Author's Note: I'm back!

I didn't have time to update over spring break, but the good news is that I wrote three chapters during the break and I got a laptop (during winter quarter). Now that I'm out for the summer, I will continue the story.

Thank you so much for the favorites, follows, and for being patient. And those who reviewed thank you to:

Michael: Thank you so much, enjoy.

Mpowers045- Thanks, enjoy.

Dinosaur Imperial Soldier- Yes, I heard about Carrie Fisher and her mom; God bless their souls. I hope you enjoy this new chapter.

Light Seeker 001- I'm sorry, it crossed my mind to use that deleted scene but I wasn't sure where it would fit into the story.

So, read on, leave a review, and have a ball.

Chapter 14

Eddie and Linda kept following Jessica's car all the way to a tunnel, a straight shot to Toon town.

Jessica kept on driving while Eddie stopped the car.

He and Linda get out of the car. As they approached the dark tunnel, they stop feeling a wave of anxiety. For this would be the first time since Teddy's untimely demise; they've been in Toon town.

"Lindy, this calls for secret weapons," Eddie breaks the silence.

Linda nodded in agreement.

They go to the blue vehicle. Eddie opens a box revealing a toon gun- a thank you gift from Yosemite Sam.

The Valiants smiled as Eddie takes the weapon out. Linda pulls back a lid revealing six toon bullets, sound asleep and snoring.

"Rise and shine boys, wakey, wakey." She drawled.

"What…" The first bullet started to say.

"What in the Sam Hill…" Another bullet said.

"Eddie and Linda Valiant!" A third bullet exclaimed. "Well, you two are a sight for sore eyes."

"I ain't seen you two tonight onto five years."

"Where ya been?"

"Nowhere," Linda answered.

"Drunk," Eddie replied.

"Feeling frisky tonight fellas?" He asked.

"Yeah!" The bullets said in unison with enthusiasm.

"Let's go," said Eddie.

"Hop on in," said Linda.

One by one, they jumped inside the pistol.

Eddie closes it.

Taking a bottle of liquor out from his pocket, the private eye pulls the cork off and spits it out. He's about to take a swig, but stops.

"You're not gonna drink that?" Linda questioned.

"No," Eddie said, shaking his head.

He had turned to alcohol to help with the pain of losing Teddy. However, Eddie felt he longer needed the booze.

He empties the bottle.

"Throw it in the air and I'll shoot it," Eddie instructed his sister.

"Got it," The brunette agreed.

She takes the bottle and threw it up in the air.

BANG!

Eddie fires the first bullet, which let out an Indian yell and broke the glass with an ax.

Once the siblings were inside, Eddie starts the engine and they go in.

As the automobile approached Toon town's entrance, a red curtain pulls up and music starts blaring.

"Smile darn ya, smile;" Toon characters started to sing.

Linda grinned, thinking about the happy memories of the place; while Eddie just frowned a bit.

"You know this old world is a great world after all,

Smile darn ya smile,

And right away watch lady luck pay you a call

Things are never black as they are painted

Time for you and joy to acquainted"

"Hi Eddie, hi Linda!" Three humming birds greeted the duo.

"Hi Eddie, hi Linda!"

"Bye Eddie and Linda,"

"Look out!" Linda warned.

But it was too late. Eddie crashed into the back of Jessica's car.

He and Linda get out.

The streets of Toon town were busy and bustling. Toons went about their ways, place to place.

As Eddie peeked inside the vehicle, he bumped his head and toon birds appeared; flying around.

"Get out of here," Eddie snapped swatting a bird.

"Look there she is," Linda pointed at a shadow figure of Roger Rabbit's wife standing in a hotel room.

In the lobby, Eddie pushed an elevator button.

The doors open to reveal Droopy Dog wearing a concierge uniform.

"Going up sir and ma'am," He said in his trademark monotone voice.

Linda goes in with Eddie behind. However, he didn't watch his step, he falls.

"Mind the step sir," Droopy advised.

"Hold on sir and ma'am," He closed the elevator doors.

Pulling the lever, the elevator goes up and the detectives become pancakes.

Finally, they reached the floor.

"Your floor sir and ma'am," Droopy announced.

The doors open. Linda and Eddie tumbled out.

"Have a good day sir and ma'am," The cartoon dog said, closing the doors.

Both Eddie and Linda peeked in the keyhole. They saw Jessica holding up an article of clothing.

"Bingo," said Linda.

"Gotcha," said Eddie.

The door opens. The red head turns around.

"A man!"

Unfortunately, it's not Jessica. Instead, it's Lena Hyena- a love crazy ugly toon.

"Whoops," Linda muttered.

Lena starts charging towards Eddie, puckering up her lips.

Quickly, the siblings get away, closing the door.

Lena breaks the door down.

"You hoo, lover boy!" She called. "It's Lena Hyena!"

"Split up!" Eddie yelled as he went into the men's room (not realizing it's out of order) and Linda headed for the stairs.

Linda jumped on the rail and slides all the way down, screaming and hollering. She finally reached the lobby and ran outside.

Meanwhile, just when Eddie thought he was safe from Lena; he saw the bathroom was gone.

Screaming in terror, Eddie falls until he caught hold of a pole with a bird nest.

Tweety Bird walks over.

"Oh look, piddies!" Tweety exclaimed.

"Hi Tweety," said Eddie.

"This twiddle piddy went to market," The canary starts prying away Eddie's fingers.

Eddie's smile disappeared once he realized what Tweety was doing.

"This twiddle piddy stayed home,"

"No," said Eddie.

"This twiddle piddy had roast beef,"

"And this twiddle piddy had…" Tweety pulls away the last finger.

Eddie falls screaming.

"Uh oh, ran out of piddies;" said Tweety.

Eddie growls in frustration until he encounters Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny.

"Eh, what's up doc?" Bugs asked. "Jumping without a parachute?"

"Kind of dangerous, ain't it?"

"Yeah," Eddie agreed.

"You could get killed, ha!" Mickey pointed out.

"You guys got a spare?" Eddie inquired.

"Bugs does," Mickey responded.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, but I don't think you want it." Bugs warned.

"I do, I do. Give it to me," Eddie insisted.

"Gee, better let him have it Bugs." Mickey advised.

"OK doc, whatever you say;" Bugs replied. "Here's the spare," He hands it to Eddie.

"Thank you," The private eye accepts as Mickey and Bugs opened their own parachute.

When Eddie opens the bag, it's not a parachute. Instead it's a spare!

"Ah no!" Eddie yelled. The tire slips and he fell screaming.

"Aw poor fella," Mickey commented.

"Yeah, ain't I a stinker?" Bugs asked.

Eddie kept falling until he fell in Lena Hyena's arms.

"My man!" She gives him a wet kiss on the cheek, and then Eddie pulls away.

He rolls around on the ground and bumped into his sister.

"Linda, thank God!" Eddie sounded relieved.

"Hi," said the brunette.

"Come to Lena!" The ginger haired toon charged towards the siblings.

"Quick Lindy, act fast;"

"They got up and pulled the tape up, splitting it and lured Lena to a brick wall.

Lena ran head first into a wall, splat and flat.

"And stay there," Linda smirked.

"Toons, gets them every time." Eddie commented.

The detectives heard footsteps. They turned the corner and went down a dark alley. Eddie pulls out his gun.

A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it!

In the next chapter, Eddie and Linda confront Jessica who tells them about the real culprit behind Acme and Maroon's murder. They get a ride from Benny and wind up captured by Doom and his henchmen.

More soon!