06
Game Over
My life is like a video game
Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Hey guys! Roxas here, and today, I'm goanna show you a song.
Trying hard to save the girl
Obstacles I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy
This song just perfectly fits me and the OC named Kristina, who thinks that life is just a video game with zero lives. Huh, how ironic.
I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry but your Princess isn't here
A classic line from Super Mario Brothers.
I take a rest I push the pause
Level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage I will clear
Trust me, I hope I get past another stage in a game, whether it's easy or hard.
"I fuckin' passed, asshole!"
That came from the song itself. I have the lyrics up, but the guy didn't put it there. Probably had to do a little censoring, there.
I'm just tryin'
To keep from dyin'
Kristina motto. 'Nuff said.
It's just a game that we play for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forever more
Stop complainin'
and
Start changin' it
This is my mindset for years to come. This is what I think about life as a big whole.
Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life
... Got nothing to say here.
He told me that I need to change life is not a video game
So stop playin' and open up your eyes
Well, that what you think. I think it's all about saving the one I love from the evil snob at his house.
I'm just tryin'
To keep from dyin'
It's just a game that we play for heaven's sake
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forever more
Stop complainin'
and
Start changin' it
There's a reason why I chose this as a song for this story. In fact, it's in this chapter to be exact.
Don't talk about it
Just be about it
Don't ever doubt it
Even when your brain is clouded
I may be crazy
But life's amazing
And through it
All and even
with
Your problems
Facing
So just know that it's
okay
We all have to take a few risks now a then, otherwise you might not get the most in life. Trust me. I'm one of those people who take risks a lot, especially if their parents are overprotective, and taking risks is what got me here, telling you a story that started in school. Your lucky I took that risk to post it up here.
My life is like a video game
Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
UP-UP
DOWN-DOWN
LEFT-RIGHT
LEFT-RIGHT
B-A
SELECT START
... I think this is wrong. Find the mistake, if any, and where the second paragraph is a reference to, and you earned yourself a cookie.
It's just a game that we play for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forever more
Stop complainin' and start changin' it
Almost done! Just the final chorus and it stops.
It's just a game that we play for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is keeping score and forever more
Stop complainin' and start changin' it
And done!
Hey guys! I have a plot twist in this chapter. Oh, and it might effect the world's survival chances. Did I say that there's an important plot twist?
Anyway, here's the Fast Read of 04.
The Fast Read
04
Getting the Facts Straight
... Basically, some facts about what's up with the world and Flowey's short-term memory loss.
... That's all I have to say. It's the shortest chapter so far in the fanfic. 4,200ish to be exact.
Anyway, here some clarifications for you guys!
1) Kristina: Oh, my brace comes off today. Yay. Now I can punch the living daylight out of Edge!
2) There will be a talent show somewhere in the middle. All I'm going to tell is that Kristina's part of it.
3) Fun Fact: This is literally my fifth time writing this chapter. It started as a trip to the E Pax to a shipping that cannot be named to many other versions that I can't seem to remember.
4) All hail the king of Dreamland (there's a reason why I put this down).
Now, I do not own Undertale or anything Undertale related or not. I do own the plot and my OCs. The song above is called "Game Over" by Falling in Reverse.
Now, let's do this.
"No."
All Chira could do is stare at the teen like she just heard something insane come out of that dirty mouth that Kristina owned. She looked at the others, who were thinking of the same thing and facing Kristina with the same face she had on. She then started to chuckle. "You're joking, right?"
"No, I'm not."
Sans' fake smile dropped when the seriousness came in. Screwball and Core Frisk had a look of disbelief along with Flowey and Dustin, shaking in disapproval. Chira then glared daggers at the teen's direction.
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't let Flowey shank you where you st-"
"That's not my hobby," Kristina casually stated, shrugging. She lets off a smirk. "Besides, there's more people with this type of power, right? I mean," she says, pointing at Screw, "Screw, you do have other files for the others, right?"
Screwball fiddled with said files that were tucked under the crook of his arm. "W-Well, yeah, bu-"
"Then you can get someone more qualified for this. Trust me; I might be a nuisance later on. I had experience with that."
Chira wanted to slap some sense into her friend right now. "Kristina. Why the hell did you just say that?"
"Chira, you don't get it. When mum kicked me out, I was happy. Happy that she kicked me out." Kristina looked away from Chira. "I don't have to do all her dirty shit anymore."
"Kristina, that's just sa-"
"No. It's not."
By now, it's just Kristina, Chira, Core Frisk, and Screwball in the room, since Sans, Flowey, and Dustin wanted to get out of the way.
"Kristina," Screwball says. "Why are you saying this now? You could've said it earlier and we'll stop. I mean, you did have a point; there are more people we need to get to do this."
Chira then realized something. "... You think life's a game, huh?"
