So this a little bloopersode kind of thing that my awesome friend Phantom wrote! The next REAL chapter will be me interviewing a frenemy of mine, hi gamingcraver! (I call him a jerk, pay no mind to that...)

MK: *snores*

Theme song blares and confetti falls down large amounts. Green and pink and blue fly everywhere and knocks down stuff.

B: Leo! Shh!

L: Sorry! *turns off music machine* Oh! This one's green!

SR: Leo! Just turn off the confetti! Color doesn't matter!

L: It's so pretty though! Look...

P (Piper): Did you guys bring me here for something or-

B: Shh! Wait!

L: I got it! It's off! Woo HOO!

The lights begin to flicker violently. All hosts rush to their individual chairs as the lights permanently shut down, leaving the studio very, very dark.

B: I can't see!

PW: *walks into studio while eating potato chips* Hey guys! Where's MK?

SR: She's sleeping over there somewhere.

PW: Where?

P: Well, we can't see...

PW: I can. Hades kid, 'members?

L: That is so cool!

B: Unlike fire, hehe.

P: Nice one!

L: Hey!

PW: I'll just yell out to wake her up then. MK WA-

SR: Shh! We're keeping her asleep!

P: Oh good. Explanations.

B: Yes! We're doing inventory an fun stuff today.

L: We're just getting her stolen stuff from earlier. Why can't we just-

P: Leo! I though you knew better! She wouldn't understand. Where's my bottle of water?

PW: Torches! Let's get those!

L: Okay!

SR: Don't you even DARE Leo. It's British for flashlight!

B: Yeah. I don't want to be a marshmallow today! Never take things literally!

L: What- oh.

PW: *lurks around and finds flashlights, handing each person a flashlight and turns one on* BOO.

P: Wow! These flashlights are neat! Oh yeah; agh, scared.

B: I'm no telling you who made them.

SR: What, you considered it?

L: Me! Oh, yours truly! It's so beautiful with it's sleek interior and-

PW: To the closet with all the chains and locks and stuff!

MK: *snores loudly* I know whats up... *snores*

P: That was creepy.

B: No. That's normal.

SR: Does Piper's face look normal?

PW: Shock. That's all.

L: The closet of stolen items!

The theme music begins to hum in the background and all the demigods (minus MK) reach the closet. As the demigods settle into the room, the music stops; MK's snores are heard inside the room.

P: What is this place? Ack! My foot! *steps on more random articles of nonsense*

B: It's MK's stolen stuff room.

SR: Yeah. It's where- MY TENNIS SHOES. HOW DID THEY EVER-?

PW: Shh! We still have to be- WOAH. Is that a Stygian sword?

L: MY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! When did it-?

B: Okay! Time for some fun!

SR: Ahem. Piper, please sit down on that beautiful stolen couch.

P: Which one? There are a lot in here.

PW: The blue one. No, the other. No- yes.

L: Woo! I'll sit in the beanie bag chair! I call dibs!

B: Okay then. *mumbles about wanting to sit in a certain chair* Piper, you know why you're here?

P: Nope.

SR: Well, it means that you were special selected to show up on the special episode. The Leo Valdez Show Minus MK!

PW: The episode in which we recover some valuables! Woohoo, a packet of gum!

L: A special challenge awaits you, Pipes!

P: Hey! Don't call me Pipes!

B: Ahem. Let us begin.

SR: Right. Piper, what's up with Jason and you? *wiggles eyebrow*

P: We're dating... Umm...

L: Pipes! Are you suggesting something? *starts cracking up*

PW: Piper! How dare you do such things!

P: What? No! I asked him where my bracelet was.

SR: And where is it?

P: Here.

PW: Anti-climatic. Humph.

B: No, it's immature really.

L: Really? Don't be a spoil-sport. You know it's funny!

B: No I- Haha!

SR: Leo. Isn't that immature?

P: Leo's busy sliding down the giant slide over there.

PW: When did THAT get here? No. Way. Is that-?

L: A Rollercoaster! I'M FIRST!

P: *whispers*

B: *whispers back* Hey guys?

SR: Yup?

B: Is Piper allowed to give dares?

L: What! I want give her one later!

PW: Chill! You'd get one later!

P: Okay. Everyone, let's go on the rollercoaster and have a dare.

