"UGH! That son of a-"
"Brittany!" Paige screamed. Paige had Britt in a tight hold on the shoulder. They both knew that Brittany was not going to say a KIND word, so Brittany held her tongue. Jeanette's eyes were oddly widened. So obviously this was not a pretty scene. Brittany was soaked in egg yolk, her new clothes were ruined, and so was her temper.
"He EGGED me!" Brittany cried, mascara running and her dress soaked in repulsive, and EXPIRED egg goop. The sight made Brittany nauseous, as she would often beg and plead, and almost dangle Alvin out of the window telling him to stop, but he didn't care. Classic Alvin. Jeanette grabbed a wet wipe from the counter and assisted in cleaning Brittany up. Paige exhaled, blowing a bang from her hair. She knew that Alvin was immature when it came to pranks on Brittany. And Alvin was more of a charmer to her when showing her, "pranking expertise."But Paige didn't often like to watch her sisters suffer because of Alvin.
"I'm so sorry Brittany. Would you like me to-"
"What? PRANK HIM BACK? Yeah, sure, like you could prank someone Paige." Brittany yelled out, mishearing herself. Paige paused. Please tell me she's kidding, Paige thought to herself. I can prank! I'm not BORING. Paige tried not become sensitive, but judging from the situation, Brittany didn't feel an ounce of remorse on her face. She wasn't kidding. Paige sighed. Paige exhaled a breath of pure disappointment in herself and her sister, and left the room. Jeanette finished cleaning Brittany, but handed her the wet wipe.
"Great job, Britt." She said, before shuffling off. Brittany, still angry, threw the handkerchief onto the ground, and pounced on it before screaming, "ALVI-I-I-I-I-I-IN!"
Jeanette looked all over the house to find Paige. But she couldn't find her anywhere. She checked the closets, the bathroom(master, guest, and regular), every bedroom, and the living room. She finally found Paige resting on a bench outside, whilst the rain was pouring down. The little raindrops hanging on the toughs of the leaves. The oak tree leaves. Paige observed the tiny flowers becoming SOAKED in the rainwater, one tiny drop of water punched the little petunia to the ground, like Brittany did to Paige's self-esteem. Jeanette felt bad for Paige, but knew of a way to help her. She sat down on the doorstep, and began to watch the rain with her.
"I'm so sorry about what happened. Brittany would never actually say that about you, it's just Alvin. He keeps pushing her over the edge." Jeanette tried to explain. Paige scoffed. She knew that.
"I know, it just doesn't feel good to have your own sister say you can't do something. Especially from a sister who brags that she can do something.." Paige paused and smirked.
"Every." Jeanette started.
"Single." Paige continued.
"Day." they both ended before laughing it off. This, was classic Brittany. Jeanette got up and sat on the bench next to Paige, putting an arm around her and hugging her tightly. Jeanette thought to herself for a quick moment, before gasping.
"Oh my goodness, I've GOT IT." she exclaimed.
"What?" Paige asked.
"I have an idea of how we can help Brittany, and get Alvin back." Jeanette said.
"HOW?" Paige jumped up.
Jeanette's POV
At the sudden risk of sounding conceited, my plan worked perfectly. I gathered everyone else except Alvin, to discuss my master plan. Simon and Brittany were all for it, and while it took more convincing for Theo and Ellie, the plan soon came together in about a week. See, here's the basic game plan material. I bought a book store across the street and asked the construction workers to help me out a bit. I asked Simon for some of his inventions; he gladly obliged. Thankfully. Then I went to some harvest and craft stores, grabbing fabrics, clothes, tables, books of course, and anything else we may need. I told Alvin it was to "spice up the house," a little more. He seemed to take my elegant word play into mind. So I guess he took my excuse pretty well. Next, we went to Party City, and bought some costumes, demonic costumes, puppet costumes, etc. And finally, we spent some money of a well thought out stage for a special surprise. We spent some last minute savings and allowance for some drapes, some signs, and we were good to go. Now, to get Alvin to help us out.
"Alvin, please?" I pleaded, puppy dog eyes and all. Alvin seemed to have been practicing to resist my girlish charm, for he was not saying yes to my offer. Alvin scoffed at my innocent offer.
"Please, like I would go to a bookstore." Alvin laughed, folding his arms and positioning himself away from me, and avoiding eye contact. Simon rolled her eyes and stepped in front of his brother.
"Alvin, Jeanette needs a colleague to see the grand opening of her bookstore. She needs support from us."
"Then why don't you guys go?" Alvin asked, poking his head into his brother's face annoyingly, before staring down everyone else. Brittany face palmed before staring Alvin in the face as if the answer was OBVIOUS. And, it WAS.
"Because we have to go to meet and greets all over the state today. Plus we're FAMOUS." Britt said, a cocked eyebrow plastered on her face, an annoyed face, and squinted "I'm watching you," eyes. Alvin smirked.
