The Clarent Cycle
by revanninja

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"So here I am legs up in the air, Some Midwife reaching which let me tell you is NOT fun." Morgiana said her face scrunched up in remembrance. " And this idiot comes in all panicked from having heard me scream." Morgiana points a finger at Kirito who has the grace to look embarrassed hunkering down next to Asuna on the couch. Asuna on the other hand had a hand up to her face her eyes dancing in delight.

"Now Eugene had the luck to find a field boss and was not going to make it and I was not happy about missing on my woman given right to beat him down for getting me into this situation in the first place. SO I thought hey Kirito makes a good stand in I think I called it the idiot price but truth is I wasnt thinking clearly so for all I know its was gibberish. Worked though the poor sap." Morgiana face split into a fierce grin even as resettled her son in her lap. The young boy paid no attention to the adults in the room and was playing a carved statue of a knight made by Liz.

"Wait? Kirito just went with this?" Louise said her face and voice filled with her confusion from her seat next to the mother. "And stop that! My hair is not your toy!" Midori just chuckled and continued to braid her hair into a complex french braid.

Kirito his face red answered." Have you ever had Morgiana mad at you?" At Louise's No of a nod he finished. "Dont that is all I have to say, she is scary enough as is." Shuddering at the memory. Once again Louise reached up to thwack away Midori's hands from her hair but the slim girl just slipped around and continued to play with it. Finally Louise halted a pout across her face.

Morgiana watched the girls for a moment her face hinting just a bit about the thoughts going through her mind. Shaking it off she took up the story again. "Well at first it was all fine I crushed Kirito's hand screamed so forth you know the usual, but then this idiot says something I forget what it was it probably wasnt anything but I was well past the point of caring, Instead of having my big strong husband to force on to his knees like a little baby I had this little girl who looked more like my baby sister then a guy and I wasnt taking it anymore." Stopping Morgiana's face turned to pin Kirito with a glare. "By the way why where you disguised as Midori then? I didnt think about it tell now but it was a little odd."

Hunkering down Kirito was sure his face was on fire but before he had to respond Asuna spoke up. "Well that was me? I kinda wanted to surprise Yui with a new dress you know for that winter ball the princess was having. So I kinda sort of roped Kirito in helping me?" Asuna's voice had gotten meek near the end and was fidgeting in her seat. "Midori and Yui share alot of coloring and have a similar body type so I was using... him as a Model." The last part was squeaked with a shaky smile on her face.

Needless to say it took but a second for the implication to say in before the assembled host started laughing. Poor Kirito couldnt do anything but sink deeper into the couch hoping it would swallow him home. "Please..Hahaha...Tell...Me...Hahahahahah...You..have pictures." Leafa squeaked out her face red with tears streaking down it her arms wrapped around her sides. "Brother in a dress..." And there went Leafa again her fight againist the laughter lost.

After a few minutes to gather herself Morgiana took up her tale again." So As I was saying I wasnt having it and I lashed out I dont know how put I pulled magic. All I know was I blasted Kirito just as this little guy was making his debut into the world." Smiling she stroked her sons hair. "After the flash there was Kirito knocked out cold and next to him was a naked Midori." Bouncing her son Morgiana told her son. "Hear that kiddo, you and your aunt Midori were born on the same day."

Louise her face pinched. "So you just poofed and Midori was born?" At Morgiana's nod she crossed her arms. " I know Midori is not normal but this takes the cake...wait doesnt this mean Midori is Kirito and Morgiana's child?"

"So Papa? Can I have your sword I have been a good girl." Midori's face was filled with mischievous intent. " I promise I wont scratch it."

"Knock it off Midori" Kirito face was filled with a hint of annoyance.

"Ah Guinevere Papa Doesnt love me anymore!" Midori turned and buried her face into Louise's shoulder let off fake sobs. In a fake stage whisper. "After he takes Lancelot away we should steal his sword and take over the kingdom! Momma will help!"

"Midori!' Louise was aghast at her behavior.

"Behaving huh?" Asuna spoke her face a pinched displeased look. " Well if you want this Lancelot will duel you for the kingdom and you shall learn you have awhile before you can claim the round for yourself."

Morgiana watching the going ons of her friends and family couldnt help but smile she loved the goings on she was never bored with them around. "Soon you will have adventures like them I wonder what mischief you will have him Little man?" Her son as if knowing her question laughed a twinkle in his eye.