S2 E7 Allstar ends and hosts ride up on monocycles (One wheeled motor cycles, Booyah!)
MK: I'M SO EXCITED BECAUSE LACY FROM THE APHRODITE CABIN AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS COMING ON THE SHOW! *Claps hands*
L: Is that our cue?
B: Good enough for me.
SR: Good job MK.
MK: ALSO LACY ISN'T SHALLOW!
B: Leo, turn the caps lock off on MK.
L: Okay, where is that button!
MK: MWAHAHHA I'M UNSTOPPAble… Never mind.
LOA (Lacy of Awesomeness): Hey guys.
MK: OLAF!
LOA: Olaf gutentag.
B: First question, how did you two meet?
LOA: Right after MK's first quest. I made her, her jacket.
SR: Cool, what connections do you have to you mom?
LOA: I like fashion, and love, but mostly helping people who ARE in love. Drew would rather be in love than help people who are in love. It's crude. I like seeing people in love struck wondering. It's cute.
L: Any advice for MK and me? At the moment it's kind of rocky.
LOA: Oh yeah I never thought I'd be asked about that! I suggest just hanging out on your own, with no one else around, and talking everything out.
MK: Any chance in the future you'll be come a marriage therapist?
LOA: Who knows? I might, I'm still considering.
MK: Advertisement!: Come see Lacy for all romance problems, whether you're a young lover or an old friend, she will solve your problems and plan you a PERFECT date. Can be found: In the Aphrodite cabin!
LOA: Your such a goof Maria, ya know that?
MK: Of course I do! What's the most stealable thing of you, sorry old friend, it had to be asked.
LOA: Oh take whatever you want, I don't care, you're my friend.
MK: Oh thanks, but not your cell phone right?
LOA: I would prefer that.
MK: But I can have your earrings and hair clips?
LOA: Go head.
MK: Let's organize a stuff trade tonight in my cabin.
LOA: Okay. But no phones.
MK: Gotcha.
L: WOW…
B: This is incredible!
SR: They get along!
L: I sooo can't believe my eyes!
B: Eek! Neither can I, Leo! Do I sense- wait for it- friendship and kindness by Maria King?! Wait. Did I just agree with Leo? NOOOO!
L: *gasp! * No way! Maria is being... NICE?!
SR: *nods head* You are right! Apocalypse! Oh no. Now we're all agreeing with LEO?!
L: What's so bad about that? Oh yeah aPOCALYPse! *runs around screaming* Ow... What-?
MK: For, Uh...
LOA: Meanness! Definitely meanness.
MK: Okay then, meanness.
L: Whatever! Do we have *sniff* ice cream leftover anywhere?
SR: Aren't you supposed to do the dare?
B: Yeah, didn't Maria kindly ask you to do it?
LOA: Yeah! (Does lame imitation of Maria) LEO! DO THE DARE TODAY! NO! JUST DO IT!
MK: *sniffles* You guys are so mean!
*Silence follows*
MK: I'll do it! Yay! Peaches! Whimsical Chickens! Snow Peas!
SR: Is that a grocery list?
MK: No! ...yes. So what?
B: Ahem? Dare!
MK: Right. Umm...
LOA: Give me a category.
L: Embarrassing, Funny, or Mean?
MK: Hey! I WAS THINKING!
B: And we totally believe that.
LOA: Of course you were.
SR: Great. Here comes the attack of the caps lock again.
B: Leo! Turn it off!
MK: HAHA! IT IS STILL ON!
B and SR: Leo!
L: It won't- turn- off!
MK: WHICH ONE!
SR: We have seen worse with MK the crazy-
MK: HEY!
LOA: This is actually a little scary.
SR: Beautiful girl. I was going to say Crazy beautiful girl.
B: Really?
L: (From the control panel that has been glued, duct taped, etc. a million times) DUH!
LOA: Oh no! Leo's speaking funny, too!
L: NO I'M JUST SCREAMING! OH WAIT, NEVER MIND!
