Author: Hello! Merry Christmas!
SPAZZ: FJRFGHIERHGKRJGHRKJGHFDIKFHGKFJGHSKLGJFNHGLKJHGFLKGBHNFELKGJHFKLFJHG!
Leo: Uhh...I don't know who I am! Someone help!
Percy: Drama Qu-King! All you do is complain! So everyone shut up!
Annabeth: *Sigh* Percy, calm down, or no blue pancakes for breakfast!
SPAZZ: LFKJFLSFFLSKFJLSDJFLSDKFJDLFJLFSKJLFKJFLSKFJSDLFKJDLFJFLJLJFKDFJLSKDFJLSFJKDFLSJF!
Frank: I think that SPAZZ is having a seizer.
Hazel: Frank, everything is fine. Just calm down.
Jason: *secretly Brooding*
Piper: *Fangirling over Solangelo*
Nico & Will: *Making out*
SPAZZ: OH! EWWWW! THEIR EXCHANGEING COOTIES! GROSS!
Annabeth: I'm surrounded by idiots. Honestly!
James: Oh! Hi Metro!
Metro: Hey, James! What's going on?
James: I have no idea.
Metro: Hey Author! Over here! *Author walks over slowly*. So, what happened?
Author: *Mumbles something that cannot be heard*.
Metro: What did you say?
Author: I ate SPAZZ'S peanut-butter.
Metro & James: AHHH.
Metro: Anything else I should know about?
Author: They tried to make me give this story a plot.
Metro: Thank you for being honest with me. *Snaps fingers*. I just turned everyone but myself into dogs-even Catsrawesome. Ha! Beat That!