MK: Mwahaha! I have taking over this top A/N thingy! Okay so Hugs6 wanted me to remind you, Guess what! Gasp! She's not Rick Riordan, which is surprising because she's about as good, if not better then him!
H6: I did not tell you to say that!
MK: MWAHAHA!
H6: My brother's evil laugh is better then yours so ha!
MK: Your brother's evil laugh is better then everybody's, why do I care?
H6: Yeah, your right. If you actually read this, Thanks!
Episode Five!
ET: Hey gu- *Screams* Sharks!
MK: You like em? I got em yesterday.
ET: Seriously? What's with the Sharks MK?
L: Yeah? *Rubs leg that is mysteriously bleeding*
MK: Oh that, every evil villain has them.
ET: Why don't we talk about your… issues?
MK: What issues? Spider, I told you not to chew on Drew's leg, That's what her arms are for!
ET: Those issues.
MK: No, sorry, still not seeing any issues.
ET: *Rolls Eyes* Whatever. Today We're gonna be interviewing Maria King, the crazy interviewer!
MK: Nope, sorry, we have it down on the list that we're interviewing Piper and Jason, Jasper People!
C(rowd): *Starts cheering loudly*
ET: No, we're interviewing MK.
C: *Continues cheering loudly*
ET: See? Our crowd isn't picky.
L: Hate to break it to you, but our "crowd" is a remote that is stuck on cheering. But I'm interested in Maria's issues.
ET: It's settled! Okay first question, Why do you like to steal stuff so much?
MK: I'm a daughter of Hermes, what do you expect?
L: Why are you so crazy?
MK: I'm the daughter of Alexis King, what do you expect?
L: Oh yeah, your mom is kind of, er, Loopy.
MK: DON'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MOM!
ET: Those are the issues. Now, can you tell me, did you have a traumatizing childhood?
MK: No, but once I gave my mom a piggy back ride because she made me. It was fun!
ET: SEE? Child abuse!
L: Actually, I've heard this story before, her mom had a broken ankle, besides she's really tiny.
MK: DON'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MOM!
L: Somebody's touchy today…
ET: Doesn't it bother you your older brother became titan Lord?
MK: Half.
ET: Half what?
L and MK together: Half brother!
L: Really ET, you need to get with the picture.
MK: Yeah, why aren't we talking about you issues? And no, it does not bother me. I never liked Luke anyways.
ET: Next question. What did you do with my IPad?
MK: What IPad?
ET: The one that's in your backpack.
MK: Well if you knew the answer why'd you ask me?
ET: AHA! So it is in your backpack!
MK: Styx. *Thunder rumbles*
ET: DARE TIME!
L: Ooohh! Let me do it! MK, I dare you to, to, to, KISS ME!
MK: Alternative?
L: None.
MK: What evves. *kisses Leo as quickly as possible and gags* Leo, meet, toothpaste!
L: *Through mouth full of toothpaste* Thacks ull folks!
MK: And now I'm taking over the End thingy! Special shout out to PeaceLoveAndCheese! Or Becca, or Brigid, Or Acceb, Or Digrib, well you get the picture.
B(for Becca): Tanks!
MK: No tank you for favoriting our story! If only more people were like you *inserts another death glare*. Oh and we have another shout out! For Sam! The brother whose evil laugh is better then mine!
H6: Oh, and dear readers, Oh never mind!
B, MK, and H6 together: JUST REVIEW ALREADY!