Percy: Clearly the sky dude had issues.
Annabeth: Where did that come from?
Percy: I never understood what made Persephone such a big deal.
Leo: Are you...Okay?
Percy: Now we have to visit the Underworld and see how it's going with our favorite creepy stalker god, Hades.
Nico: My dad is not a stalker.
Jason: He stalked and kidnaped Persephone.
Percy: The fifth river of the Underworld was the Styx, The River of Hate.
Leo: Uh-Metro what's wrong with Percy!?
Metro: NO IDEA, BUT IT'S FUNNY!
Percy: He might have done better if he'd offered them trained whales.
Author: The things he is saying are things he said in his book about the Greek Gods.
Percy: Up on Olympus, Zeus was pleased.
Will: Why am I here?
Author: So that Nico won't say the words 'Happy Meal'.
Nico: Happy-*Will glares*-Never mind.
Percy: You can't Swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.
Frank: Were they that fat?
Percy: In a way, by taking her friends name, the goddess was keeping Pallas's memory alive.
Hazel: That was my favorite myth in school.
Percy: If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole.
Annabeth: Too true.
Percy: I dunno. Would you fallow a dude who was fallowing a cow?
Leo: Just for kicks I guess.
Percy: The Idea of fighting two massive giants wasn't very appealing.
Piper: I know what you mean.
Percy: If you want to see Hephaestus's baby pictures you're out of luck.
Leo: Darn, I always wondered what my dad looked like when he was a kid.
Percy: Maybe they were worried that their own thrones would explode, or their seats would sprout Vitamix blender blades.
Metro: *sticks out tongue*
Percy: If you did understand it, you probably wouldn't like it.
Apollo: That is just the prophecies that you got.
Leo: I thought that you were being punished.
Apollo: I am. I'm here aren't I?
Annabeth: True, true.
Percy: Now, Artemis's fallowers were supposed to off-limits, but this is Zeus we're talking about.
Annabeth: yeah.
Percy: It would be faster to list things Hermes wasn't the god of, because that guy had a lot going on.
Metro: And we'll leave you here. This was weird.