Well, you guys must hate me for not updating in a million years, but I'm really really sorry I only just got it finished over break and I'm stupid at updating, and NO ONE IN THE UNIVERSE HELPED ME AT ALL.
THE EPICSODE TWO!
MK: WE HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS!
L: YEAH! HUGS CHANGED HER AVVIE!
MK: *Slaps Leo* Bad Leo. That's not important news. The important news is we're adding Freed and Sketch, AND Ralph to the cast! YEAH! As background characters, mind you. Background characters.
F, S, and R: *Pouting* WE WANNA BE CO-HOSTS!
H6: Guys, if I got another co-host we'd have to kick Leo out, thus rendering the show completely pointless.
L: I am so confused.
H6: In other news we have lots of buttered popcorn. Here's some shout outs:
Shout out to Cuty, Mitchy, Black, and other people. Okay, that was bad… And people who wear hats.
MK: We're not interviewing anyone today.
SR: We're interviewing everyone. They will be short interviews. Starting with a redo of Carter, formerly gamingcraver129!
C: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!
H6: I got the Son of Sobek book. It was good. what's your name?
C: They know it. It's Carter.
B: Interview's over!
H6: I fell like we're cheating the audience, so we might as well… Um, I wait, old on…. What was my line MK?
MK: I remember, TODAY IS HUZZAH DAY! I think Roxy and I talked about it. Actually, Roxy had a lot to do with this episode. I'm reading from the script, should I stop H?
H6: Yeah, you're fine. I remember, hold on. In fact, I completely recorded a scene where our animals AND RALPH, the awesome guy, were talking and playing. I think you'll like it.
*Tina salutes*
*Merlin licks her*
*She laughs and steps away timidly*
*Merlin is sad* rof ruf ref. (Translation, you don't like me.)
*Tina hugs Merlin*
Merlin: *Happy again!*
Tina - *Starts playing tag*
Merlin: WROOF! (Translation: TAG!)
Okay. Dog translator on.
Merlin: Wow... I can speak normally!
Tina hasn't got a translator...
Tina - *She chases Merlin*
She can have one if you want. *Offers translator*
Merlin: *Gets tackled* *Whimpers*
Thanks. *applies translator*
Tina - Oh! Tag! *runs off*
Merlin: *Tags Spider the hellhound*
Tina - Hello Spider! New player! *Swings on a tree nearby*
Merlin: *Hiding*
Tina - *keeping out of reach*
Spider: Ya'll are no fun.
Tina - You do realize Merlin is down their right? *taunts Spider*
Spider: *Hunting Merlin*
Merlin: *Yelps* No fair!
Tina - Ok then... *drops then scampers over in the opposite direction*
Merlin: *Running away*
Tina - *Laughing/monkey sounding to herself as she tries to hide*
Merlin: DON'T ABANDON ME!
Tina - Come to me!
Merlin: *Running*
Tina -* beckons to come faster*
Merlin: *Tripping over his paws*
Tina - Hurry!
Merlin: *Gets caught* I see a bright light...
Tina - That's not normal... *stalks spider*
Merlin: Good by cruel world...
Tina - *falls for it* Don't die!
Merlin: Tag, you're it.
Tina - NOT A PROBLEM! *jumps onto spider* Tag!
Spider: *Bored* Can we play something else?
Tina - sure, what do you wanna play merlin?
Merlin: Mafia, but we don't have enough creatures.
Tina - No... We don't...
Mochi: I'll play.
Merlin: Still not enough.
Spice - Me too
Tina - Hmm... Getting there...
One more. Ralph, wanna play?
Tina+Spice - Please!
Ralph: *Shrugs* Kay. What are we playing?
Tina - Mafia. Sound fun?
Ralph: *Chuckling* Love it.
Spice - Umm... How do we play?
Ralph: *Explains* One person is mafia, he/she can kill people. One person is Nurse, who can save people or themselves. Another person is Sheriff, who can... Well... look it up.
Tina - Don't worry, ill explain it to her *goes off to the side with Spice*
Ralph: Good.
Tina - Hang on... We don't have cards
Ralph: Who needs cards? I'm confused. Let's play Clue.
Spice - We don't have the board game
Ralph: *Makes it materialize* I'm awesome like that.
Tina - Lets play then! You go first Ralph
Ralph: *Sarcastically* Merlin in the library with the knife.
Merlin: *Pouting* I'm innocent!
Spice - *Snickers* Tina in the ballroom with the candlestick
Spider: *Howls* FINE! I DID IT! I'M GUILTY!
Tina - Well that was easy
Spider: *Sobbing* Please don't lock me up...
Ralph: Who wants to explain that this is just a game?
Spice - Don't worry Spider, nothing is going to happen
Tina - *Sighs dramatically*
Merlin: *Somehow making popcorn*
Tina - May have some? But don't give any to Spice...
Spice - Makes me loopy!
Merlin: *Gives Tina popcorn*
Tina - Nice
Spice - I can have dreams...
Merlin: Okay.
Tina - Sorry about her...
Spice - Do NOT apologize for me!
Merlin: *Scared*
Spice - Sorry... *creeps away in shame*
Merlin: It's okay.
Tina - Come back now *Hugs Spice*
Merlin: *Quietly* I wanna hug...
Spice - Come here! *Holds arms open*
Merlin: *Being hugged*
L: I also have to say HIIIIIIIIIII to a friend of ours, FELIX SON OF HECATE! Oh yeah, he's awesome! And he agreed to be on the show!
FSOH: Hullo!
L: Sup. So, I implore you to check out his stories, which are short but getting better. Also, he's going to have a show like ours where Maria and I are pitted against each other! YAY!
MK: *Face palm* Leo, why are you happy?
