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Where am I? Why is everything so dark and cold.? I am dying…I can feel my feet…my life is slowly ebbing away… How did this even happen? I don't even really remember…It doesn't matter…I'm just so…tired maybe I should try and sleep…yeah sleep is good… Huh… what is that? I swear I could hear something…but I couldn't make it out… Who cares… Maybe I should just sleep…

"Mason wake up. Your friends are here for you." My imaginary voice again. He's basically a Siri or a alarm clock I guess. Proven to be useful though.

I cracked open an eyelid. It felt so…scaley and reptilian. My vision was hazy and my hearing my distorted. I could make out the words 'What happened' and 'Husband and Child'.

The human inside of me knew who that person was.

Rose Mother Fucking Hood.

As the haze around my vision cleared, I saw that I was dressed in full hospital garb, the classic long blue shirt and white pants. I also saw another figure. Two of them in fact.

"Dad? What are you doing here? Why are you in harry potter garb?"

Sir Navarone POV

"Oi! Taya don't mess up the furniture!" I called at my miniature horse.

Then the unexpected happened.

Rose Hood appeared in my house.

"Rose? What are you doing here?" I said frostily. "Long story short, you know how Mason's missing?" she hastily explained. "Well, he's in my world now and injured."

Wait, Mason was missing for god knows how long and I didn't realize? God I'm a terrible father. I thought to myself. "So, reason for you being here is because…?" I raised my eyebrow.

"You need to follow me to my world. It's rather important because he's currently facing charges for assault and attempted murder." On hearing that I broke out into a grin. That's my boy. That was my last thought as I braced myself for the teleportation that was soon to come.

"Wurgh!" I exclaimed as I landed face first into the Enchanted Forest's lush greenery of a tree.

"You had the same landing as Mason." Rose remarked as she led me towards the school in the form of a castle.

I raised my eyebrow yet again. "Is this the hospital or the school?" Rose looked at me with surprise evident on her face. "It's both. Don't you know?" Ultimate school! It's literally Harry Potter in real life! Maybe there's a descendent of Harry here… I mentally pondered whether Harry would actually be here.

Rose seemed to have read my mind as she said "Harry potter is fiction. It's not a classic fairy tale." My wings sagged in disappointment.

Sigh. I guess I could venture Hogwarts without harry in it.

"Well, if Harry ain't here I'll be him!" I exclaimed as I used true magic to become the famous saviour, complete with the lightning scar.

Rose just stared at my new make over in utter disbelief. Whether it was disbelief at me performing magic or at my childishness I never knew as I apparated to the school's hospital.

Unwittingly with Rose.

"Dad? What are you doing here? Why are you in Harry potter garb?" Mason asked groggily. "To be Harry potter what else?" I replied enthusiastically then I furrowed my brows at him.

"Mason why the hell are you covered in scales?" I asked a bit…angry. I guess. Fatherly instincts were screaming 'BULLY' to me but for goodness sake Mason was a fucking hybrid of a demon and a dragon! He could take on a fucking hoard of artic wolves without breaking sweat!

Speaking of wolves….

"What's old' big baddie wolf doing here?" At that question, Rose looked like a mixture of angst, pity and embarrassment all mixed into one.

Forming what I call the 'Not good' face.

"Long story short the red riding hood is 'married' to the big bad wolf." A mysterious voice said.

Based on my previous experiences with 'voices in my head', voices are usually reliable.

…Emphasis on usually.

"So basically…" Rose started but Mason and I said in unison "Your married to wolf man."

Mason and I looked suspiciously at each other. Then began the 'unison war'

"Who told you?"

"The voice inside my head!"

"You have Siri too?"

"Can we please talk about the more pressing matters on hand?" Rose exclaimed, sick and tired of our useless bantering. "Mason is being charged for assault, attempted murder and damaging school property." She said sombrely. I raised an eyebrow the third time today. "Mason I have five words for you." He stared at me impassively, eyes betraying no emotion.

"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" If eyebrows could be detachable Rose's would have shot up to the heavens. It was a funny sight to see the normally calm and collected Rose Hood's mouth just hanging open with eyes wide open.

Hey, there's no such thing as a parenting 101 guide book. I'm basing off my childhood memories ok.

…That sadly involves neglectful parents.

Meanwhile, Mason looked relived, probably cause he didn't expect me to be so awesome.

"Mason thinks you're the worst father on Earth." The mysterious voice said again.

I glared at Mason while he said out of the blue "Badwolf alert."

I turned around, expecting 100 pounds of muscle to be towering over me.

…But badwolf was wheelchair bound. He seemed half-conscious when he and… Ramona I think? Entered Mason's ward with an unexpected guest.

Headmaster Grimm was in the house baby!