"Uh-huh," Kristina says, opening a bright purple portal to God-knows-what. "And I intend to use my last life on something productive." She went in the hole, but stopped halfway through. "I'm just tryin' to keep from dyin'." She disappeared into the other side and the hole disappeared.
"... well, that went as expected. i knew some people would say no from the start. apparently, they value their life more than the universe."
"Chira, does she usually act like that? That's certainly new."
Chira didn't say anything at all. All she could think was the answer to her 'life's a game to you' question. Why... why did she say that? Jeez, she needs to grow up for once!
"Chira?"
"Can't she just grow up for once?!" Chira asked loudly to no one in particular. "Jeez, she thinks everyday is like a level in a game called Life, and she... she..." Chira slaps her face. "God, how the hell do I put up with her?"
"Well," Screwball murmured. "She says 'no' and we can respect that."
"Chira, i know she'll say yes. not right now, however. i think she wants to keep Error off the States in one fight.
"i think she's going to fight him, whether she dies or not."
"Doesn't he want to fight Kristina anyway?" Screw pointed.
"not like that, no; Error knows who Kristina is, I bet he'll strike when she's vulnerable. maybe at a place where no will guess she's at."
"Well, I'm off to bed," Screw says to Corey. "See you next time."
"same to you, screwball." And the chat turns off.
"Chira, do you have any idea where she might be when she's seems distressed or something similar?"
Chira looked at him. "... Dunno. She hides it with a poker face, like Sans..."
"Don't worry," Screw assured. "I think we might pin her down. Besides, wouldn't she be around a place where Error migh pop up?"
"Maybe."
"Well, like I said to Core Frisk: I'm going to sleep. You should too. Maybe tomorrow we might run into her."
"Yeah, like that'll ever happen."
Screwball was already gone, leaving Chira alone in the room.
"She always appears at a place where people least expect her to be at. It's going to be hard since all of us don't even know half of her at all."
Blue just had to break the ice cold tension that's hovering over the table.
"Where's Krissy?"
"I don't know, bro," Swapyrus says, eating a hotdog Gabby so happened to make for everyone. "Sans, any ideas?" He eyed Sans, who was playing with his food.
"Huh?" Sans looked up. "Well... I didn't stick around to see."
"Chira?"
Chira looked up. "Left." She didn't say anything else.
"Oh, for a walk?" Blue asked. "That's great!"
"Yep," Chira said, chuckling softly. "She usually doesn't walk, though," she murmured, making Blue look at her in confusion. She then added with a fake laugh, "I bet she's just walking to think or something like that."
"Oh, okay!" Blue exclaimed, even if the others slightly knew what she's doing. "So... what are we doing today? I wanna see more of this place!" His eyes then turned into stars, which made Mika and Gabby say 'kawaii' cutely (hah, see what I did there). "Oh, it'll be so much fun!" He then clutched Edge's arm, who tried to pry the Swap Sans off of it. "We could go to the park, or the beach -*gasp*"
Everyone thought Blue was about to have a heart attack with that much talking, Swapyrus being the person near the phone, his finger right on the 9 button.
"Maybe we could go to a mall!"
Almost everyone had a heart attack. A mall; are you nuts?!
"... A m-m-mall?" Geno and Flowey stammered, shaking like scared girls.
"A mall! I wanna see the cool shops they have," Blue exclaimed. He then looked at the two teens, who were still shaking.
"... Flowey had an... uh, accident in a mall," Chira explained. She then eyed Geno. "Don't know why he's shaking, though."
"Because Death's near him," Sans deadpanned, pointing at Death, who were a Nirvana shirt borrowed from Dustin. "Death, don't poke him; he's not on Facebook."
"GAH!" the reaper exclaimed, materializing next to Geno, who screeched and landed on Flowey's open arms. "Why must you reveal my location, mere mortal?!"
"I dunno, other me," Sans shrugged. "Explain, mere immortal."
"That was really bad, asshole," Mika stated, trying to stifle a giggle.
"I know; they're tearable!"
Gabby started to snorting, making Dannika and Dustin giggle along.
"Goddammit, Sans," Mika said, trying not to laugh.
As a charade of puns from Sans, Swapyrus, Blaster, Death, and Edge (surprisingly) were made and a bunch of fits of laughter were made, Chira then sighed loudly. "Okay, I've been thinking."
"Thinking about what?" Screw asked, intrigued.
"I guess we should all go to the mall."
Somewhere in the house, a loud "YAY" was heard.
"Really?" Sans says, eyes perking up. "How are you going to do that?"
"Simple; I heard there's a convention in the MacAuthur Mall in Norfolk, which isn't far from here. It's a game convention, so it's best if you just dressed as yourselves and say that you're you and stuff. In fact, I think Kristina must've heard about that; her mom works there and she told her a few days before she, well, kicked her out."
