S2 E5
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Allstar ends, three out of 4 hosts ride up on unicorns
L, SR and B: Haha! *Starts singing* You can't cue us late, you can't cue us late! You can cue us late! HAHA! *Hears mysterious beeping*
L: Oh! MK updated her profile! *Reads aloud* I'm tied to a chair. Look at that! This girl, wow!
P (Phone): *Beeps*
L: She did it again! *Reads aloud* Let me go or so help me someone will surely die!
SR: Huh? Did you tie MK to a chair Becca? I sure didn't!
B: Nooo…
SR: Leo?
L: No, you did it, I saw you.
Phone: Hey guess what idiots, maybe you haven't noticed but my hands are also tied to a chair! How am I doing this? I have the force! Huh, do you want to die to the force? No! Then untie me already!
B: If she has the force then she won't need us to untie her.
SR: I like how you think.
P: I'm thinking, YOU WILL ALL DIE! Olympus help me if you don't untie me I will kill you all.
SR: Yet I don't actually understand how you think.
P: *Hits SR in the head*
L: How does she do that?
SR: I'll untie you now…!
MK: Thank goodness! Thanks Ralph! Who BTW we're interviewing today!
R: You are welcome! Okay I'll admit I really enjoyed throwing the phone.
MK: You didn't break it did you?
R: Um… NO! *Sighs with relief* I is alive!
L: Good for you. First question. Were the clothes MK wasted my gift card on really worth it?
R: Yes, I got this nice hoodie, see?
L: Ooohh that is NICE!
B: Indeed. Okay, next. How do your fighting kills compare to my minions' fighting skills?
R: Fighting? That's a laugh. They don't "Fight" they jump on peoples heads and then smother them. That's suffocating, not fighting.
B: Why you little weasel.
R: I'm taller than you.
SR: Are you an elf?
R: hello? Have you SEEN my ears? Their pointy!
SR: Yeah and so is my friend Mike's (I'm not saying SR actually has a friend named Mike, I just threw that out there.) And he's NOT an elf.
R: Want proof? Okay, I'll dance for you!
MK: Ralph, NO. You just want a reason to dance horribly (This is like my dad)
R: Alright look at my elfin made dagger. (I call it the dagger Tanner drew cuz he's the one who drew it for me…)
L, SR and B (MK has already seen it): OOOHHH!
L: Tell me about your brothers (He has two).
R: Well James is weird, Long hair, single ear pierce, actually Donovan and I have that too… And intense pride in his-
MK: EPICNESS!
L: Epic.
B: Ditto.
R: And Donovan is evilly mean. He likes to kill people, or at least threaten to. I only kill when I have too!
MK: James also wears high heels.
R: Yeah but that's because the poor guy is shorter then me.
B: DARE TIME! I dare you to mimic your brothers behaviors.
R: I was just about to obtain the minion award when you decided to wreck my fun!
B: Blame the racoons.
R: ARGGH I will kill you racoons!
Racoons: Sorry, shows over.
Credits (while Owl city's new song Shooting stars plays):
Cast:
Skylar
Becca
Leo
Maria King+
Guest stars:
Ralph the Minion
Phone (Ralph would have died if MK's phone was damaged, but H6 doesn't actually have a phone...)
Racoons
Special thanks too:
Rick Riordan
Fan fiction
Smash mouth
The minion association
Owl city
Becca was supposed to write everything from dare, down, but she didn't because she probably was kidnapped by the scientists. No, she's probably busy because of her grade skipping, but still, Human contact is good! Wait, are we still semi humans? Styx (*Thunder rumbles*) I forgot.
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