SR: That's it?

P: Nope! I dare ALL of you guys to drink soda and film yourselves on the rollercoaster, while singing "Mary has a little Lamb".

B: Abuse. That's a really mean dare!

L: No kidding! That stolen root beer was mine anyways!

P: We could make it Justin Bieber...

PW: Nope! It's fine. *gives an unstable grin*

Everyone hops into the rollercoaster (excluding Piper) after a bottle of soda drunk by each except Piper. Piper waits on the side as they become settle in. She straps a camera onto the back of the front seat. She gives a sly grin to the glaring hosts of the show. Pressing a button, the rollercoaster begins to climb uphill at a steady pace.

SR: Do we sing now?

P: YES!

PW: Twinkle, Twinkle-

B: What is that? It's supposed o be "Mary had little Lamb".

Rollercoaster steadily begins to near the top of the hill.

SR: Mary- had- a

L: little of lamb!

P: HEY! FLING YOUR ARMS AROUND. IT'S A VIDEO.

PW: *Flings arms like an octopus* LITTLE LAMB!

B: Little lamb. (Oh my gosh we're at the top and it stopped.)

SR: Mary had a-

P: Get ready to sing and whatnot! Oh, glad you had soda!

L: Little- (Rollercoaster!) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-!

B: WHO's FLEEEEEEEEEEECE!

SR: ACK! My arms AHHHHHHHHH!

SR: AM I SUPPOSED TP NE HURTLING DOWN A HILL AT BEYOND DEMIGOD LEVELS OF ROLLERCOASTER?!

P: Keep singing! *laughs evilly and chews on stolen gum*

PW: WAS WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUTT TTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!

The Rollercoaster (built by the gods) begin to do crazy stuff.

L: AS AADFGHJLFNDDPDIYEYWHQBXNCCOC MMDDKDKISHWJS SNDMCLCPJXHZNZNNZ!

B: DID YOU MEAN- SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUWW WWWWWWWWW!

PW: I THINK HE DIDDDDD.

Rollercoaster stops and Piper greets them sheepishly while they get off the Rollercoaster, faces obviously not void of anger.

SR: I call the beanie bag chair! *plops down*

L: Me too. Uh, the other one! *plops down*

B: Me too! *plops down*

P: Well, Phantom, no more beanie bag chairs left for you! Haha!

PW: I feel appreciated.

L: How did you know we appreciates you?

SR: Was that sarcasm?

L: Maybe...

B: So Piper! Have you been talking much to your cabin mates?

P: Yeah. Everyone's warmed up around me. Except Drew. She isn't here, right?

PW: From what I've heard, she visits from time to time.

P: I should get going-

SR: DARE TIME!

L: My turn first! Okay. Pipes. *smiles 'innocently* I dare you to stand in front of a coke bottle while I put a mento into it.

P: Sugar on clothing is disguisting. Even the APhrodite kids don't have to tell you that.

B: RULES ARE RULES.

P: Fine... But the coincidences are going to be-

Loud snoring is suddenly echoing around the large room.

L: Hey guys! Look! *jumps up and down with large amounts of gold "bling" on himself*

PW: SHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MK: *Comes in looking like roadkill* *Yawns* Oh hey guys.

B: You're not mad?

MK: I'm okay with ya'll being in here as long as you don't take anything. It won't remain on you person very long anyway, I'll just steal it back.

L: True, she will.

MK: Just put the mentos in the pop Leo.

PW: How does she know about that?!

MK: I know all.

SR: She has video cameras. *Looks at coke bottle* Can I drink that? *Lunges at soda*

L: NO! I put mentos in that!

SR: *Gets drenched in soda* I'm. Going. To. Kill. You. Leo!

MK: *Whines* But that's my job!

SR: *Chases Leo out of the room*

MK: LEO! THAT'S MY BLING! SO HELP ME I WILL TAZE YOU!

PW: I wrote this... I'm awesome. Well. I wrote most of it... I didn't write the part where I'm saying I wrote this...

B: *Rolls eyes* Just shut up and end the show.

PW: How can I end the show and shut up at the same time...?

B: The show is over. Goodbye.

Becca does a Reyna chapter after my gamingcraver interview! Then I'm interviewing my friend Mitchy! Yay!