"A convention? Like an anime convention?" Sans asked, interested.
"...Somewhere along the lines," Gabby replied. "It's about games, though, so..."
"I bet," Dannika murmured, looking at her phone, "we could catch a female King Dedede with a Pokèball over there."
The table grew quiet, an awkward tension forming on the table. Then-
"Dannika, what the fuck are you talking about?" Dustin asked, looking weirded out at her.
"Oh, did you know?" she says, not looking up from the phone. "Her favorite Smasher is King Dedede."
"And the only person who dares dress up as the Eric Cartman of Dreamland is her!" Gabby exclaimed. "Mika, I think she might be at that convention! Besides, I heard she's doing something special for the convention."
Chira then sighed. "Worth a shot; might kill two birds with one stone: eat, and find that lazyass bitch I call a friend."
As the gang got up and started to head out, Dustin tapped Chira's shoulder, making her turn around.
"What?" she hissed, glaring at him.
"You think Kristina's there? I mean, she did say no to the invitation last night and she might want to avoid us for a while."
"Worth a chance," Chira muttered.
"Hey, Gabby!" Chira then yelled, said teen looking from behind to face her. "How do you know that she'll dress as the King?"
"Bruh! The haters made her do it, and she blew them away!"
If Dannika and Mika had a penny for every gasp out of beauty Edge does, there's about three dollars' worth in a jar.
"Damn," Edge exclaimed, is face literally squished to the window, his crimson red eyes looking at the tall buildings in Norfolk. "Those are so fucking big." He looks at Dustin, who so happens to be sitting righ next to the usually edgy prick. "How do people not fall down and die?"
"They do," Dustin deadpanned. "That's when they do suicide."
Edge looks back at an old-time building. "Well, that's sad; you're just painting the whole building red!"
"Hey, a sentence that doesn't contain a swear at all," Gabby joked, trying not to laugh.
"Shut up, asshole!" Edge shot back, glaring at Gabby, who chuckled nervously.
"I was wrong, then..." she murmured, shrugging.
As the drive towards the mall continued, Mika looked at the pamphlet Kristina gave her several days earlier, reading the contents inside. "... An encore at 1:00 PM today?"
"Encore? You mean singing?" Charles (who is driving) asked, taking a left. "Who's singing?"
"Kristina..." Mika trailed off. "If she's still doing it."
"Kristina? Singing? That's impossible," Charles exclaimed, stopping at a traffic light. "I peg her for a quiet type, even if she's as loud as you guys," he explained.
"True," Mika commented, skimming the back of the paper. "I never seen her sing, too. I guess she has no talent in singing?"
"Maybe," Edge sarcastically retorted.
"Hey, we weren't talking to you!"
Outside, on the flatbed, Blaster, Sans, Dustin, Chira, Flowey, Geno, Death, Blue, Swapyrus, and Outs sat, cramped, Flowey being the one very uncomfortable.
"...Why the hell must I be in this position?!" Flowey exclaimed, enraged. He was in a fetal position, his head on top of Chira's lap, looking pissed off.
"Dunno; you look like a baby, though," Sans snickered, receiving a kick from Flowey, which was dodged quickly. "I bet that you're secretly enjoying this."
"I'm fucking not, asshole!" Flowey yelped, glaring at Sans, who had his eat-shiting grin.
"You probably are," Death insisted. "Look how red you are."
"Yep," Swapyrus says, trying to light up his cig. "You're as red as a tomato!"
Dannika looked at Swaps and knocked the cig out of his hand, making him say that blasted line.
"You can't smoke in a mall."
"Mika!" Sans hollered, said person looking behind her. "Flowey's red as a tomato!"
"I bet he's not!" the teen hollered back.
"He is, tho!"
Gabby so happens to have the advantage of looking in Flowey's direction, and she started to laugh. She then told Mika, and she started to laugh.
"Goddammit, Smiley Trashbag," Flowey breathed, glaring daggers at Sans, pure murderous intent in his eyes.
"What? You are red as a tomato. I think you're really enjoying this. Why don't we wake up Ch-"
"NOPE."
Since Flowey practically shouted the word, Chira woke up, dazed as to what said that. She looked down to see the blonde used-to-be-flower, smiling nervously.
"H-Hi."
"Flowey, what the hell are you doing?"
"Not-"
Charles ran over a bump in the road, making everyone in the flatbed bounce a little, Sans stayed where he's at along with Blaster, Dustin, Dannika, and Swapyrus. Blue went towards Swaps. Geno and Death almost fell off the flatbed, the latter on top of the former. Chira and Flowey, though...
"Where's Flowey?"
Everyone's eyes widened when the blonde wasn't anywhere to be seen. They just shrugged, knowing that he'll eventually show himself.
