Oh man. Why. I'm bored. I must make more shit chapters for this thing. I've watched far too much Rick and Morty and listened too much of Hamilton.
"BRRRRrrrr wtf renaa am dum r iu dum too?" elchunk tits sed
'o i no lets wathc a musical yes" rena replied and sh just stopped paying attention.
"WAS it bout elf tits?"
"its bout a prson who fond elrosi our wrld nd ts suuuuuuuuuuper gud, its vry popular nd aattracts fan gursl bc he ws probblyt gay yknow
"s relat t hamil-?"
"NO
"wut?"
"no is NJOT"
"why not hami-
rema suddnly slapped elessas "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Aaaaa fuck da hell mang why tho"
"If you say da whole thing, we gettin' our asses swarmed, muddafuqqa!"
"WHYYYYY"
"THEY" ARE GONNA SNIFF US OUT AND TAKE DA BULLETS OUT THEIR GUN- FUq"
"WTF THAT MEAN"
"IT'S A REFERENCE, YOU PIECE O' S**T, TO THE MUSICAL, NOW SHUT UP."
"WHO "THEY" IS?
"THE FANS!"
"dun undrestand u u too intellgen smurt"
"THIS IS NO TIME FOR STUPID TALK, YOU LITTLE T**T, THE SHARKENING'S LOVE FOR REFERENCES AND THAT MUSICAL HAS DOOMED US!"
"fuq wut rena what happens now"
"We need to stop Sharkening from making further jokes!"
"i have urge t say a thing, what du i do"
"YOU SAY NO- NOO! I SAID A REFERENCE."
' Y WE ACT OUT CHARACTER"
"THAT DUMB A*****E HAS TURNED US INTO A RICK-AND-MORTY-LIKE DUO, THAT F**CKER."
"oH NOOOOOOOOOO!" both their voice sddenl dropped lke anvls.
"Oh my god!"
4ever htey scremed into eternity nd died the end.
F**k, I will never do that again, I'm sorry...
Sike, I'm makin' more. Expect a loose updating schedule. May be 24 hours to several months apart. And these chapters may or may not have continuity amongst them.