Hello! After how long, two months?

Anyways, in return for the long waiting (in my opinion, anyways) and a change of course, here's a 7,000 word or more chapter!

I don't own Pokemon, now let's just enjoy this chapter!

"Hello everyone!" I greeted at the vic-uh…

…

Let me get back to you on that sentence. Moving on, I greeted the dexholders, and immediately jumped back out of reflex because their stares…

Half of them looked like they're ready to kill me and ship me to cannibals, a quarter of them looked like they were sent to hell (I honestly could say that that's close enough to this show's description according to them), and only one person was actually looking excited.

A hundred percent of them looked like they haven't slept.

At all.

"Well…uh…how's your first night together?" I asked, trying to break the awkward (and slightly scary) moment. That was obviously the wrong thing to do because they just started to break out in multiple responses.

"It was horrible!"

"It was cramped!"

"It was awkward!"

"It was dirty and messy and *being called etc. due to the rambles*" (I'm pretty sure you can guess who says this)

"It was scary!"

"It was weird."

"I'm gonna kill you."

"It's a taste of hell."

"It was the night of no sleep."

"It's was wonderful!"

Everyone stopped their rambling and stared at the oddball. Namely, Lil' Miss Blue. Blue returned the stares. "What? It's true."

"Sorry, but I don't follow." Gold said. Yellow yawned. Since she's already prone to sleepiness, a night without sleep is really taking the toll. "Okay…" I nodded slowly. "What happened…?"

"You know EXACTLY what happened!" most of the boys and girls yelled at me. I jumped up a little from the sudden noise. "No, no I don't." I furiously shook my head while still staring at them. "But I suppose I don't need an answer to know what the general sense is…"

They just glared at me. Except for Blue and Yellow, who is either grinning with satisfaction or is about to pass out on the ground from being sleep deprived, respectively.

"Uh…okay…let's move on and I'll go get something for Yellow since she's looks like she's about to pass out." I said, slowly turning around before rushing to get something, anything that seems like it could help Yellow and it wasn't like I was trying to avoid them. I found a cold water bottle and hoped it would suffice. I zoomed back (as slowly as possible) to the front entrance and just showered Yellow with ice cold water. She gasped and her eyes snapped open as she coughed and sputtered.

"Oops, sorry."

"*cough* It's *cough* okay-" Yellow tried to say before her voice cracked and she was back to coughing again. Blue patted Yellow's back as an attempt to help her. Everyone else just stared. "So…" I said, trying to act as casual as I can. "Let's just go in and get on with the event, okay?"

I led them towards the building. "Whoa." Sapphire said. What was once an empty warehouse is now a building sized board game, complete with square blocks, a pair of dice the height of an average human, some spots where there are directions like 'go back two spaces' or…whatever an average board game has.

"I thought we were supposed to watch a movie." Red said. "Actually, it's a react video, but we are currently filming it right now since the flight got postponed and now we're going to do something a reviewer wanted us to try: An obstacle course!" I explained. "Already?" Crystal said in surprise. "You sure you weren't just procrastinating again?" Silver said. I flinched. Bulls eye

Gold looked around until he found the nearest camera with the camera man and marched straight towards it. "Hey you! Gal with the review! Give me your number so I can beat the crap out of you!" he yelled at the camera.

Language. I thought out of reflex. A staff member sweatdropped and whispered to me, "Should I tell him?" He asked, talking about the controversy of that shout out.

I looked at Gold who continued to keep shouting more threats until Crystal gutted him with her leg. "Nah, he wouldn't care." I answered back.

"You said 'gal'. What if it's a guy?" Emerald asked. "Nah, this seems like something only a psychopathic female can think of." Gold answered after thinking a bit.

"Ouch." I said. Does he even know what a psychopathic person is?

"What's a psychopathic person?" Yellow asked me. "I was thinking the same thing." I said.

A shout out to reviewers:

Please don't be discouraged by our guest's action,

We will do all that we can to protect you from any haters as well as idiots

If you need help for a threat, please call us and we will bring backup immediately

If you need help for an idiot, just call Professor Oak and he'll bring Crystal towards your address

If you need help for stalkers, flirters, and the like, just call one of the kitchen supply stores and buy a metal frying pan

If you know what a psychopathic person is, please call Ani or write it in the review (We recommend writing a review because Ani answers her phone 1% of the time)

Thank you for your time (is this even supposed to be here?)