"But..." Blue muttered as the car went into the parking lots. "He was just here awhile ago!"
The first thing Sans sees when the gang goes inside is a pissed-off Flowey, covered in bruises and cuts of various sizes. Hell, he was bleeding in some spots, his hand over his arm, which made a small puddle of blood next to him.
"... Flowey, what's up with you?" Sans asked, confused. "What exactly did you do during the bounce?"
"Oh, I don't know," Flowey sarcastically retorted, wincing. "Maybe I just went overboard and none of y'all noticed," he hissed, glaring at Sans.
Sans wondered how he got passed security looking like that. They would've, in his opinion, whisked him away to a hospital or something. "How did you get pas-"
"FLOWEY?!"
The blonde flinched as Chira came into view, a worried look stuck on her face. She then gasped again, running to him and checking out all of the bruises and cuts. Flowey gave Sans a "help me out; someone's killing me" face, the face catching Sans' line of sight. Sans sneered and walked to Chira, who was mumbling about cuts everywhere.
"Chira, I think he needs room right now," Sans stated, looking at Flowey.
"Well, I suppose..." Chira mused, getting out of Flowey's space. "BUT!" She pointed towards the door. "Flowey, go see someone that knows how to cover that wounds."
Flowey groaned, and rolled his eyes. "I'm staying."
"Flowey, how did you even get over here without the guards catching you?" Chira asked, looking rather suspicious now than concerned. "Did you, like, sneak off like you usually do?"
"Wh-What?" Flowey asked, wincing since he's sitting down. "W-What are y-you talking about?" His voice hissed whenever he tried to shift his position.
"Flowey, don't play dumb with me; I know what you're been up too, you ass."
"Hah, dumbass," Sans stated, receiving an elbow to his side from Chira.
"... Maybe I did," Flowey retorted, "But, still. I'm not going."
As soon as everyone got to where the trio were, Sans is sitting where Flowey used to be, looking at them like the past several minutes didn't happen.
"Where's Chira?" Mika asked to Sans, looking around the area. Her eyes then went to the stained floor. "...Uh, why is the floor stained?"
"Somewhere with Flowey and Flowey."
"Wow," Dustin and Death stated in unison. "It's like everything has something to do with Flowey."
The game convention, though small in staff and panels, brought people, cosplayers and gamers alike, around the city to the mall, which made the whole mall busy, especially the food stores, where many people would line up to grab something to eat during their stay.
In the middle of one of the areas suited for such event, four teenagers, one of them cosplaying, were setting up the stage for some singing and/or judging.
And one of those four teens so happened to be our favorite runaway from the beginning of this chapter.
"Do I really have to do this?" Kristina chided, sitting on the throne-like chair, cosplaying as His Majesty from Dreamland.
"Yes, Kristina; you signed up for it," a teenage boy replied, placing the mic stand on the mini-stage. "Besides, I thought you'll go for Sans."
"Nah; my heart always belongs to the King of Dreamland."
"... Then, why-"
"Because, Kyle, Sans' also my favorite."
Kristina was really careful when it came to talking about Undertale, since the real deal is somewhere in the mall (yes, she spotted Chira and Flowey walking out of the mall, though she wondered why Flowey's bleeding in spots). She was also careful about her powers, which might make everyone hate on her, again, causing another massacre in the same place.
I don't think we need another one of those.
"... Alright," the teen, Kyle, finally said, sighing. "It's your choice. BUT, the song you're going to sing doesn't go with Dedede."
"Be quiet! I know what I'm doing!"
As Kristina took out her phone and looked up the lyrics for the song she'll be performing, she looked up to see a certain group of teens make their way towards the stage.
"Kyle! Robert! Jaden! Bitchass Squad at 12:00!"
Kyle slapped his face as said group entered the area, looking at Kristina rather at the others.
"Oh, it's Freakina; how are you doing? Still being the freak you are today?" one of the girls jeered, Kristina rolling her eyes. Getting off the chair, the teen took off the cosplay robe, now wearing a kimono long sleeve shirt with baggy dark blue pants. Her hair was dyed a dark sky blue.
"Dunno," Kristina casually said, shrugging. "Being a freak rules, you know."
"Oh? Is that so?" the leader says, leaning into Kristina's personal space. "Freaks don't deserve to exist, you know." She then chuckled. "That's what my daddy says, anyway."
"Oh, that's what your "daddy" says, eh?" Kristina murmured, irritated already. "Tell me, Hades; what else did you "daddy" said about freaks like us," she sarcastically said, a scowl on her face.
"For the last time, Freakina, it's Haley, not Hades!" the teenage girl, Haley, shouted, pouting at Kristina.
"For the last time, Hades, it's Kristina, not Freakina!" the teenage girl, Kristina, mocked, sneering at Haley. "Besides, do you have any idea what I can do?"
