Akatsuki Cat`s? Say what now?!

Recap:

Kuro`s POV

"It took you thirty minutes to tell us 10 cat names." I said while sitting there trying not to laugh once more at the name she gave those poor cats "Well sorry that you two lost it and burst out laughing when I gave you their names." "Sorry Mura but they were pretty funny."

Kisame`s POV

I was still on this girls lap while laughing my ass off at the names the others were given while the others just glared at me. "What`s so damn funny Fish boy?" Hidan screamed his anger obviously getting the best of him. "Hidan just be glad we were taken in by these two girls." Kakuzu said to the immortal man which just seemed to anger said man even more. "Why should I fucking care that some bitches decided to pick us up off the street because they think that we were pathetic cats!" "Silence all of you!" Leader-Sama barked (lol and their cats) out getting everyone to immediately shut up and listen to what he said. "Hey you ok there Kisa your all tense?" The girl Kuro I believe that was her name said while petting my head only then did I realize how tense I became after Leader-Sama yelled. I relaxed which made the girl look away yet she still petted my head in a soft and gentle manner resulting in me unwillingly start to purr at the touch. "Hey fish stick ya know your purring right." Hidan said while snickering "I don`t really care Hidan so shut up." I was starting to get irritated with him and his smart-ass remarks.

Kuro`s POV

"Hey maybe we should get some food does pancakes sound alright for breakfast?" I asked while looking at both Kim and Mura "Sure what about you Kim, Kuro`s cooking is awesome you should try it." "Alright that sounds really nice to me."

Time skip

Breakfast was made and eaten; everyone enjoyed the pancakes including the cats. For a while we just sat around and watched T.V until Kim had to leave. "Bye Kim, also you can come by whenever you like." I called out the door as Kim left surprisingly she only happened to live two houses down from us. "Sure have a good day with ya cats, See ya later."

Recap End:

Me: Yay I finally finished this chapter!

Hidan: Took you long enough bitch.

Me: ... KISAME! HIDAN`S BEING AN ASS AGAIN!

Kisame: Well it did take you forever to finish this chapter Val.

Me: Well sorry why don`t you try working on five projects at once because they are all due on the same fucking day.

Kisame: ... Damn, but anyways Valkary does not own Naruto, the Characters, or Kimberly (she belongs to LessThanThreeAkatsuki.)

Me: But I do own Murasaki, Kuro, and the plot.

Akatsuki Cats? Say what now?!

Chapter 4: The Chaotic morning`s lessons: Lesson 1

Kuro`s POV

Crash "Hey Energy don`t do that if you break something Kuro`s gonna kill me!" Bang 'and that would be the door to my bedroom flying off of its hinges and across the room into the wall. "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MAKEING SUCH A COMOTION I AM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP DAMNIT!" I stood there in the door frame with irritation written all over my face. Mura looks at me with embarrassment over what just happened while the cats looked shocked and were still.

Kisame`s POV

"Damn never knew a woman that could yell like that." "Hidan shut up." All I could think was 'Damn.' as the Kuro girl stood there with rage and irritation rolling off of her. "Mura why don`t you tell me what happened to the kitchen that you are banned from?" She asked her sister who was looking down in embarrassment. "Well I wanted to make you breakfast but when I got all of the stuff out Energy tried to see what I was doing and in the proses knocked over the mixing bowl." "And..." "And well then he freaked out and started running around the kitchen and almost broke you favorite vase." "The one with the sharks on it?" "Yeah that one." Kuro looked down at Tobi who was pawing at her legs which had caused her to smirk and then pick up the flour and egg covered cat. "So you're the one that caused all this alright then Mura go give him a bath while I clean this up then we`ll go out and pick up breakfast alright." "Ok!" And with that Mura took Tobi and shot up the stairs leaving the rest of us with the other girl who went to the kitchen.

Kuro`s POV

Signing as I looked around the flour and egg covered kitchen I picked up the fallen mixing bowl and started to clean the kitchen up. I was about halfway done when I felt like I was being watched so I turned around to see the rest of the cat`s minus the one Mura had staring at me from the counter top. 'Well that`s not creepy at all.' "Is there something you cats need?" I asked not really excepting an answer but surprisingly receiving one. `Did my cats' just freaking nod at me! WTF!' "Well then what do you want?" after I said that I had a feeling I would be regretting what I just said because the cats` all jumped off of the counter and try to on the table (which I hadn`t cleaned off yet)in which they then proceeded to smash into the egg and flour that covered the table. "DA HELL MAN!"

Akatsuki`s POV

"DA HELL MAN!" The akatsuki watched as the woman in front of them began to freak out over their flour and egg covered bodies. "Ya think she`s mad? Well no duh dipshit because now she has to give us a bath!" "Will you two shut the fuck up this shit is entertaining." Thwack "OWWW! Damn it that fucking hurt you damn miser!" As Hidan launched himself in the air in an attempt to attack Kakuzu he was suddenly snatched in midair by the woman who then proceeded to furiously shake him. "Attack him and screw up my kitchen anymore and you will find yourself in a vet`s office about to be castrated do you understand me bitch." "Holy shit this woman is fucking insane!"

Kuro`s POV

"Now we need to take you upstairs to get a bath as well cuz you are not walking around my house like that." Heading up the stairs to the bathroom Mura was in I hear a large crash and instantly I dropped all of the cats` and sprinted up the stairs to where Mura was and all I could think was 'Please don`t tell me they found us I can`t let Mura get hurt again I couldn't bear the idea of her being hurt again!'

Chapter end

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kisame: Ok defiantly no more sugar for you late at night.

Me: But Kisame-san I need sugar!

Kisame: No.

Me: Fine... well anyways stay tuned for the next chapter and find out what happened to Mura!

Kuro: She will be ok right?

Me: That`s for me to know and for you to find out. Here are the cat name`s so you don`t forget `em.

Itachi: Midnight

Sasori: Ruby

Deidara: Sunshine

Hidan: Quicksilver

Kakuzu: Stich

Konan: Hime

Pein: Peirce

Tobi: Energy

Kisame: Kisame

Zetzu: Oreo