AN/: Hey guys! Sam here. Now usually, Gasp now talks about heart attacks and insurance but I'm all about obesity. Sit back, get some popcorn and started reading the newest chapter of New Day!
Now usually, when you kill someone and you revive them does it count as murder?
Well, that's a life mystery that no one knows about…Until now of course. Siri sighed as he watched the scene play out before him.
"ORDER TO COURT!"
The court went silent.
The judge continued "Mason Forrest Giffard, do you plead guilty to the assault and murder of Blondie Locks?"
"No."
There were murmurs in the court.
Blondie's lawyer, a man in his late 50's stood up and declared "Objection your honour. The whole thing was captured on my clients mirror cast show. The students saw Mason killing Blondie."
"If I killed her why is she standing next to you unscathed?"
"Good point Mason."
"Since when have I made bad points?"
"…"
(Sam got lazy so she skipped the whole law thingy.)
1 Hour later
"Mason if you try to do the whole…killed, revived thing your getting a 5 year sentence and a $25K fine." The judge said.
"Meeting adjourned."
Once the meeting was over Mason and Navarone teleported back to the school grounds where Cerise and Rose were waiting…along with Apple and Raven.
"So? Did you win the trial?" Raven asked
"If I didn't win why am I standing here?" Mason gave her the arched eyebrow.
"Good point."
At this point something in Cerise exploded.
"How did you get away with murder?"
Silence.
"When your father is the god of the underworld it really isn't that hard."
All eyes turned to Navarone.
"Um…Hi?" Navarone said.
"I did my explaining Dad. It's your turn."
"Can we talk somewhere more private?" Navarone asked.
"Sure."
A second later, all of them were in Mason's dorm.
Navarone sighed as Rose stared at him with a betrayed expression on her face.
"Yes. I am the god of the underworld. In other words. My real name is Hades and Mason really is Lucifer."
"Wait then isn't Cupid your cousin or something?" Raven asked
"Yup." Mason replied
"Why did you lie to me?" Rose asked.
The room fell deathly silent.
Mason decided this conversation was more for Navarone and rose so he teleported Cerise, Raven and Apple outside.
"You lied to us." Cerise said. It wasn't a question. It was a fact.
"I prefer the term withholding information."
What happened between Rose and Navarone no body knew but Mason was fairly certain it ended with them making out on the couch, if the lipstick stain on his pillows were any indication.
He had a feeling a unofficial divorce would be coming soon. One that involves a wolf, a damsel and a god of a certain underworld.
Stupid fucking fucked up family drama seems to like Mason a lot.
Meanwhile back to the present.
"So your Lucifer?" Raven asked
"Technically I'm Lucifer Jr but you get the point." Man, Raven liked names didn't she? Bloody name magic… Is that even a thing?
"So why did you lie to us the whole time?" Cerise asked
"I did not lie. I just omitted certain parts of the truth."
Well it was true.
Then came the barrage of questions that Mason was quickly buried under.
Rest of the school POV.
In everybody's eyes, the story of the killing (and reviving but since when did the students of ever after pay attention to details?) of Blondie Locks went down like this.
Blondie was assaulted by a emotionally uncontrolled teen that just so happens to have a knack for killing people. Did I mention he has demon wings?
Ok…Maybe it wasn't far from the truth but eh…That was just part 1.
When he went to court, he bewitched the judge and blackmailed Blondie's lawyer to give the case up and he went off scot free!
So Daring, the Prince Charming stepped in…- wait what? (GAPS SR! I'M COMING FOR YOU!- Villainy)
"Ever After High will be cleansed of you! You foul beast!" Daring said with his usual air of arrogance.
(Note from Gaps Senior: I had a cringe fest while editing this… Sam and Villainy were constantly trying to bribe me into writing this… They failed.)
Mason could have executed Daring the moment he said this but he got lazy.
"Daring what is your favourite colour?" Mason suddenly said.
"What? Um red?"
Mason raised his eyebrow again… Is this due to a certain girl that just so happened to be his half sister? Hint, Cerise.
Anyways.
Mason snapped his fingers thrice lo and behold… seriously- (JUST GO WITH IT.)
Ahem.
Mason snapped his fingers, thankfully talon free and a red hellhound came pouncing out of nowhere…
Or maybe from the humongous portal to hell right next to Mason.
"What sorcery is this?!" Daring half demanded half screamed out.
Mason just rolled his eyes as Daring tried to claw his way out of the hellhounds grasp. "Don't even bother. Hellhounds are stronger than a average person."
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"Rather obvious if you had brains…expect that you don't have one so let me break it down for you."
He paused for dramatic effect like the dramatic person he is.
"You. Are. A. Pain. In. My. Ass. So I'm going to take a break from you and you will get a trip to hell! Win-win is it not?" Mason continued cheerfully, like he had just won the lottery.
Then his little goody two shoes of a sister had to intervene.
"Don't do this! Sure you're the literal incarnate of the devil but sending somebody over to hell…that's taking it to another level of evil!" Cerise tried to persuade Mason.
"Good idea Cerise! Daring trip change!"
Both Cerise and Daring heaved a sigh of relief.
"So can he let go now?" Daring asked gesturing to the hellhound.
"Oh of course not! We are having a trip change! Not cancelling the trip Dumbo! We are taking you to the 18 levels of hell!"
"We?" Siri asked.
"Of course Siri, you and Cerise are the perfect travel buddies!"
"I really wonder about your mental health sometimes."
"Not the time for the mental asylum Siri! Last time I went there it was so boring… breaking out of it was boring too. But watching it blow up was fun."
"…"
Villainy: This chapter is sponsored by Gaps Senior, money and Sam.
Sam: She was bribed to write this.
Gaps Senior: More of paid to.
Siri: If only I was the only one who could narrate.
If only Siri…If only.