SPAZZ: WHO THE HADES WAS IN MY MINI-FRIDGE!
Jason: *poker-face* what do you mean?
Nico: You didn't put Will in their did you?
SPAZZ: MY PEANUT-BUTTER IS MISSING!
Annabeth: That's what's this is about? Ridicules!
Percy: Look for Tyson, he can smell peanut-butter from a thousand miles away.
Frank: I wish I wasn't Lactose-intolerant.
Hazel: You know that peanut-butter doesn't have lactose-right?
Leo: And people call me hair-brained.
Author: I'm BAAAAACCCKKKK!
Nico: Do you remember your promise?
Author: I do...but I must do what I feel would help this story much more than the plot.
Percy: And that is...
Author: No plot. Ever. Not even if it is my duty to all to make this have a plot, you and I must do what my creator has bound us to- and I cannot defy that. Also- you didn't make me swear. HAHA LOSERS I ATE THE PEANUT-BUTTER!
Nico: So Will isn't stuck in the refrigerator?
Everyone: NOOO