"Right, so if we have that, then I can't go! Sorry Jeanette." he said with a chuckle. I frowned, putting my acting skills to the test. Eleanor laughed out aloud and approached Alvin. With a grin on her face, Alvin already knew what was coming.
"Oh, Alvin, not YOU, the rest of us. We cleared your schedule." she said with a giggle. Alvin growled and looked to me, plastering a fake smile on his face. I giggled to myself and ran into his arms, hugging him tightly. He felt warm, and fuzzy.
"Thank you so much ALVIN!" I said, giggling before looking at him with a flirtatious smile on my face. Oh how good I was at this. Alvin blushed and nodded. "You're welcome. So, meet you there at three-o-clock?"
"Right, yes! It's just across the street! I'll be there, waiting there for you sweetie!" I giggled before walking away from him. Passing by everyone else, I eyed them all with a silent giggle and a wink before to wink. Alvin's so EASY.
Alvin's POV
Did she just call me SWEETIE? Does she think of me as more than just a friend? Oh, my, GOODNESS. Okay what is going on? The time to go meet Jeanette at the bookstore came by pretty quickly. Everyone had to leave early to go to their events. Jeanette said she had to go run an errand for Dave, and said she meet me at the bookstore. So I hurried up and got ready. I put on my regular hoodie and primped up just a tiny bit before leaving. I told Dave I was leaving to go to the grand opening, and he let me go. I arrived at the store at about 3:05. The store wasn't as primped up as I thought. It was a store with just wall and a door. It was called, "Jeanette's." Typical. I sighed and went into the room. Now lemme just say, there were bookshelves, EVERYWHERE. Never seen so many books in my life. There were couches, benches, and plants in the corners, and on the edges of the wall. It looked nice. I looked around the store, scouring to look for comic books, I finally found one, it took about 20 minutes.
I finished the book in about 30 minutes, and Jeanette didn't walk through the door at all. Odd. I got up and tried looking around for her, but she wasn't anywhere. I tried looking in the back rooms. There was a door that said, "DO. NOT. ENTER." Being the troublemaker that I am, (*insert evil laugh here*) I went in. the room looked like the janitor's closet. Nasty smell, nasty mold, nasty supplies, nasty EVERYTHING. Suddenly, the lights shuts off.
"What the?!" I heard rolling across the rooms, and I couldn't see a thing. I was afraid, I couldn't see anything so moving around didn't seem as GREAT. mama..I thought. Suddenly I heard whipping sounds against the wall. I screeched, jumping up. The whipping continued for about 60 seconds before the lights switched back on. I shuddered, looking around, and I continued to move on. There was a door at the end of the room, I ran into the room, and found a large STAGE.
"Whoa.." I was astounded. "Cool." Suddenly, the lights dimmed. the Stage's lights brightly shined, and a puppet appeared. It was stringed up, and I was confused. I sat down trembling.
"'ello! Welcome to the Demonic Puppet Show!" the puppet said. Did this guy say demonic? Uh, no thank you.
"Alvin Seville will be our contestant!" the puppet continued.
"Uhm, no thank you-"
"GET YOUR ASS UP HERE NOW!" the puppet yelled. WHAT. THE. HECK. WHO TOLD THIS PUPPET TO CUSS-O-RAMA?! I got up and shuffled up to the stage. The puppet greeted me with a nice handshake.
"for our first trick.." the lights shut down. Oh crap. Suddenly I saw red demonic eyes staring into my now scared and innocent soul. WHAT. IS. THIS.
"Prepare, to DIE." the puppet said. Uhm, what? Suddenly the door opened, and the puppet threw me into the door. And did you know the door was like 10 feet away. Oh my god I'm gonna die. the door shut behind me. Oh crap. Suddenly, I heard a sweet, lovely, and probably the best voice to ever hear right now, especially right now.
"Alvin?"
"Jeanette?!" I called. I tried to make my way up as I stared off into the distance, Jeanette was there, she had a big grin on her face as she ran towards me and leapt onto me, kissing my cheek multiple times.
"You found me!" she exclaimed before kissing both my cheeks in a sign of gratitude. I was too confused by two things, the fact that she was here the whole time, and she was kissing me. The heck?
"You were here the whole time?" I asked her.
"Yes, I was going to greet you from the back, and they locked me in here, and now you found me."
"Who is 'they' Jean?"
"It doesn't matter, you're here and now.." Jeanette paused, then looked to me with a pleasurable, yet OBSESSIVE grin as she came closer. What is she doing? She came closer, closer, closer, as I backed away each time. She is creeping me out. "Now what?"
"Now we can be be together...forever." she said in the most creepy and MAD way possible. Oh heck no. I got up and ran. I ran everywhere around the room, but she chased me around until she backed me into a corner.
"FOREVER ALVIN! FOREVER." she screamed at me. Her sweet sounding breath just happened to capture me, but I couldn't live with that. Is she trying to seduce me?
