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Episode three (with a minimum of caps lock)

L: Okay, wow that ice-cream party was wicked!

MK: Yeah, to bad, no more ice-cream.

ET: Well you're the one who had to invite all the demigods, and gods, and monsters.

MK: Oh come on, I was itching to steal something, look!

ET: is that Zeus's lightning bolt?

MK: Do I look stupid to you?

ET: Ummm…

MK: This is Thalia's bolt!

ET: Thalia has a bolt?

MK: Today we are interviewing… RALPH MY MINION!

L: Aw! You got a minion with inviting me?

ET: Oh come on, you didn't get me a minion?

MK: Well I thought you'd want to pick out a minion at the minion store down the street, so I got you guys a gift card! Psst, sorry Leo, I used yours, Ralph needed some new outfits.

L: Ugghh!

MK: Oh, sorry, Ralph couldn't make it; he's making sandwiches for the queen, so, Alternative! We're interviewing Drew from Aphrodite cabin!

D: Thank you, thank you! No really, quit applauding!

ET: Do you need your ears checked? NO one is applauding.

D: Thanks a lot ET! BTW your theme song stinks!

MK: *Growls* Spider, Kill!

ET: Seriously? Girl, you can't keep doing that! Drew, the hellhound's not going to kill you, probably.

D: Did she just say probably?

L: Probably.

MK: First question, Drew, why are you such an airhead?

D: *Stands Up* I don't have to take that from you. *unseen ropes lash out and grab her, pulling her down to the seat* Ahhh!

MK: *Smirks* Yeah, you do.

L: *Triumphantly* Wahoo! My ropes work! *High fives MK*

D: I am not an Air head.

MK: Next question, what do you fear most?

D: Being dressed in an unmatching outfit with hair and makeup done by a monkey, I would die of embarrassment if one of my sibs-besides Piper, she always dresses like that- saw me like that!

MK: *Grins evilly* *Whispers to ET, "Do we have a monkey?"*

ET:*Also whispering* Uh huh, I don't know how it fit in the budget… Yeah, we do have a monkey, his name is Mokey.

MK: Seriously? You only took out one letter!

ET: Mokey Rhymes with Pokey, very good at doing the latter.

MK: Okay…

D: Ahem?

MK: What's the most stealable item off you?

D: If you even touch my jewelry, or anything else of me, you're gonna experience death by makeup. Every one knows my taste is too highly awesome for you. *Looks down, all her jewelry is gone* Ahhh!

MK: Oh, it's not my style, except this, ooohh, I could keep this!

D: *Moans* Noooo! Not my diamonds!

MK: Oh, sorry, did this mean a lot to you? TOO BAD!

ET: Last question, why are you so, um, mean? Annoying? A perfect wannabe?

D: I will kill you with makeup; nothing will ever fit you again!

ET: So? Answer the question.

D: I'm not those things; you're just too stupid to recognize a princess when you see it!

L: Dare time! Let's say, we're getting a request from, anonymous, hey! It's from- *Gets shushed by "Anonymous"*- We dare you to wear this totally uncoordinated outfit, and have your makeup done by Mokey!

MK: I think you should change it to Mochi.

ET: NOBODY CARES!

MKL *Mumbles again* Touchy, touchy.

D: NOOOO!

MK: Leo, do your thing.

L: *Grins evilly* *Presses button, machine starts taking her clothes off*

ET & MK at same time: LEO! Look away!

L: Sheesh!

MK: LOOK AWAY!

D: Oh, that monkey, it's ruining my makeup!

ET: His name is Mokey.

MK: Mochi.

ET: Same thing!

MK: Mine's spelled better!

L: Please remember, you're tied to a chair. We're gonna throw you in the Aphrodite cabin and film people laughing.

D: I'll get you for this you ugly monsters! Especially you MK!

MK: Ah, it seems like I make a new enemy a day.

ET: Memories, ah, Memories.

L: Thaz all folks! Oh, nice bolt.

MK: Here *Gives ET diamond necklace* Can you imagine me in that kind of frill? It suites you.

ET: Tanks!

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