Hello again, welcome to a fanfic done dirt cheap. No, seriously, this is pretty cheap. I can write as retarded-ly as I want because that's what this "story" is about. Because of how shit these chapter are, I can really update consistently. But, due to my natural-born talent of producing retarded thoughts, and absolute laziness, these can also come out with months in between. Seriously, this is like, the cheapest thing I could muster. I would put in effort in my writing, but this whole retarded writing for April Fools jazz really grew on me. No more rambling, though. Leeeet's. Get rooiiight. Into the braain damaaage!

"EELLLLLLLSiss lucc at m dic yo" eltard spoke

"ELCUK y"

"dis wut teh FANS wastnt frum susssssss"

"incest i naw cul bruhda"

"LTEll tat to pepes hoo say incEST is wincesst ELTITS"*

ELS THats nut cool tho wtff guy why tho ho"

"BEGONE THOT!" Elfucc shout ta Elgirl an sh boooooooooooooommmm!**

AYYYYY EL BUTT IM BACC FER MORE YE BUN" THEN ALL of sudden revers-ebony boy add appears trnsende, bacc fer more, as he said, ye bun

"AAAAAAYYYYYY AD I JUST KIL ELTHOT"

"U WOT Y"

im hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGHHHHHHH" Elfhorse fell bak n throo tantrhm

"God, shut up you piece of s**t." Add momentarily spoke normally, causing this sentence and the next, which is in its same line, to appear normally, as well. However, the following sentences will return to absolute stupidity.

sdenly, a han apper frum grund and a crtan actul ebony guy ros from ded, the sunds sounding mffl at furst

'u nvr c it..."

Sdunly ad's feet explood fr som reason

"COOMMINGGG!" ravn finsh his reference as ad fals to flor screming

"AAAAAAAAA..!"

P.

Pa..

Pau...

Paus..

Pause.

"...AAAH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

Fer sum guddam reson, add kepst screemin wit pauses in th middl

"YA LIE K JASS?!"

"Rav!" Elbutternuts exlamed wen seein his supposee dd friendo rev'd an kiking as

"AM Hr for...Ravenge."

At tha moment, ad shoot self bcz uv rabens bad pun n dded agen

LATR

"RABN, HOW LIV?"

"I dd a thng and used res ston jus like in game"

"OH cul."

"LTS PARTEH YOU LITTLE HO"

*I, The Sharkening, do not share Elsword's opinions and sentiments on incest, and does not believe in wincest.

**I may or may not make an entirely different and standalone chapter based on this, so look forward to that.