ONCE UPON A TIME A STUPID SHARK GOT A DUMBN IDEA FOR APRIL FOOLS, THEN THIS STORY WAS BRN ADN HE IS TRYING SOI HARD TO GTET THIS DONE HE ISNT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO SPELLING, SO HERE YHOU GO HAVE A HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DORKS LOL BACKWARDS SPEECH
!SKERJ YOJNE ,GNOLA OG I SA PU EKAM I PRAC BMUD EMOS TUOBA SI TOLP EHT
ELTURD AND CRAPVEN
"hOLY hell! Elhoe, your sword smells like ass!" Raben sed wen Elboyu fookin' enhanced his soord wit the Nature 4 thing attributes lol
"IK RAWEN I ALSO MAKE FOOD WITH THIS SWRRD TO" ELCRAP SHOUTED IN RAT'S VACE "LITS GO SHO ARA-SANPAYSENPO SKRUB SKILLZ 420 360 NO SCOPE"
"hey RAR lok at mi sword smell like ss!" elblunt sad to fox girl hoos name was parently RAR, nly 4 her to ignor it and sying, "NIISAAN NODIS MEE"
"seem like she dunt give fook, whalesword, lats sho purphair magic gurl" Raren tol RED whaleface
"ay aishap luk at my smellysword gurl, like me" elboy whacked aishass with his whalehand but ayship got matand smakced him harderwit staff
"BAKA-ASS MOTHERF*CK*R, KILL YERSELF M8" elbrat feel to ground an ded. raben revived bratel with scurry robo hand n roasted aysha sface
"dunt wury assword, I am gud friend whoo bring back you" raben den feed Elhoe jerky.
PIKACHUNGDAM AND WAIFU NO. 1, FURRY
"i is chung, hate chu for not killing ur borhter" blonde boy shouted.
"hate you for tryna kill niisan, almost destroy my caarr" incest said.
then kill, and eryone lose the end
BADDUMB AND WAIFU NO. 2, WAIFU-BOT 2000
"Eve, im not rapist, dunt like u eitherm, jut want code, made poem too."
"Roses are OP,
Violence is always the answer,
Once I get your code,
I'll throw you in a dumpster."
"omg marry me dda" waifu said,
then Add kill eve take forehead gem and became overlord of universe cuz he is add
"beef qJERKY"sed Raften wen all of sudden add kill him
'o SHET rapen, noo!" elswor furrisly looked at addm overlord of unniverses.
"Illl kill youo aadd! ARMAGEDDON BLAYD HAA" lsword screms and makes big magic sword from reguly sword, then in instant Add is kill.
"I avenge you Raven ;n;" sed els wen he barried his friend.
THE END
Argh shet RAVEN MY FAV CHAR IS DEDD RIP BUT GUESS WUT HES LIVE APRIL FOOLS GAIS, AMIRITE?
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Anyways, uh... guys, I swear I wasn't high while making this. I just felt like putting out some dumb, short story for April Fools. I usually don't make beautiful crap like this when it comes to making stories. Some day, I might actually make a half-serious one-chapter story out of this. Also, I hope nobody thinks this was made to mock someone in particular, because this was just crap that no person could actually make. Bye, and thanks for reading this horrible piece of crack I made for April Fools.