B: Leo, here is your-
MK: CHANCE! JELLYBEANS OF WRATH!
SR: *whispers* Help. Me.
LOA: I feel your pain. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HAVE SURVIVED SO LONG!
SR: Help me! Wait. I can be insane too! ROOTBEER! Nah. I'm actually craving fanta. DEATH TO ROOTBEER!
L AND MK: MWUAHAHAHAHA! I RULE THE WORLD! I WILL BE BACK! DUN DUN DUN!
MK: Shove off Leo. It's me who will rule the world.
B and SR: We are the only survivors! Help!
SR: DON'T WORRY!
B: !
LOA: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
SR: YAY!
B: *walks over to the control panel and bangs randomly* Help me crazy!
MK AND L: AWESOMENESS FOREver... No!
LOA AND SR: WE STILL HAve our- never mind.
B: Woot! Dare time.
MK: Jerk of the year award...
LOA: Language!
L: My machine is ruined!
SR: Who cares...?
MK: Ahem. Which category?
LOA: Funny.
MK: Joke's on you! This dare is the same for all the categories!
B: What? That is just plain mean!
MK: MWUAHA-
L: Don't even start.
LOA: (shivers) Yeah. W-What is it?
SR: She's smiling! Oh no...
MK: *shows hands with objects on top of them* You have to wear these nurse shoes for the whole day! HAHA.
LOA: No!
L: Why MK? Her shoes look great!
MK: ...
B: Umm... Okay.
SR: Yeah, we are fine. Not weird at all... Hold on. Look at the bright side. The dare didn't even include sharp things. Maria and sharp things... Bad idea. And worst gift idea ever.
MK: *waves shoes around*
LOA: I thought you were my friend!
L: She isn't nice to me either.
SR: Pfft... No brainer.
B: She is just... Crazy.
MK: Tennis Shoes!
LOA: *sniffles* Fine.
L: Wow. They actually look good.
B: That is soooo cool!
SR: Amazing!
LOA: That's great!
MK: MWUAHAHA- what? Awww... No fair. Hold up. I like tennis shoes. I like those tennis shoes!
LOA: There a little worn.
MK: Duh. There mine.
SR: What? Ew!
LOA: Oh it's okay, she's wearing my jeans.
L: Well, My turn to wrap up the show!
B: Yeah before MK becomes weird again.
SR: Do mean even more weird?
MK: Teleporting Doors! Pink Shorts!
B: Yeah.
L: This show has been brought to you by Leo the Amazing Flaming Guy
B: Me! (I am Better than Leo)
SR: Me too! I did- stuff.
LOA: And Lacy of Awesomeness!
MK: Flip-Flops! Lightbulbs!
B: She means MK.
L: G'Bye!
MK: See ya!
LOA: ! Did she just speak-
SR: Normally?
MK: Slimy flowers!
B: Oh well.
SR AND LOA AND B AND L: See you and hope you enjoyed this episode!
Credits (while my new obsession Uh oh by Junior doctor plays):
Cast:
Skylar
Becca
Leo
Maria King
Guest stars:
Lacy Of Awesomeness
My tennis shoes
Special thanks too:
Rick Riordan
Fan fiction
Smash mouth
Junior Doctor
Fanta
I keep forgetting (I think.) but the winnner of the contest is... *drum roll* Nicole Di Angelo! AKA the only one who entered. She still did a great job though.
A/N Hopefully the next episode will be more sane. Actually no that's up to *Mysterious hand comes over and covers my mouth pulling me backwards*
L: YES! We are finally in charge of our own show!
MK: Shame. *Waves finger at Leo* Now put our nice Director back.
L: What? You think I kidnapped Hugs6?
SR: That is a little unbelievable.
B: NO! What happened to Hugs?
P: Guys, I'm fine. I'm just tied to a chair sworn to secrecy by a craze maniac who... Aw darn, I'm being taken away! Help!
MK: Dun dun duh!
P: Immature.
MK: Can it, your supposed to be kidnapped.
P: *sarcastic* Oh, I forgot!
What will happen next?