Haley huffed. "You don't need to lecture me, dumbass."
Oh look, another insult that really went over Kristina's head. "Okay, then," she stated, walking back to the chair and sat down on it. "Tell me why you're here. I heard from a useful source that you don't appear often whenever I'm around."
"Simple." Haley gave her big purse to one of her lackeys and strutted towards Kristina with a pseudo-smile. "Let me sing, since I have a very fabulous singing voice, and I don't call you Freakina."
Kyle and Jaden looked at the teenage girl, who looked rather surprised at Haley. The two boys the shrugged and continued doing whatever they were doing.
"... How about..."
Error waited behind one of the stores, sipping on Fanta Orange soda from Firehouse Subs, looking at the two girls stare each other down. Right next to him is a boy with white hair and pale skin.
The only thing I need to say about this boy is the fact that he must've came from the past, since he dressed liked the 90's.
"...What are ya lookin' at, brah?"
"FrEsH, sHuT yOuR mOuTh," Error hissed, glaring at the boy, Fresh, sipping on the soda. "DoN't YoU sEe ThAt I'm BUSY!?"
"Busy doin' what?"
Ever since Error kept putting it in Fresh's head that this isn't the 90's anymore, Fresh can't help but to put some of the dialect of his time in some of his conversations. In fact, being around Fresh can make you 50% dumber that before.
Or, he can speak real English, he just won't do it.
"ScOpInG SaNsNa."
"Ya mean, that mellow brah over there?" Fresh uttered, pointing at Kristina, who looked she was arguing with the other teenage girl.
"... ShUt Up."
When Mika said there's a game convention at the mall, she literally meant it. The whole first floor was decorated with the banners and signs for the event. Tables and tri-fold posters littered the whole area as the gang looks around, awed at the setting.
And the people!
There were the staff, of course, but the people that were walking about and chatting were wearing all sorts of clothing, ranging from futuristic gear and toy guns to medieval tunics and long, broad swords. Then...
"Jaden?" Mika murmured to herself, seeing said person sitting on the stage, looking on his phone.
"Well," Blaster stated. "There is an encore going on."
"Kristina's suppose to do it," Dannika explained, looking for said girl. "Though I'm not sure anymore. The way Sans explained the whole ordeal; it looks like Kristina's not going to be around."
"You'll never know," Dustin grumbled, actually finding said person. "Besides, I bet the one that looks like a genderbent Dedede is Kristina."
Gabby, heeding Dustin's word, found a genderbent Dedede, who so happened to have a left eye glowing purple with a sharpened bone in her right hand. Bones that varied in size were aimed at one person.
Clearly, this is Kristina.
"Found her," Edge deadpanned, pointing at the girl, pissed off her mind. As everyone looked, the teens noticed something.
"... Is that Haley?" Dannika exclaimed, doing a double take.
"Fuck, that is Haley!" Dustin cried, praying he wasn't seeing that right.
"What the hell does Kristina think she's doing?!" Mika hissed.
"Who's Haley?" Sans asked, not understanding what's going on.
"Haley," Gabby said tightly, "is the Bitch of Western Branch. She's the rich kid with a personality of a snob and a spoiled brat."
"...That's bad," Sans stated.
"The horrible part is that she thinks Kristina's the Devil in disguise."
"...Well," Edge grumbled, "if you think about it, that's a tru-"
He wasn't able to finish the sentence due to Mika elbowing him hard on the side, making him fall down, groaning and holding his side.
"Shut the fuck up."
The person Kristina had her bone daggers aimed at is an African, black hair all messy and up to shoulder length, crazed red and yellow eyes with blue eyes going down from his cheeks, and a pernament grin glued to his face. He wore a black zip-up hoodie over a red top, black basketball shorts with a blue line going down each pant leg, and red slippers.
Swapyrus apparently recongized the person.
"... *mumble* *mutter* *mumble*"
"What was that?" Blaster asked, looking at Swaps with a grin on his face. "I can't hear you. I think the others might hear." Said other look at the duo.
"*mumble* bitch *mutter* asshole."
"Louder!"
"That bitch is Error, asshole!"
Robert and Jaden can't believe that Kristina just handed the mic to them while she went to beat up that person that's in front of her.
All because of protecting the Bitch of Western Branch.
"Why, Kristina," Jaden deadpanned, looking at her with a disbelieving look. "Why must you do this?"
"It doesn't matter, anyway," Kyle stated, not fazed at all. "I mean, Haley is a human being; it'll be cruel to let her die in front of everyone." He then looked at the girl, who was already near Dillards, a couple feet away from the stage. "Besides, at least the douche is using her powers for something other than slacking off."
"Like Sans?" Jaden asked, a grin on his face.
