Akatsuki Cats? Say what now?

Rest of chapter Two and Chapter Three.

Me: Yeah I got the rest of chapter Two up –Is doing a little happy dance-

Tobi: Oh can Tobi join the happy dance?

Me: Only if you do the disclaimer Tobi.

Tobi: OK Valkary does not own Naruto or its characters, She also does not own any OC`s use besides Kuro and Murasaki. She does own the plot, the jokes she may use, and her OC`s Kuro and Murasaki.

Me: Yay thank you Tobi.

Chapter 2: Naming the Kittens Cont.

From previously posted Chapter Two

~Kuro`s POV~

We pulled into the parking lot for the pet store but before I got out I asked Mura "Hey Mura did you come up with names for the cats?" "Yup I sure did but I didn`t come up with one for the cat you wanted so that you could name it." "Alright well let's go." When we entered the store we headed straight for the cat isle picking up a cart on the way there. Once we got there we picked up a large bag of cat food, 10 collars, a litter box and some cat litter, along with a few toys. Once we got to the checkout line we were greeted by a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. As soon as we got checked out she kindly asked. "Hey um would you like me to help you guys with all that stuff by the way my name`s Kimberly nice to meet you." "Sure and by the way my name`s Kuro Hōseki and this is my sister Murasaki it`s nice to meet you." On our way back to the car I realized we forgot something. "Mura we forgot to get the tags for the cats collars." "Oh well I guess we`ll just have to go back in and get them than won`t we."

Newly done rest of Chapter Two

Kuro`s POV

After Kimberly, Mura, and I put the supplies in the van we headed back into the store with the collars. "So Mura did ya come up with any names for the cats yet?" "Yup I sure did, but did you come up with a name for your cat." "Yup and it means demon shark in Japanese." "Kisame why are you going to name the cat that?" "Because he looks like a shark and demons are kickass." "OHHH that makes sense." By the time we finished our conversation we arrived at the tag station. "Alright Mura go ahead and get the tags." "Okay, then we can go home with our new friends." "Hey Kim would you like to join us after your shift, I want to thank you for being so nice." I offered to her "Sure actually before you guys showed up I was about to close up the shop so right after you guys are done getting the tags we can go." "Cool hey do you watch anime or read manga?" "Yeah I do my favorite show so far is Naruto what about you?" "Same here so do you like the good guy or the S-ranked badasses?" I said with a large grin plastered on my face. "Duh the S-ranked badasses also your face the grin you have it looks like one Kisame would have!" She said while laughing. "Alright I got the tags Kuro can I have the cats back please." She said holding all ten of the collars in her hands "Mura just carry the collars back to the car and when we get back to the car you can put them in the bag and then you can take the cats, Ok." After I said that Mura pouted but agreed none the less. "Fine well let's go." We got out of the store and waited for Kimberly to lock up the store then we headed out to the van. We got to the van put the collars in the bags of cat stuff and got in the van I handed the cats to Mura then started up the car then headed home.

End of Chapter Two

Me: Yeah that`s pretty much all for that chapter.

Hidan: What the hell! Kisame`s the only one that got their pet name reviled what about us Damn it.

Me: Well too bad so fucking sad now shut the fuck up and wait till chapter three you asshat!

Hidan: -Is stunned-...

Kakuzu: -Was there the whole conversation- Damn you just made even Hidan shut up.

Me: Whatever anyway readers please review and tell me what you think about the story so far.

Akatsuki Cats? Say what now?

Chapter Three: Reviling of the Names.

Review of last chapter

"Hey Kim would you like to join us after your shift, I want to thank you for being so nice." I offered to her "Sure actually before you guys showed up I was about to close up the shop so right after you guys are done getting the tags we can go." "Cool hey do you watch anime or read manga?" "Yeah I do my favorite show so far is Naruto what about you?" "Same here so do you like the good guy or the S-ranked badasses?" I said with a large grin plastered on my face. "Duh the S-ranked badasses also your face the grin you have it looks like one Kisame would have!" She said while laughing. "Alright I got the tags Kuro can I have the cats back please." She said holding all ten of the collars in her hands "Mura just carry the collars back to the car and when we get back to the car you can put them in the bag and then you can take the cats, Ok." After I said that Mura pouted but agreed none the less. "Fine well let's go." We got out of the store and waited for Kimberly to lock up the store then we headed out to the van. We got to the van put the collars in the bags of cat stuff and got in the van I handed the cats to Mura then started up the car then headed home.

