I don't own Percy Jackson characters, Justin Beiber (boo hiss) or All Star, or Smash mouth the genius behind my favorite song. I also don't own my wonderful co-host (joining us for the first time!) Empty Thoughts, please check out her profile and Join NARWHAL! I also don't own Ice-cream (okay, i have a carton of grasshopper ice-cream in my fridge, stalkers, enjoy!).

Episode Two!

All Star ends, three hosts walk up

MK: Hey guys! We have our new host, Empty thoughts of Fan Fiction!

ET: Hola! Oh cool, my name abbreviated spells ET, awesome! Hey MK, I thought that's Nico's Hellhound?

MK: Well, Nico kept calling for him, under the name spider you know, and Annabeth threatened to hurt him if he didn't send him back, and Nico really didn't want to send him back to the underworld so he said, "If you don't take this Hellhound, I'll take the ring back!" So it's a win/win, I get the hellhound and the ring! I'm starting an underworld collection.

ET: Kay! Leo what are you doing?

L: *Through mouthful of ice-cream* Um, eating ice-cream?

MK: Leo, Manners! You could have at least shared. Is there any cookie dough ice-cream in the freezer?

L: Yep!

ET: Guys! We haven't even introduced our guest!

MK: Introducing, Percy Jackson! Can I ask the first question?

L: Sure, I have ice-cream to finish!

ET: *Rolls her eyes* Please tell me you have ice-cream left, I'm hungry.

MK: Ice-cream? We have tons of ice-cream, but the cookie dough is mine! Okay Percy, Why are you such a nincompoop sometimes?

PJ: Huh?

AC: Hey, only I can call Percy a Nincompoop!

MK: What are you doing here?

AC: *Sniffs* Moral support. And to warn him about little thieving you!

MK: HEY I AM NOT LITTLE! *Grins evilly* Spider, Kill!

AC: Ahhh‼!

PJ: Am I supposed to answer that question, cuz I think it's genetics, don't tell my dad I said that.

L: We can arrange that, Ice-cream?

ET: LEO! Focus! We're supposed to ask Percy questions.

L: *Looks hurt* I just did! Okay, okay, Percy, what is your favorite adventure?

PJ: I'd have to say the labyrinth; I got to hang with my buds, Tyson, Grover, Annabeth, and Rachel.

MK: My turn again! What's the most stealable thing off you?

ET: *Rolls eyes* I somehow figured out where my striped toe socks went.

L: You have striped toe socks?

ET: What? They're awesome!

MK: I know right? Percy! Answer the question!

PJ: Um, like maybe this sand dollar my dad gave me for surviving something or other.

MK: Aw! It's worthless! Why don't you people have anything worth stealing?

ET: What do you think about the Leo show? How about me, do you think the addition of me? Do you think MK is a little insane?

MK: Hey!

PJ: The Leo show… It's okay, as for you, I think you make a very wonderful contrasting character. MK? I-N-S-A-N-E.

MK: *Grumbles* Takes one to know one, for both of you!

L: Dare time! Percy, I dare you to, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Hey, MK, got anymore pink, maybe purple outfits?

MK: I can do better then that, Pink with Sparkles!

L: Girl, your evil!

MK: I know.

PJ: Oh no, do you have an alternative?

ET, MK, and L at same time: JB!

PJ: Well… I guess I wouldn't look that bad in sparkles, but you better have some ice-cream for me afterwards.

MK: ICE-CREAM PARTY!

ET: Wahoo!

L: Oh wow, seriously man, Pink is your color!

MK: Yum, Cookie dough!

ET: I'M DANCING IN STRIPED TOE SOCKS; I'M DANCING IN STRIPED TOE SOCKS!

PJ: Your right man, Pink is my color.

S (Spider): *Hellhound translator on* ICE-C REAM, ICE-CREAM, ICE-CREAM!

L: That's all folks!

MK: WAHOO! WE'RE ROCKING CAPS LOCK!