B: By the way… We forgot to have an awesome beginning song and entrance, to make up for that Freed, Ralph, And Sketch (No, we're not putting you last on purpose, sheesh) are going to ride in on lelephants while an awesome song plays! Um… I don't know what that song is.
MK: The song is Around in Circles by Tenth avenue north.
B: Right.
Mitchy: I have a kitten named Ralph Junior.
RJ: I shall take over the world. Mwahaha.
M: *Stalking Leo*
MK: Sup Mitchy. Do you still want to split Leo in half so we can both have him?
M: Yeah!
L: *Hiding…* Help!
MK: *Evil grin*
RJ: World domination… lalala…
H6: I just want to tell you guys about the best person on earth, live long eat waffles, who we're interviewing for real today… So like I asked about a billion people for help with this and he's the only real life person who gave a real suggestion and I didn't even ask him… So, Live long eat waffles guys!
*Applause*
LLEW: WOOH!
MK: So, Waffles, can I call you waffles?
L: *Gritted teeth* Stop flirting.
MK: *Innocent* Not flirting.
LLEW: Yeah, you can call me waffles.
MK: So Waffles, what's the most stealable thing off you?
W: Um… I think my shoes?
MK: *Steals shoes* Done!
L: *Jealous* She's totally flirting…
B: Yup! I heard she was gonna break up with you and run away with him!
L: *Panicky*
B: I'm kidding Valdez. So, Waffles, how are you enjoying Fanfiction so far?
W: Hugs is basically my only friend other than the person who started me on it, who is my real life bff.
MK: *Shocked* WHAT?! GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU MUST BECOME WAFFLES FRIEND!
SR: Phantom, I think we've been forgotten.
PW: I think we have. Want to mess around with water balloons?
SR: Five bucks if you hit MK with one.
PW: *Hits MK with a water balloon* Pay up.
SR: Ohhhhhhhh... You thought… I see. I meant you pay ME five bucks if you hit her.
MK: *Angry* Phantom… You'll wake up dead…
PW: My dad is Hades.
MK: *Mumbles* Sorry… *Grovels at Phantom's feet*
L: *Smirks* Butt kisser.
MK: I don't like uncertain death and Hades is the lord of it!
L: *Hugs her from behind* You won't die. Just stop flirting with waffles.
MK: Huh? Oh yeah, Waffles! We should continue interviewing you…
L: Nah, let's just get to the dare! I dare you to run around in only your underwear while balancing a… Screw driver on your nose while covered completely in mayonnaise.
MK: Ew… Mayonnaise.
SR: That's what disturbs you, that he'll be covered in mayonnaise? Not the fact that he'll be mostly naked?!
MK: *Shrugs* I've seen Travis is only his underwear.
B: *Gags* Thank you for that image.
MK: *Holds up a hand with a smirk* No prob Becca.
FSOH: Waffles… Let's get out of here. I'm totally bored and forgotten.
MK: Oh yeah, Waffles and Felix are best friends! Forgot to mention dat.
H6: And guys guess what I have the sea of monster movie now!
P: They made a movie about the sea of monsters?
H6: Er…
PW: *Whistles* Awkward…
B: I. AM. A. WAFFLE.
H6: PAY HOMAGE TO CHRISTMAS.
W: No, I'm a waffle.
MK: I eat waffles.
B: Totally not a waffle then.
W: *Hiding*
H6: Hey! I ate a waffle once!
L: NO NO NO DON'T TOUCH ME YOU GINGER!
G(Ginger): ButIloveyouandohmygoodnessyou'resohotcanIhaveyourtoolbeltohpleaseohpleasekissmenow!
H6: I shouldn't have invited Ginger…
MK: *FUMES*
L: *Smooches Ginger*
G: *Dies of happiness, but keeps talking* -Kissedme!Leomarrymeyou'remineIloveyouIlikeyourrightsidebetter,ponies!Andpuppies anddivergantohmygoodnessguysreaddivergantand…
MK: *Shoots Ginger* *Glares at Leo*
L: *Shrugs* I thought it would shut her up.
MK: *Pouty*
S: Well I feel forgotten.
MK: *Dumps Ice cream on Skylar's Face*
S: So I'm not forgotten- just mistreated.
H6: You signed a contract!
S: …Right…
Sketch: We still co-hosts, right?
H6: *Shoves Sketch* IDIOT. You are a back ground character. I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A GNOME.
Sketch: *Pouty*
Freed: I want candy.
L: *Clicks button and andy is dumped on Freed*
MK: *Cheers* YAY CHARACTER VIOLENCE!
Sketch: Why a gnome...?
HG: SHUDDUP. So guys! Comment and tell us what you'd rat us on a scale from 1 to 10.
B; We would appreciate your answer in the form of a song.
M: From Les Miserables.
H6: Mitchy, who said you were allowed in here?
M: You?
B: A song.
M: From-
H6: A number will do fine.
B: A musical number.
M: From- *Gets tackled by hugs*
L: Do you guys want Pizza?
M: SAM BRADDOCK IS MY HUSBAND*
H6: *Maiming Mitchy*
Every one else: Yeah... Pizza...
Credits (Best I've ever had plays) :
Cast:
Skylar
Becca
Leo
Maria King
Phantom Whispers
Sketch
Freed
Ralph
Guest stars:
Hugs
sonofathena129
kronos finick son of saturn
Mitchy and RJ (R.I.P. RJ, we miss you.)
Merlin, Tina, and spice.
Felix
Special thanks to:
Rick Riordan
Fanfiction
Tenth Avenue North
Gavin Degraw
And Reviewers like you.
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS DON'T KILL ME I SWEAR THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED 1/6/14 (BTW GUYS IT 2014!) BUT FANFICTION IS GLITCHY AND ITS STUPID!
Also, I love you all, and listen to music, just DO IT.