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Chapter Three start

Me: Alright! Chapter Three here we are. –Is smiling like a moron for I`m just that happy.-

Deidara: Hey ummm Kisame come here I may need your help here.

Kisame: What are you talking about Dei...dara? What the hell did you or Tobi do to her?

Me: Huh oh no I`m just happy.

Deidara: And that reason is why?

Me: Because I finally have chapter three done and Kisame-san can you please do the disclaimers.

Kisame: Sure, Alright Valkary does not own any OC`s used in this story other than Murasaki and Kuro. She also owns the plot and any jokes she may write in this story.

Me: Thank you Kisame-san now STORY START!

Story Start

We arrived back at the house with Kimberly and the new cats. After getting the stuff out of the car and into the house with Kim`s help of course we settled down on the couch to give the cats their collars. "So what did ya name the cats Mura?" "Here let me get the collars and put them on the cats them then you can see what I named them." "Alright but give me my cat and his collar before you do all that." And with that Mura walked off only to come back a few minutes later with both the cat and his collar "Here`s ya cat though I almost lost an arm trying to get him out of the box." "Why do ya say that, what happened?" "Because the silver cat in that box tried ta take my arm off when I tried ta get your cat." and after she said that she handed me the cat and his collar. Setting the cat on my lap I put the collar on the cat only to get an angry growl from said cat. "Oh hush I ain`t gonna hurt ya so calm your shit and lay there got it." As soon as I said that the cat gave me a look of shock if cats even could do that but remained in my lap as the rest of the kittens walked in with their new collars with their names on them. "So what ya name the cats?" "Sure."

*30 minutes later*

Kuro`s POV

"It took you thirty minutes to tell us 10 cat names." I said while sitting there trying not to laugh once more at the name she gave those poor cats "Well sorry that you two lost it and burst out laughing when I gave you their names." "Sorry Mura but they were pretty funny."

Kisame`s POV

I was still on this girls lap while laughing my ass off at the names the others were given while the others just glared at me. "What`s so damn funny Fish boy?" Hidan screamed his anger obviously getting the best of him. "Hidan just be glad we were taken in by these two girls." Kakuzu said to the immortal man which just seemed to anger said man even more. "Why should I fucking care that some bitches decided to pick us up off the street because they think that we were pathetic cats!" "Silence all of you!" Leader-Sama barked (lol and their cats) out getting everyone to immediately shut up and listen to what he said. "Hey you ok there Kisa your all tense?" The girl Kuro I believe that was her name said while petting my head only then did I realize how tense I became after Leader-Sama yelled. I relaxed which made the girl look away yet she still petted my head in a soft and gentle manner resulting in me unwillingly start to purr at the touch. "Hey fish stick ya know your purring right." Hidan said while snickering "I don`t really care Hidan so shut up." I was starting to get irritated with him and his smart-ass remarks.

Kuro`s POV

"Hey maybe we should get some food does pancakes sound alright for breakfast?" I asked while looking at both Kim and Mura "Sure what about you Kim, Kuro`s cooking is awesome you should try it." "Alright that sounds really nice to me."

Time skip

Breakfast was made and eaten; everyone enjoyed the pancakes including the cats. For a while we just sat around and watched T.V until Kim had to leave. "Bye Kim, also you can come by whenever you like." I called out the door as Kim left surprisingly she only happened to live two houses down from us. "Sure have a good day with ya cats, See ya later."

End

Me:Yeah I know I didn`t say the other cats names so here is a list of the names.

Itachi: Midnight

Sasori: Ruby

Deidara: Sunshine (lol)

Hidan: Quicksilver

Kakuzu: Stich

Konan: Hime

Pein: Peirce

Tobi: Energy

Kisame: Kisame

Me: Yup not the most creative names I know but it`s the only thing I could come up with.

Kuro: We know we took a while on this but the authoress was losing inspiration and getting writers block constantly.

Me: Yeah but I regained ma inspiration by watching all of the Naruto episodes with the Akatsuki in them, Also I apologize for any OOC-ness that may have happened in the story. And like I said in the beginning I do not own Naruto or its characters also I do not own Kim she belongs to LessThanThreeAkatsuki.