"Yeah, like Sa-" He looked at Jaden. "That wasn't even funny."
"It was for me, though."
Kyle sighed and grabbed the mic from the teen. "Alright, ladies and gents! We're goanna bet here!"
"Bet!?" Robert exclaimed, looking incredulous at Kyle, who looked back. "Goddammit, Kyle; what the hell!"
"Look," Kyle says, bring the mic away from his lips, "we want a crowd, okay? We can't sing, though, since we need Kristina for that. Besides, she's busy; why not say this is part of the show?"
There were people crowding around them already, the poles separating them and the two people. Jaden then spots someone amongst the crowd, a worried and pissed-off look on their face.
Mika, Jaden thought, verifying that Mika was there, lookin worried and pissed at the same time. There was a boy with dove white hair and a dead look on his face next to her. "Robert, is that Mika?" he asked, pointing at the girl.
"... Oh! It is! Mika!" Robert exclaimed, trying to get her attention, which worked as she looked at their direction.
"As much as I want her here, I don't think she's VIP," Jaden grumbled, looking back at Kristina and the boy, charcoal black spear-like objects pointed at her dangerously as well as dove white spear-like objects aimed at the person. "Besides, I can feel a bad vibe coming from the white haired guy next to her." Said guy looks at Mika with a confused look.
"Well, she hasn't been around since the school incident," Robert pointed. "And Mrs. Uniea's pissed about Gabby, Mika, and Kristina not at class. Not only that, but Gage isn't around, either." He sighed. "Half of the class is missing."
"True, that's true," Jaden agreed, seeing Mika get over the line along with the white hair guy. "Oh,what the hell is she doing..."
The blonde girl was already heading towards Jaden and Robert's spot, the white haired boy telling something in her ear, Mika waving him off. "Robert!"
"Oh!" Robert said, surprising him when the blonde got in front of her face.
"Hey, man!" Mika exclaimed, hugging him tightly.
"Jeez!" Robert exclaimed, noticing a brawl going on between the two teens. "What's up with you? Mrs. Uniea is pissed about you guys skippin' class!"
"I, or we, have a problem at the moment."
"What problem?" Robert asked, curiosity in his voice. "Is it about that fight on the rooftop?"
Jaden looked at the boy with the white hair, his left eye a blazing teal, a thin transparent teal wall near him. To Jaden, he looks like Sans from Undertale. "Hey, Mika."
"Yeah?" Mika asked, letting go of Robert and faced Jaden. "What's up?"
"Who's that guy over there?" Jaden asked, pointing at the boy with white hair.
"Oh, him?" Mika says, looking at the boy, who was flinching whenever a curse from the battle was overheard.
"Yeah, him," Jaden said, clarifying himself.
"That's Sans."
BOSS BATTLE: Kristina VS. ?
~Song: Waters of Megalovania by BotanicSage[BS]
It started when the black kid decides to be a perv and take up Haley's skirt, having a panty shot in front of him.
"What the hell..." Kristina grumbled, summoning a white spear-long bone and whacking it on the side of the boy's head, making him fall down. In the process, he gripped onto the skirt, making Haley fall down with him.
"Gahhhah!"
"Perv!" Kristina yelled, swatting the boy's hand off the the skirt before kicking him towards the column behind him, making the already gathering crowd gasp and yelp in surprise. Out of her line of vision, she spots Mika talking to Robert and Jaden and Sans making a barrier around them.
The boy grunted, getting up. Haley got up quickly and scooted herself against the stage wall, shaking with fright before getting up and running towards the Dillards sign not that far away. Kristina, her brain on high alert, summoned more bones, aimed at the boy, who started to giggle.
"My, WhAt Do We HaVe HeRe?"
"A perv, that's what we have here!" Kristina yelled, her face scrunched into a scowl. "What the hell is your damn problem, asshole!?"
"PrObLeMb?" the boy asked, looking offended. "I hAvE nO pRoBlEms."
This guy... this guy can't be serious. "Flipping someone's skirt in public is not a problem? Are you... are you an idiot?" Somewhere, a blonde boy grumbled something about stealing his line.
"To Me, It'S nOt," he confidently says. "YOU'RE tHe PrObLeM." He materialized charcoal black spears, glitching and corrupted, like a virus, and pointed it at Kristina, who was impressed.
"I see; looks like you have powers similar to mine." To set in the mood, she created a large mallet that is longer than her. "But, I'm pretty sure you can't beat me in a duel?"
"Of CoUrSe, I CaN," the boy says, smiling like a maniac.
Now that I mention it, his voice is glitched out, Kristina thought, clenching the handle of the mallet tightly. Could this be...? "Alright then," she says, a growing smirk appearing on her face.
"Come at me, bro!"
And he did, sending all of the charcoal black spears at Kristina, who dodged all of them with ease, landing perfectly on the mallet portion of the weapon.
