Christmas episode- AGAIN.
*Light of Christmas, Owl city plays (BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER.) hosts kind of just stand there, except they are in the middle of a mall*
MK: FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. *hyperactive as usual*
B: Oh goodness LEO I THINK MK GOT INTO THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES AGAIN. *terrified*
L: *distracted by the quarter pony rides in the middle of the mall* *looks up while climbing on the machine and popping in a quarter* You know where the tranq gun is.
B: *sighs* Do I have to do everything myself? *remembers* Oh! I can get the newb to do it. OH ASHLEY...
A: *glares* I'm not shooting MK with a tranq dart.
MK: JINGLE BELLS LEO SMELLS AND BECCA ATE A TURTLE
PW: She's murdering Christmas. Make her stop.
B: *looks at the turtle she'd been eating* *tries to hide it*
L: *riding his quarter pony* I'M BUSY. *hugs the pony* *whispers* they won't rip me away from you. I love you gingerbread. *has named the pony*
B: Ashley you're the newb thus you have to shoot Maria with the tranq dart. *shoves her toward MK* DO IT.
A: *whimpers* but last time I did it I woke up naked in an alley robbed blind!
B: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, that's why you're doing it. No one wants to see me naked.
MK: *drags Leo off of the pony ride* Come on Leo we're going Christmas shopping!
L: *sobs* NO NO NO GINGERBREAD. *follows his girlfriend, weeping*
MK: *skips towards a store* I like books.
L: Yeah?
MK: Yeah! Buy me books okay?
L: Um, okay. *scans mall for mistletoe* *bummed out when he doesn't find any*
MK: *goes into a clothing store* *comes out in a new outfit*
L: *whistles* You look hot.
MK: *eats a cookie*
B: *in line to sit on Mall Santa's lap* *softly singing rudolph the red nose reindeer*
A: *disposing of the tranq gun* *hides it in a wrapped present*
PW: *browsing a bookstore looking for new titles*
MK: *riding on Leo's back*
L: *back is breaking* Hey MK, how about we stop for a quick break? *has downloaded the mistletoe app on his Leo phone*
MK: *sees book store* NO WE MUST GO IN AND BUY BOOKS. *insistent*
L: *sighs*
MK: *Running around speed reading books*
L: *sits down and begins to write a Christmas card to his Aunt Rosa and the rest of his rotten family* *crumples it up and sighs, feeling lonely*
MK: *appears in Leo's lap* Ya know... *smiles slyly*
L: What?
MK: Baby all I want for Christmas is you... *sings*
L: *grins* *kisses her* *no mistletoe needed*
B: *gags* Ewwwwww. *sad* I wish I had a boyfriend... *looks around* *grabs random guy's hand* *sings to tune of Do you wanna build a snowman* Do you wanna be my boyfriend?
Random guy: No...
B: *drops his hand and goes to sit in Mall santa's lap*
Mall Santa: Yes little girl? *asks skeptically*
B: Mall Santa I want a boyfriend for christmas okay?
Mall Santa: *calls security*
PW: *buying up disney movies for a marathon at the studio*
L: *picks out the movies How to train your Dragon and How to train your Dragon two*
MK: *licking a lollipop solemnly*
H6: *writes a christmas letter to reviewers* Dear Reviewers, we really love you, you're the best. And yes, Ashley is rarely in this because I barely know her sorry if you love her, but I don't know if you do because she's been in one episode and the one reviewer was... Ashley.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, We love all of you, please review, go help the economy by going Christmas shopping, watch Guardians of the Galaxy because Yaka arrows are literally the best... Um yeah, that's pretty much it.
Also, listen to Owl city and Relient K who sadly are not sponsors.
Oh! And if you want to sponsor our show go for it because that would be cool and we would mention you at the end. :D All you have to do is mention our show in your stories and we'll mention your stories in our show. Yay sharing!
MK: This is getting boring. Hugs shut up. *eats a cookie* *yawns*
PW: MK's crashing. Leo we should leave.
A: I want a cookie...
MK: NO ONE EATS MY COOKIES EVER- *crashes*
A: *eats one of her cookies*
L: *takes MK back to the studio*
B: *outlawed from the mall for flirting with one of Santa's elves*
PW: *pops in a disney movie* We're marathoning baby! *grins*
L: YAYYYY
MK: *in her sleep* Merry Christmas! *mumbles sleepily* Leo's my fluffy baby...
Too lazy to write out credits again, but Owl city's other christmas song, which came out today, Kiss me babe it's Christmastime is playing. So yeah.