents. Noah then decided to pretend that he was a bad boy. And Hiccup went for being himself.
Noah was the first to try to impress the girl. He walked over and leaped over the side of a chair, landing in it. "Hi," The girl said, looking at Noah,"I'm Jack. Cool jacket." Noah flicked out his jacket and gave her a nod. "Oh, are you trying out for the bad boy role in Magic Middle school?" Jack questioned. Noah looked at the script. "Cause the thing is," Jack said,"I hate bad boys in real life." Noah looked back at her. "Their just so, aggressive," Jack continued,"And they seem so, angry, all the time, I mean. Whatever," She then took a breath,"So. What's your name?"
Noah stuttered out a reply. "Reginald Edwards from England!" He said, confidently. Evan looked at him and knew he was gonna kill his friend later. "How exciting!" Jack said,"What part of England are you from?" Noah couldn't quite form the words. He ended up answering her in Australian more then British. He then sprinted from the chair and back to his friends. "You stole my bit!" Evan said, grabbing and pushing Noah by his jacket. "But she smelt so nice," Noah complained,"And I panicked!"
"Oh, She will be mine!" Evan said, getting up and starting to walk over to Jack. Suddenly, Anna came through the lobby. She slapped Evan across the face. "Um, Anna," He said,"I'm kinda, in the middle-" "Oh, of course I'll take you back," Anna said, ignoring what the boy had said and kissing him all over his face. "I'm so glad we're back together Troy," She then said,"And I will destroy anyone," She pointed to Jack who gave her a confused look,"Who tries to come between us," She said before kissing him again and slapping him across the face once more. She then walked away.
"Get the part?" Noah and Hiccup questioned as she walked past. "Yea," Anna said, nodding and shrugging her shoulders. She then walked away. Meanwhile, Evan was stuttering. Trying to explain what the heck had just happened. He then retreated back to his friends. "This," He said, gesturing to his face,"Doesn't count." "Hey," Hiccup said,"You used up your turn." He then stood up and was about to walk over to Jack, but she wasn't there. "Dang it!" He said, his friends high-fiving behind him.
They three then decided to check the pook where they saw Jack sitting in one of the cabanas. Hiccup sighed and walked over to her. "Hi," He said. Jack looked up at him,"Hi." "I just wanted to welcome you to the Palm Woods," Hiccup said,"And I was wondering..." He trailed off when he felt someone grab him by his shirt and pick him up. "This looks weird doesn't it?" Jack nodded slowly. "I was hoping that we could finish our conversation," Hiccup then said," If Phil would be so kind as to let me down." The older man then hoisted Hiccup over his shoulder.
"This is bad," He said. Jack, again, nodded slowly, but she smiled. "Um," Hiccup said as Phil started walking, he then waved at Jack,"We'll do this again some time!" Jack waved back at him and chuckled to herself.
Soon the guys were back in the studio. They tried practicing their song again, but it seems that Eugene was having trouble. "Rapunzel," He said,"I think I'm ready for that shot now," Tooth sighed and lead him out of the studio. The others ran into Phil while trying to get out of the studio. "Phil," Hiccup said,"What do you think is the best way to impress a girl?" "Sing her a love song," He answered,"It worked for me every time." Then Hiccup and his friends scurried out of the studio only to find Rapunzel eating a hot dog.
"Where's Eugene?" Noah questioned. Rapunzel sighed. "He went back to the Palm woods after escaping from me," She said," Chanting,'She will be mine! She will be mine!'." "Thank you," Hiccup said as he, Noah and Evan scurried back to the Palm woods. When they got back, they saw Eugene walking through the lobby. "Rapunzel," He said, talking on the phone,"I'm getting that shoot." The others looked and gagged at the sight of their friend. His face was all red and puffy and his hands were to big for his body.
As Eugene went to go get himself fixed, the others stood in front of Jack's apartment window and sang the song they were working on. It kinda made her nervous the way they were pushing each other out of the way. "Hey guys," She said, getting their attention,"Great song. But, I kinda have a boyfriend back home." They looked at her with disbelief. "But we can still be friends," Jack said, the others sighing and agreeing with her.