"Well, that was fun. I suppose you have experience fighting, mate. I don't, which should make this an easy win for you," Kristina bragged, sitting on the mallet. "But, it's goanna be hard to do that, cause, well, you know, this." On her feet were a pair of red shoes with a white strap and a golden buckle. The people watching should know what she's talking about.
"It WiLl Be A- HUH!?"
Kristina wasn't there anymore, her mallet still where it is. The boy looked around furiously, his mind processing what just happened before he found himself next to a thin translucent wall, coughing and lying on the floor.
"WHAT THE-"
"Your tooooo slooowwww!"
There she was, on top of her mallet again, beaming at God-knows-who. The boy picked himself up and growled.
"Wut?" Kristina taunted. "Ya couldn' catch meh!" She picked up the bone she used earlier and threw it at the boy, hitting him right in the face. "Man, you are way more pathetic than Sans."
"Hey!" Sans hissed, glaring at the girl.
"It's true, bruh," Kristina, says, winking afterwards to let him know that she's joking.
"YoU... YoU..."
"I what?" Kristina asked, summoning a Gaster Blaster and pointed it at the boy. "You're practically failing over there, like you never fought me before." She then smirked. "Sounds like Screw's theory about us being all alike is wrong, then," she murmured, summoning a replica of the Master Sword and plunged it into the African's hood, pinning him to the floor. She decided to to a CHECK and noticed the name highlighted.
"Well then, Mr. Error-sama, let me introduce myself," Kristina stated, walking towards Error, who is trying to take the sharp object off of his hood. "My name's Kristina, Kristina Ballon. It's nice to meet you, Error-sama." Taking out the sword, she held out her left hand with a smile on her face.
Error looked at the hand. "...physical touching... what if..." He shakingly grasped it, pulling himself up, just before Kristina lets go of his hand and roundhouse kick him on the side, sending him flying over the barrier and into the pillars near one of the exits.
"Now, that's what I'm talking about!"
CLEARED!
~Song: That Song That Plays When You Catch That Pokémon by Nintendo's Pokémon Series
As Kristina ran off to finish him, she noticed that there is a person imprint on the pillar, but no person around. She then sighed and snapped her fingers, all weapons/objects littered about vanishing in thin air.
"According to the statistics presented on this whiteboard," Screw explained, a wooden ruler pointed at said object, everyone from Group A and B, excluding Kristina, Chira, and Flowey, were sitting on the stage, eating pretzels from Auntie Anne's, tallying up the votes from the bet.
"Kristina actually had a lot of votes," Sans says, surprised.
"Well, that's a relief," Dannika mumbled, munching on her pretzel. "At least the crowd favored her more than Error."
"There is a flaw in that battle, though," Kyle says. "Why did she spare him over there? I mean, she did went after him after hitting him, but still."
"I think," Swaps muttered, "she wants him to see her as a friendly innocent, not an enemy he needs to take out."
"Well, that didn't work," Death commented, leaning against a sub woofer. "Besides, it looked like she is going to win anyway."
Mika noticed Kristina coming back, her hair sleek black but the Dreamlander's clothes still on. "Speak of the Devil, it's her."
"'Sup, guys!" Kristina exclaimed, grinning like usual. She went up to the stage and sat down, still grinning like usual.
"... Kristina, you sly motherfucking bitch," everyone except Blueberry stated, Mika and Dustin glaring at the girl, who raised an eyebrow.
"Me? Sly? I'm not that person you claim."
"Oh, and running off like the coward you are?" Mika said blankly, an unreadable look on her face.
"Hey," Kristina grumbled. "I'm doing what I can to survive in this God-forsaken place."
"... You're impossible," Dannika stated, receiving nods from the group.
"And always will be!" Kristina beamed, reaching for Kyle's hand and snatching the mic from him. "Besides, I need to sing for the boys and girls, anyway."
As everyone from Group A (Mika's), got off the stage and cleared out, Kristina stood up and placed the mic on the stand.
"Alright!" Kristina yelled, tapping on the mic to see if it works. "Since this is a gaming convention, I got a song that fits perfectly for this. Since all of y'all saw the fight, and probably cheered for me, I like to tell a little secret." She cleared her throat. Everyone waited, holding their breaths.
"I got nuthin', since it's almost time! Com'n, and dance with me!"
~Song: Game Over by Falling in Reverse
The started by Kyle pressing some buttons on the machine-like piano, creating a bunch of retro-game sounds that a few gamers recognize. The screen above the stage showed the song name and who sang it, then switched to a 'sing with me' and the lyrics popping up under.
My life is like a video game
Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Kristina fist bumped, imitating the coin-collecting sound sound.
