Author: sorry that Metro has not updated in a while, she has a C in language and can't update again, sorry for the inconvenience.
Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up! You exist!?
Author: Yup! I am an actual person. The author of this story! But Metro has all the power! Not Fair!
Jason: You could get us out! And prove how much better you are Than Metro...
Anabeth: Yes! So much better!
Author: I feel an actual plot coming on- No that would be giving this a plot that this story does not have! Going against Zeus' orders, destroying the cosmos!
Percy: Your the personification of what she feels when she's writing, right?
Author: ...Yes...
Frank: Then wouldn't it be your duty to give this story a plot?
Author:...I suppose...
Nico: Would you give up your duty?
Author: Of course not!
Hazel: Then do your duty-give this story a plot!
Author: All right Fine!
SPAZZ: You will not regret this.
Author: *Phone beeps* I-I must go, Christmas shopping, you know!
All: Be back soon...
Author: She wasn't lying when she said that was creept