AN: Sup guys! GapsJr back with another chapter of New Day!
"Yes, Mr. Grim, I am the bastard son of Red Riding Hood is there anything else you need to know?" I asked with a fake smile plastered on my face. This guy was getting on my nerves. In the span of 1.5 hours he asks only 2 questions. 'Are you the bastard son of Red Riding Hood/ Are you a dimension hopper' For heavens sake I answered both yes and no respectively and he repeatedly asks it again and again. This really made me wonder why the hell he was a headmaster to a fucking high school. Surely intellect and being competent is a trait of usual headmasters…Right?
Oh wait, this isn't your normal high school headmaster. It's one that does magic and has VERY good connections with the royals in the world.
Your average headmaster can't kill you. But this one can kill you and get away with it. The very thought of this shook me right to the core. I was surprized Raven isn't dead yet. Emphasis on yet. Apparently, Raven and the Headmaster has a very hero and villain relationship.
Just that Raven just so happens to be the hero in this one.
So now it leads me to this question.
How am I supposed to go home?
Will I ever see my father again?
Those questions will be answered in time of course. Just that time has not come.
…yet.
"Mr. GIiffard would you like a place in Ever After High? Classes have just started and it might not be too late to enrol you for it. Until we find you a way back. Um…Mr. Giffard?" That shook me out of my train of thoughts. "Do I have to pay my fees? As you can see I'm currently broke, I kind of just dropped in you know?" Quite literally, dropped in onto a fucking tree.
"You will be under a scholarship so no worries about your school fees. But a fair warning, one single rule broken and OUT you go. Do you understand me Mr. Giffard?" the headmaster said sternly. I inwardly gulped as I nodded my head frantically. That guy is scary when serious. He reverted back to his normal amicable tone "Very well, go to Baba Yaga for your class arrangement. See you soon, Mr. Giffard." With that I nodded my head and fucking bolted to Baba Yaga's room
…knocking someone over in the process.
"Oof!" That person mumbled as he stood up. "Are you alright? No scratches or anything?" I asked. "The great Daring Charming is alright! How about you peasant?" Of all fucking people in the fucking world. It JUST had to be Daring bloody Charming. From what I heard from the 'rebel' side , he's a world class pompous asshole. Based on just two sentences I can tell the rumours were true.
So I just ignored him and went on my way, only to be stopped by him. "Daring Charming asks if your ok peasant! Answer me! I am King Charming's eldest son and heir to the 2nd most powerful kingdom!" he boasted and stuck out his arm to block my way.
"Boy, I recommend getting out of my way or you'll get hurt real bad." I said darkly as I pushed his arm away. Sadly, this did not penetrate through his thick skull and he continued blocking my way. "Answer me peasant or I will- Oof!" he was cut off half way as I straight up roshamboed him in the you-know-where.
While he lay there on the floor, a few students who passed by us gave us an odd look.
So I grabbed one of the students while he was walking "Mate, help me get him to the nurses office okay? Thanks bro." Without letting the student answer, I walked away whistling a happy tune leaving the student to stare in disbelief at my retreating back.
Soon enough, I reached Baba Yaga's office without anymore interruptions.
Without knocking on the door, I swung it open only to find no one in. "Hello…? Is anyone in?" Suddenly, the fucking door closed of its own accord leaving me trapped inside.
Suddenly, I heard a loud honking sound. In a moment of haste, I grabbed the first thing I saw, a random butter knife lying on the table. I mentally sighed at my weapon of choice. "I'm going to take a stab in the dark and assume your not the pizza guy." I said loudly as a shadow came towards me getting bigger and bigger by the second. I couldn't identify what it was but it's shadow looked like a humongous duck and platypus mutant.
I swung my knife around ready to attack if it came any closer towards me.
It rounded the corner revealing…- Wait is that Mother Goose? Holy shit it was Mother Goose! "If you can talk I'm going to scream my vocal chords out." I said, still holding the butter knife out. "Dear no need to-" "HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT IT CAN FUCKING TALK! IT'S FUCKING SAPIENT!" Mother Goose is a fucking nursery rhyme legend. What would you do if it talked to you hmmm…? You'll probably scream your shit out just like I did. Let's just say the noise police were on my case ever since and leave it at that.
Anyways, after I screamed the shit out, Mother Goose said "Yes, Mr. Giffard, I can talk and I am sapient. Baba Yaga is at a meeting with the student board and can't talk to you at the moment so I am here as her replacement. You can put the knife down now." She finished, somewhat cross. I put on a somewhat abashed smile as I put the butter knife back onto the table.
"Now, which path do you take? Hero or Villain? Since your Red Riding Hood's son you should be a hero but your father may be a villain so I cannot judge and take things into my own hands." She said.
"You are correct, my father is a unique man. He is a high ranking knight but he is also one of those who murders in cold blood. Yet, he is a good man though he does evil deeds. But it is for the country so I cannot complain." I shrugged nonchalantly.
"What evil deeds has he done so far? It may help decide whether he is good or bad."
"He has ripped out a miners eye and burnt the miner alive, turned a torture machine up to eleven just to spite a prisoner for showing him cheek. He also wiped a race off the face of the planet leaving himself as the last of the species. He's the only winged human now. There used to be over 50 thousand but he wiped them out. I have no clue why he did that but I came to a conclusion that my father is a force not to be reckoned with." I said morosely.
With all that said, Mother Goose fainted.
'Wow, 2nd person to send to the nurses office, all in one day too. It must be a record or something.' I thought to myself as I fireman carried Mother Goose to the nurses office.
That was met with a strange combination of disbelief, gaping mouths and murmurs from the student body.
Just then I realized I had no fucking clue where the nurses office was and I was heading to the dorms without even realizing it. No wonder the strange reactions, the fucking asshole of a student body didn't even fucking inform me.
Half the school probably thinks that I'm bedding Mother fucking goose now.
What a great start to the first day of fucking school.'m s."