"Well that was bad," Evan said. A girl* came out, her dirty-blond/Brown hair in a braid, wearing a black shirt, black shoes and blue jeans, her bluish-grey eyes telling the guys other wise. She walked up to them and said,"Wrong. That was amazing!" He then tried to get into Phil arms to be carried back to the studio, but he fell. The boys tried to help him up. Anna and Jack looked down at them. "You told me you didn't have a boyfriend," Anna said. "Yeah well," Jack said,"I don't want that." She gestured to the scene below them. Anna sighed,"Yea. Evan's mine by the way." Jack raised her hands in defense.
Once the guys were in the studio, and Eugene was back to his old self, they sang the new version of the song they worked on.
Eugene: "Here I am. There you are. Why does it seem so far. Next to you is where I should be."
Noah: "Where I wanna be."
Eugene: "Something I. Want so bad. Know what's inside your head. Maybe I could see what you see."
Noah: "Tell me what you see."
Evan: "Gotta keep on believing,
That everything takes time.
I'll make up any reason,
To make you mine.
If you're staying or leaving,
I'll follow your lead.
So why keep pretending?
Open your eyes.
I can be what you need."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl
That's the guy I'll be
Turn myself upside down."
Evan: "Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl
You know I'll agree
Turn your whole world around."
Evan: "Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind, any kind,
Any kind of guy you want.
You decide.
Change your mind.
I will be there.
Won't you try,
One more time.
Be my any kind of girl.
You decide,
It's alright,
I will be there."
Noah: "You seem so hard to know,
Say goodbye, say hello.
Then you say that 'it's time to go'."
Eugene: "Now it's time to go."
Noah: "Changing my, point of view.
Everyday something new.
Anything to get next to you."
Eugene: "Gonna get to you."
Hiccup: "Gotta keep on believing,
That everything takes time.
I'll make up any reason,
To make you mine.
If you're staying or leaving,
I'll follow your lead.
So why keep pretending?
Open your eyes.
I can be what you need."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl.
That's the guy I'll be (that's the guy I'll be).
Turn myself upside down."
Evan: "Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl,
You know I'll agree (you know I'll agree).
Turn your whole world around."
Evan: "Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind, any kind,
Any kind of guy you want.
You decide,
Change your mind,
I will be there (I'll be there).
Won't you try,
One more time,
Be my any kind of girl.
You decide,
It's alright,
I will be there."
Hiccup: "Let me know if I'm getting through."
Evan: "Making you understand."
Eugene: "If it's wrong, I'll try something new."
Hiccup: "Try something new."
Eugene: "Don't look away, Cause I'm here to stay."
Hiccup: "If it's a game. Then I'm gonna play."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl.
That's the guy I'll be.
Turn myself upside down."
Evan: Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind of guy you want, girl
You know I'll agree (you know I'll agree)
Turn your whole world around."
Evan: "Yes I will, yes I will."
All: "Any kind, any kind,
Any kind of guy you want.
You decide,
Change your mind,
I will be there. (I'll be there)
Won't you try,
One more time,
Be my any kind of girl.
You decide.
It's alright.
I will be there."
Hiccup: "Bring it back."
All: "Any kind, any kind,
Any kind of guy you want.
You decide,
It's alright,
I will be there."
The guys laughed as they walked through the lobby. Emma walking silently in front of them. "You know what guys," Hiccup said,"Let's promise not to worry about another girl again." "Agreed," The other three answered. "Hi," A girl said, walking up to them. The guys stopped and stared, Evan closing Hiccup's mouth. "I jus' moved in," The girl said,"Can anyone tell me how t' get t' room 6h from 'ere?"
"Go to the elevator," Emma answered,"Go up a good three stories, 2nd hall, third door on the right." The girl smiled,"Thanks." She then left. Emma sighed as she moved out of her brother and his friends' way. The four guys then ran after the girl screaming,"She's mine! Mine! No Mine!" ~
AN: I based this off the episode of Big Time Rush "Big Time Love Song." So the cast is simple.
Kendall Knight: Hiccup
Logan Mitchelle: Evan/Male!Elsa
Carlos Garcia: Noah/Human!Toothless
James Diamond: Eugene (They have a picture of James Maslow of Big time rush next to a picture of Eugene and they look VERY similar)
Emma: Katy Knight (Kendall's sister)
Valka: Mrs. Knight (Kendall's Mom)
Rapunzel: Kelly WinrightPhil: Fray Train
Girl that walks up to them at the pool: Me
Jo: JackCamille: AnnaGirl in the lobby: Merida
Hope you guys enjoyed and review. If this is confusing, just tell me in a PM and I'll explain the best way I can! ~