Hugs6 safely in her own home (sadly...) FINALLY updates the Leo Valdez show.
MK: Hello! Welcome to my AWESOME show!
L: Glad you forgot about me *sniffles* BTW, isn't it, LEO VALDEZ and not MARIA KING?
SR: Yeah! Hey, where's the theme song music?
MK: ! Anyway shut up Leo, details details.
B: Leo! I told you to-
(Allstar begins to play)
L: Ahem! You owe me and apology!
B: Ummm… No, just no.
MK: So, today we have our featured guest…
SR: Luke Castellan, brought to us from the oh-so-scary Underworld!
L: Today he will be featured as LC and then we will-
B: Hey! What are you doing!? We do not plan.
L: Sorry…
MK: Here he is… Yay.*Rolls eyes*
LC (Luke Castellan): Whaz up?
B and L and SR: Welcome to the show!
MK: *mumbles* Huh? Yeah, sure whatever.
B: Hey Nico!
MK: What?! What are you doing here?
N (Nico): Y'ello. Glad you are soo glad to see me. I am the Surpervisor of Underworld Necromancing
L: SUN! Hehe...
B: Irony! Sun...
SR: Cool! Hey, MK, ask Luke a question!
MK: Which one is hotter, Annabeth or Thalia?
SR: MK! How- Don't answer that question!
L: Whatcha favorute icecream?
LC: Rocky Road.
B: Really?
N: I am pretty sure...
MK: NO! He can't. He-
SR: SHHHH!
L: Seriously?
N: Yeah, isn't it?
LC: Uh-huh. *nods head up and down*
[THIS HERE IS THE EPICAL HIGHFIVES OF ICECREAM AWESOMENESS]
B: Woot! Icecream forever!
L: Can the dead even eat icecream?
N: Hmm... If Hades is in a good mood, maybe.
MK: Cool! I'll remember that if I'm ever stuck in asphodel.
LC: Pshht. He is always grumpy.
MK: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT NICO'S FATHER!
N: Uh, he's always grumpy, though.
SR: Are you okay?
MK: Well... I-
B: Don't answer.
L: What are your thoughts on the Underworld?
LC: Well, it is actually sorta creepy and stuff. And the aura of guilt is sad.
MK: *mumbles* Serves him right!
B: Why do you hate him?
MK: He's a jerk who poisoned Percy.
B: Good point. YOU POISONED PERCY! YOU ARE A JERK!
N: Shut up!
AC (Annabeth Chase): Luke!
L: Where did-
B: she come-
SR: from?
MK: Back door, someone (LEO!) forgot to- ahem- fix it.
L: I'll just walk over there and whistle.
B: Innocent.
AC: Hey, Nico.
S (Spider the Hellhound): Woof!
AC: AAAHHHH! HELP!
L: *singing* Spider! Oh, the spider is spidery! With its spidery-ness and spiderish life!
SR: Where are my earplugs?
LC: Did I have to go in ghostly form on this day?
B: Uh-huh.
MK: YEAH, TOO BAD.
L: (Singing) Spider! OOOHHH! Spider!
AC: LEO! I hate sp-sp-ahhh!
MK: LEO I HAVE ARACHNAPHOBIA YOU DWEEB! SHUT UP!
N: Hey. You know spider-
AC: EEP!
N: went out the back door.
AC: Okay. Bye Luke. MK. Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out. (exits)
L: Hey! That's my line!
SR: Poor you.
B: Yeah, life isn't fair. Especially when MK is putting all the rocky road icecream in a vault.
LC: Really?
N: (from over at the vault) Yeah! She is!
MK:(from over at the vault) Gotta- save- the- ice- cream.
L: Dare time!
B: YAY!
SR: I call it!
N: How come-
MK: (from over at the vault) We never even invited you!
N: Harsh.
LC: Uhh...
SR: We dare you to either listen to Justin Bieber or, uhhh...
B: Kill a chicken and eat it!
L: *gasps* The poor chicken!
N: Its just tofu stuffed in a bag.
MK: He'd probably kill the chicken-
LC: NO. THE CHICKEN SHALL BE SPARED!
[WE ARE LISTENING TO HORRID MUSIC. WE DON'T MEAN OLYMPUS ELEVATOR MUSIC, EITHER]
N: We have to go.
LC: Yeah.
L and SR and B: Good Bye! Have a great day!
MK: Yeah, bye! Have a great life! Wait- you don't HAVE one! HAHA! BYE!
LC and N: (exits)
B: I am hungry.
L: ICCCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCC CRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAA AAAAAAAAAM.
SR: Insane, much?
MK: (from the vault. guarding.) IS HE GONE?
SR: Yeah.
MK: ICCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEE AAAAAAMMMM!
B: Okay then!
[We love icecream]
L:*while eating icecream* Fauqxsvamotpling!
B: Leo!
MK: Yeah, watch your language!
SR: Thanks for coming!
MK: Bye! And now this is a LUKE FREE ZONE. WOOT WOOT!
L: Yours in demigodishness and all that-
SR and L and B and MK: PEACE OUT!
Credits (while my newEST obsession Hang on by Smash mouth (Who also wrote All star the theme song) plays):
Cast:
Skylar
Becca
Leo
Maria King
Guest stars:
Luke
Nico
Annabeth Chase
and spider the hellhound!
Special thanks too:
Rick Riordan
Fan fiction
Smash mouth
Hades of the underworld.
Hugs6: Guys, huge confession. My fave kidnapper is- Drumroll please-
Leo: *Presses button for drumroll*
Hugs6: Thanks Leo, anyway, my fave kidnapper is, PhantomWhispers!
PW: Thank you, thank you.
Hugs6: Phantom also wrote like half of the last chapter and all of this one, with my editing of course.
PW: I know, I'm a genius.
Hugs6: She will also be co-hosting with Skylar, Becca and I in season three which, is while not TOO soon in coming, just around the corner like, if I was to be optimistic and vague, My birthday! YAY! And Skylar's name may be changed to Blair. Maybe.