"How did you do all of this in a day?" Ruby said, eyeing the not so clean friendly props some of the staff members are carrying. "Plus a night." I added. "Where's the obstacles? All I see is a giant sized board game." Emerald said. "It's within the board game!" I said cheerfully. "Huh?"

"And? What are the rules?" Blue asked, getting pumped up. "Greenie? Where are you going?" She added in an extra sweet voice as she turned around and saw that Green is walking out the door. Green stopped and turned to Blue with a weirded out look. "Greenie?"

"That will be your nickname from now on." Blue said. "Pesky woman." Green grumbled. Silver watched the exchange of comments before kicking Gold who's on the floor again. This time, Gold was awake. "OW! What the-! What was that for?" Gold asked, clutching his stomach. "I already have SSG's punishment, I don't need another!"

"Sorry, my foot slipped." Silver said with an expressionless face. "Sorry?! Your foot slipped?!" Gold shot straight up and yelled indignantly. "Okay! Enough chit chat!" I clapped my hands to get everyone's attention. "Green, you're staying here if you want to continue living." I said with my back turned to him. I heard Green grumbled about something, but I ignored it. "Let me explain the rules-"

"Win or die." Silver interrupted. "Not quite." I said, glaring at him. "You are going to be in pairs-"

"We're going to have to partner up with the opposite gender." Green predicted. I glared at him. "Correct, now let me finish." I hissed. "I have another hat with your names and we're going to get your pairs from there." I lifted up another tall hat that's orange. "I believe we're going to have several events where everyone has to participate at the same time so you might have to wait during certain times. Capisce?"

"No." several said automatically.

Note:

Ani isn't the best explainer of all times

"Well, it'll make sense when we get started." I replied. "Apparently, first we have a cooking contest thingy where we have one person in each pair cook a meal complete with side dishes and a drink, hidden in the curtains. The other people will be seated on mini tables and wait until the food's ready. You'll be presented by the meal and you need to guess who cooked it. I have no idea where this is going but as long as you swallow every single bite and guess correctly, you may move on. If you guess incorrectly within two tries, you're out."

Anyone else thinks this is a KO event?

"Then you'll be rolling those giant dice and basically move how many steps the numbers add up in total. Each time you stop there will be some sort of something you need to do. There are things where you don't have to do anything and move more spaces or go backwards. There might also be some where you take a penalty. Questions?"

Almost everyone raised their hand.

"Can we not participate?"

"No."

"What if we die?"

"We are not responsible for any deaths."

"What if we drown?"

"We have a lifeguard." I pointed to a guy who has the lifeguard uniform. How does he know we have a water event? Oh right, the lifeguard. Then this question is redundant anyways!

"What happens if we win?"

"You get to dare any three people to do whatever for three days. In other words, 72 hours of having three slaves."

"And if we lose?"

"Either be the slave or do a dare."

"I refuse to be filthy!"

"*shrugs* your life."

"That's harsh."

"Just being honest."

"Can we leave?"

"No."

"This is stupid."

"Sorry for not putting much thought aside from the one the reviewer thought of."

"Who is this reviewer?"

"Pikaree1. Why?"

"Damn you Pikaree1!"

"This is a waste of time."

"I know. But I never said I was a good host."

"Good news!"

"What?"

"You guys get to have a break!"

"What kind of break?"

"Uh…a feast for dinner?"

"Assuming we're alive."

"Silver, for the sake of life, be more positive."

"Let's see…" I put my hand in the hat and took out a piece of paper. "Blue and…" I reached for another one. "We're picking pairs already?" Red said. "Gold." I said, reading off the piece of paper. "NO!" Blue shouted. "Yes!" Gold said at the same time. "There must be some mistake!" Blue whined. "Sorry!" I shrugged. "Can we trade partners?" Blue asked hopefully. "No." I said.

"Next is Crystal and…"

"I demand a replay!"

"We're not in a game!"

"Actually we are but…"

"Emerald!" I said. "Congratulations!"

"Alright!" Emerald said. "Next is Green and…Sapphire!"

Everyone stared at the weird combo. "Okay…next one." I said, getting another piece of paper. "Yellow and…Ruby!"

"Are you okay?" Yellow sweatdropped as she asked at her junior, who was crying over how his life is over when his clothes are dirty.

"I guess that leaves with Silver and Red…but…" I looked at the review. "…it's not a boy and girl pairing."

