Our Time Now finishes playing. A single spotlight lights up the stage. Becca steps into the circle of light.
B: HEY HEY HEY!
Everyone Else: HEY!
B: What?
Everyone Else: SHUT UP!
B: Fine. *Whispers* Hey fanfiction audience! Right now, you might be wondering where the rest of the cast is. WELL I'LL TELL YOU!
Everyone Else: BECCA!
B: Oops. Anyway, we all had a lock-in at the studio last night. And pulled an all nighter that went a little something like this...
5 Hours Earlier...
Skylar had somehow discovered the secret location of the soda.
"FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
"Ermegerd, Skylar, calm down!" screamed Maria, who wasn't exactly being calm herself at the moment, as she had just stuffed herself full of ice cream cake and was currently trying to get the coatrack to make out with her so she could make Leo jealous.
The latter was, in fact, making out with a very confused goat named Edith, whose goat boyfriend, Charlie, was eating Leo's shoelaces.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNS!"
"ARE EVIL!" Becca screamed, before passing out onto a pile of beanbags. She never could stay awake after 2 am.
Seeing this, Maria grabbed a Sharpie from her pocket. "DOODLE TIME!" She ran over, but instead of trying to draw on the sleeping person which would have been an insanely hilarious prank, she decided to go make out with a wall, leaving her Sharpie lying on the floor.
Unbeknownst to anyone else, Becca sleep-crawled over to the Sharpie and put it into her pocket...
Leo suddenly decided that he was going to try and find Narnia, no matter how many wardrobes he had to look through... so he went and locked himself in the janitor's closet and started talking to the mop.
"Oh! Aslan! Have you come to take me to Narnia! RAWR!"
Unsurprisingly, the mop didn't say anything.
As Maria finished licking-excuse me, perusing- the wall, she decided that the next best course of action was to go and try to steal everyone's shoes off of their feet as they went about their various activities. After stealing Becca's shoes with much ease (considering she was asleep), grabbing Skylar's sandals (which had somehow ended up in the punch bowl) and unsuccessfully trying to find Leo and steal his Vans, she decided that shoes would make lovely bombs and started filling them with Jell-O and pelting them at random fictional characters (as she stole their shoes).
About twenty minutes later, the neighbors had called the police and placed the entire studio on house arrest.
And so everyone decided that it would be a lovely idea to go to sleep.
Just then, Becca woke up.
"HEY EVERYONE... what happened...?"
Back to the present...
B: And so I stole everyone's microphone headsets!
L: *Talking in sleep.* Waffles ate my socks...
B: Well, except for Leo. He's a sleep talker and so I thought it would be amusing to have whatever he says broadcast to the entire WORLD... or entire audience who's reading this... anyway, today, our special guest is that belle of Bellona, the woman of war, the princess praetor, the... um... Reyna, daughter of Bellona!
*Applause*
R: Hey all!
*Applause*
B: Welcome to the show, Reyna!
*Applause*
R: Um...
*Applause*
B: Oh dang it! Leo rolled over on the remote. *Digs the remote out from under Leo's body.*
R: Oh good. The applause was starting to annoy me.
B: So, Reyna, do you like pranks?
R: Do I like pranks? There was this one time when I stole all of Jason's clothes except for his armor and hid them in his father's temple and another time when I took all of Octavian's stuffed animals except for his pillow pet, Miss Princess Sparkle Rainbows-oh! And another time when I swapped Dakota's Kool-Ade out for Crystal Light!
B: ...okay then. I'll take it that you want to help me have a little fun. *Pulls out Sharpie.* Evil laughter... mwa ha ha ha ha hA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
R: ... I won't ask.
B: Better not.
R: Yeah...
B: Let's go draw!
R: Best moment of my life!
*Fifteen minutes later...*
MK: *Yawns* Oh... that was a good nap... now back to the show!
L: *Snoring*
S: Five more minutes mommy...
MK: Get up guys.
S: Fine...
L: *Snoring*
MK: LEO! *Kicks Leo in the side.*
L: I'm up! I'm up! Sheesh...
S: Um... Leo?
L: What? OH MY GODS!
S: What?
L: You... your... yuh... yuh... *Bursts out laughing* YOUR FACE!
S: ... Leo, I'm going to put this bluntly.
L: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
S: You look like Harry Potter.
L: HA HA HA HA HA H- what?
S: You look like Harry Potter.
L: Yeah, well, you look like a cat.
S: *Runs over to the mirror* OH MY GODS! WHO DID THIS?
L: *Runs over as well.* MY FAAAAAACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FAAAAAAAACE!
MK: *Comes over and slaps him* SNAP OUT OF IT!
L and S: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
MK: What? *Looks in the mirror and realizes she has an entire mural drawn across her face with the words, "BECCA AND REYNA RULZ!" in the middle* I'M GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE!
L: Please not me...
MK: *Punches him into a wall.* I feel better now.
*Meanwhile*
B and Reyna are hiding in a closet watching the others on the security camera monitors.
B: Oh my gods, this is awesome!
R: You, my friend, are a GENIUS!
B: Thank you thank you. I suppose I should actually do the interview now.
R: Okay.
B: So- *MK, L, and S burst into the closet wielding numerous torture devices.*
MK: Here you are...
B: Um... hi guys. Now, you know, you have no proof... oh, Maria, please don't get violent... OW! THAT'S MY HAIR! HEY! GET OFF OF ME! HELP! LEO, YOU KNOW HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME RIGHT? HEEEEELLLLLLP!
R: I take it back, THIS is the best moment of my life.
*Five minutes later*
B: Um... guys? *She is locked in a small dark room* Guys? Hello? Wait a minute... what's that sound... oh... oh... NO PLEASE NO!
Radio: IF I WAS YOUR BOOOOOYYYYYYFFRRRIIIIEEEEEND !
B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH HH!
Becca apologizes. She was very hard on herself, trust me. See? SHE MADE HERSELF LISTEN TO JB! Okay, so no Reyna interview was done, but that was INSANE fun... Wasn't it?
Hope you enjoyed... Give some love to Becca who is STILL beating herself up...
Also... Becca, you have two pictures due to me and Luny. Pay up or I'll... *Lights go down low and she whispers as if saying a curse word* flame your stories...