"Yes Alvin, forever.." a voice said. Oh no, not-
"Brittany?" I asked. In a heartbeat, Brittany was beside Jeanette, and she positioned her foot to trap my right foot; Jeanette grabbed the other.
"You and me together Alvin." another voice cracked. In a blink Eleanor had me pinned into the corner, with an obsessive grin on her face, like her sisters. I swear if Paige shows up I'm done. Boom.
"Hi Alvin.." seductive, creepy, CHIPETTE Paige appeared, with the rest of her sisters. I screeched out a unforgiving, girly, scared the f up, shriek.
"You.." Brittany began.
"Me.." Paige added.
"Us.." the Chipettes chorused.
"And them." Paige said pointing behind her. Instantly demons came out of the shadows of the other room and joined the sisters. I was scared to death. I began to tremble as I let out another death defying shriek.
"GOTCHU!" everyone chorused. I widened my eyes. Uhm..what? the demons tore off their demonic heads to reveal Simon, theodore, and Sheldon. And the girls released me. Everyone poured out laughing.
"Wait, this was all a PRANK?!" I asked angrily, my cheeks fuming red. Eleanor laughed out loud.
"Yeah, and a pretty good one. Thanks to Jeanette." she credited. I widened my eyes even wider. This was Jeanette's idea? Jeanette giggled loudly and looked at me solemnly.
"We had to get you back for egging Brittany. Plus all the other pranks before that." Jeanette said.
"Wait so, how did you do that?" I asked, still confused about everything.
"It's a long story, we'll tell you later." Paige said. I sighed. I mean, that was a killer prank. They scared me half to death. Jeanette eyed me and giggled, she then smiled and continued to gaze at me, and I her. Our eyes met while everyone was still laughing out loud. Jeanette moved a curl out of her face and turned.
"Respect, Jean." I said. Jeanette smiled widely before showing her teeth. "I'm glad you're impressed by my masterpiece." Brittany raged.
"Wait, hol' up! So when Jeanette pranks you, it's a smashing success at impressing your fruity tooty wanna be butt! But when I prank you, you fail to give me ANY credit?" she asked placing her hands on her hips and eyeing me dead in the face. I smirked.
"Yep." I answered. Brittany growled, her face fuming red. Paige went in front of her and put her in her place. "Hey! Let's not forget who the second mastermind was." Brittany sighed and gave her a hug. "Yeah yeah, you can prank fiercely."
Jeanette kept the bookstore. It took months but we managed to spruce it up to look more fitting as a hangout space. We named it, "Chipmunk Cruise House." We customized the brilliant building to fit just for us. Those extra rooms are now Chipmunk and Chipette customized main surface space for storage, hangout or "Just for the Boy/Girls." We had the Stage Room as our concert practice room. And finally, we have a communication room in case we're too lazy to pick up the phone, dial a number, and press call. (*insert awkward chuckle here* LMAO)
Simon's POV
"Who would've thought it would take a mind-blowing prank to remind you what's really nice in life.." Eleanor said, placing two cards face down into the pile. "Two 3's."
"Bull." Alvin laughed. "Hand them over." Eleanor flipped the card and there were two 3's. Alvin groaned and grabbed all the cards adding them to his extra cards.
"Yes, what's really nice in life is sitting around with the people you see everyday.." Paige said sarcastically before slapping down another card face down saying, "One Four."
"At least your sarcastic comments are authentic and true." Jeanette said holding her cards up in place.
"Yeah, unlike Alvin's ability to play a game of B.S. and his ability to charm girls." Brittany pointed over to where I was sitting. Beside me was Alvin talking to Paige. I placed my cards down, folded my arms, and crossed my legs. This is pure gold.
"Hey Paige."
"Yes Alvin?"
"Do you have a band-aid?"
"Why do you need a band-aid?" Paige asked.
I covered my eyes, "Here it comes."
"Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." Alvin scooted closer. Paige turned and faced Alvin, grabbing his hand and smiling flirtatiously.
"BOY BULL SHIT." she yelled out before getting up and walking away. The rest of us died laughing and Alvin blushed madly.
A/N: Hi guys! Thanks for reading. I haven't written in a while! OMG thank you guys who stuck around waiting. Thank you for the nice reviews. I hope you enjoyed. Those of you who acknowledged my writing, please tell me what you think, tell me what I could improve on, I'm trying my best to be more descriptive, this was one of the longest stories I've written! Those of you who thought to have gotten how the prank worked, please review! Please review if you thought any of this was funny, anything creepy, anything weird I can fix, and I plan to start a fairytale chipmunk version kind of like the Cinderella 80's Chipmunk Movie only more..realistic to the chipmunks and their lifestyle. Thanks for sticking around, and I plan to be updating around tomorrow or Wednesday! Love you guys. :* :* :*