Trying hard to save the girl
Obstacles I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy
Mika, who was watching, felt someone tap her shoulder. She turns her head to see Chira looking at her.
"Found her?" Chira asked, looking at Mika, who nodded.
I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry but your Princess isn't here
"Yeah," Mika says, pointing at the person who's singing on the stage.
"... She can sing?!"
Mika looked behind Chira to see Flowey, covered in bandages and an arm cast, safely hidden in an arm sling.
Take a rest I push the pause
Level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage I will clear
"I fuckin' passed, asshole!" Kristina yelled, the line appearing on the screen.
I'm just tryin'
To keep from dyin'
Chira could've sworn she heard that line from somewhere.
~Flashblack~
Chira then realized something. "... You think life's a game, huh?"
"Uh-huh," Kristina says, opening a bright purple portal to God-knows-what. "And I intend to use my last life on something productive." She went in the hole, but stopped halfway through. "I'm just tryin' to keep from dyin'." She disappeared into the other side and the hole disappeared.
~Flashblack End~
It's just a game that we play
Oh, for Heaven's sake
Looking for a better way to play it
"She sing's good," one person says.
"For being a mutant," a boy whispered in the crowd, "she's good at singing."
Life is for keeping score
And forever more
Stop complainin' and start changin' it
A retro explosion resonated around the area, making the crowd yell louder. Kristina smiled then cleared her throat with a "ahem."
Today I went to therapy
Told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life
Everyone said the last three words loudly, including Group A, who yelled it louder than the rest of the crowd.
He told me that I need to change
Life is not a video game
So stop playing and open up your eyes
"You know," Mika says, looking at Chira, "Kristina may be that bitch we call a friend, but she's the bitch we can't live without."
"How is that so?" Chira asked, intrigued.
"Without her, life would be kinda... boring, in my opinion," Mika explained.
I'm just tryin'
To keep from dyin'
"Well, I haven't thought of that," Chira admitted, crossing her arms. "I always thought that life is perfect, with or without Kristina."
"Well, is it interesting now, since Kristina's in it now," Mika stated, smiling. "Who knew a person almost no one knows about can be so interesting."
It's just a game that we play
Oh, for Heaven's sake
Looking for better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forevermore
Stop complainin' and start changin' it
Chira looked at the time and noticed that it's already 6:30 in the afternoon. Already?
Don't talk about it
Just be about it
Don't ever doubt it
Even if your brain is clouded
"Hey, Flowey," Chira said, looking at said person, who was sitting on a bench looking over his phone. "Wanna go home?"
The blonde looked up, and shook his head. "They have WiFi here, Chira."
The teenage girl groaned as Flowey continued to look on his phone.
I may be crazy
But life's amazing
And through it all
And even if your problems facing
"I can't believe," Blaster says, looking at the stage, "that the fucker could sing."
"Well," Dannika muttered, "there was a talent show and Kristina went on there, singing as her choice of talent, and sh enailed the competion with her voice."
That's it's okay
My life is like a video game
Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I'm am still collecting coins
"Up-up down-down left-right left-right B A select start!" Kristina yelled, a retro beep coming right after at.
It's just a game that we play
Oh, for Heaven's sakes
By now, everyone's clapping and singing along, some even swaying to the beat of the music.
Looking for a way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forever more
Stop complainin' and start changin' it
And then the chorus continued from there, everyone singing along as the song ended form there. After the song ended, everyone clapped their hands, yelling and praising as the teen got down from the stage, getting a water bottle from the speaker and drinking it.
As a bunch of people circle around the teen, praising her, Group A decides to join up again so they could go home. After Kristina shoos everyone off, she joins the others and began walking towards the parking lot, passing by Auntie Anne's, the employees cleaning for the end of the day.
"Well, if it isn't the Demon of Chesapeake," one of the employees say, laying the mop on the side of the counter. "I heard that the encore went well, am I correct?"
"Yeah!" Kristina says, putting her thumb up.
"Well, then," the employee mused, "I hope you were happy with the results."
"That's cool!"
As they went in the parking lot (Charles was over there using the mall's WiFi for entertainment reasons), Blue and Sans were already sleeping, being carried by Blaster and Swapyrus. As they piled into the car, Charles turned on the car and went out of the parking lot.
"So, what?" Chira says, looking at Kristina, who was looking out of the window.
"You know what? Why not? You seen Error-sama. He thought he had it under control, but didn't." She smiled. "Maybe if the others fought against Error and I'm there..."
"It might be a game changer," Screw finished.
"So, it's agreed that Kristina's on the team?" Death asked, yawning.
"It appears so."
Once they got home, everyone went to their respective sleeping spots, where they slept on until in the morning, where shit goes down the minute Sans wakes up.
Wow, that took forever. Anyway, I hope you liked this since I put a lot of effort into this.
Au revoir, mes amis.