"You can cross dress-oompf!" Gold got punched in the stomach again by Silver. "Why me…" Gold rasped as he staggered to the ground.

"Haha…let's do our best okay?" Red said, his hand out for a handshake. Silver looked at Red for a while until he nodded cautiously.

"I think you're supposed to shake his hand." I whispered loudly. "I know that." Silver said, his face looking as if saying, "You think I'm dumb or something?".

Despite that exchange of glares, he still left Red hanging, if I'm using the phrase correctly.

"Well, let's…start! Finally!" I said. "Can we please trade partners?" Blue begged me. "Sorry, no."

"I'm going to die before I even start."

"Still no."

"Is teaming up with me that bad?" Gold asked to no one in particular. "Yes." Crystal, Silver, and Blue said. "Horribly yes."

"Ruby?" Yellow asked again after Ruby went through 20 packs of travel tissues. "Ignore 'im. He's a wuss." Sapphire said. "Besides, you might not have to participate in this…game." Red added. "I just feel sorry for the trees that's wasted for the tears." I commented.

"MY LIFE IS RUINED!" Ruby said dramatically. Everyone just stayed quiet, unsure what to do. "…Start the game already guys!" I told the staff members.

"NO!"

"We're already behind as it is." I said. "Better late than never, right?"

"NO!"

And then we were teleported to another dimension.

"What?" Sapphire looked around the sudden different room. "This is basically the inner dimension (as I like to call it) of the board game! You are currently on the starting point." I said like I'm sort of tour guide. "Nice…kitchen?" Blue said as she went behind the curtains. We were currently in a room with a curtain separating the room in half and tables with chairs from where we are.

"Complete with ingredients and a working stove, I see." Green said as he inspected the kitchen side. "So who's doing the taste testing and who's doing the cooking?" Crystal said.

"The cookers will be Gold, Emerald, Sapphire, Ruby, and Red." I replied. And right on cue, chef hats appeared on the said people. "What the-!" Gold said as aprons appears too. "Magic for time saving reasons!" I said happily. "Now get behind the curtain and start cooking! The rest of you just sit and wait."

While the cookers enter to the kitchen side, Crystal realized something. "Wait, how many of them can actually cook?"

Everyone else stayed quiet as the realization hit in. "We're going to die!" Blue said dramatically. Green glared at me. "Are you trying to kill us right now?"

"No!" I said. "I just picked the second people in each pair from how I chose the partners! Don't look at me like that, you saw me with your own two eyes!"

"Can Ruby cook?" Yellow asked Crystal. "I don't know. I doubt it though, since he's really picky about…his clothes…"

Silver sighed. "This is going to be a looong day…"

In the Kitchen Area

"Okay, so Ruby, what do we do?" Emerald asked. "Why are you asking me?" Ruby said curiously, pointing at himself. "Well, I don't know how to cook, don't you?" Ruby shook his head. Emerald stared at him. "Uh oh." Emerald said finally.

"Just here to see what's up." I said as I popped my head in the kitchen area. "Ani! Good timing!" Sapphire grinned. "How do ya work this thing?" she pointed to the stove. "You obviously turn the knob to start cooking." Ruby said. Sapphire just glared at Ruby. "Oh yeah? Well, then, you cook then!"

"What are we supposed to make?" Red asked. I shrugged. "I dunno. Anything I guess. Why don't you do something since you guys don't seem to know how to do…complicated dishes."

I continue watching Sapphire, Emerald, and Gold figure out which things are which and letting Sapphire to figure out that the pot is for soup and not a ancient helmet.

"How can you not tell that's a cooking pot?"

"Shut it, Prissy Boy! How can you not tell that this dumb ol' thing is a pot and still don't know how to cook a lousy meal?!"

"Just because I know what a common object is doesn't mean I know how to use it properly."

"You can't use a cooking pot properly?" Red said. "That's easy, you just put water and vegetables inside and cook it over the fire." Emerald said. "See that? Even a little kid knows how to use a pot." Gold said. "I'm not a little kid!" Emerald said. "And that's not what I meant!" Ruby added.

"Well, I'll just be going now…" I said, not wanting to be part of the conversation. I slowly backed away but before I could complete my action, Ruby shouted, "Wait!"

"What?" I asked. "Teach us how to cook." They all answered. I sweatdropped. "I don't know how to cook either!"

"Ha! See, Sapphire?" Ruby said to Sapphire. "Ani doesn't know how to cook yet she knows what the kitchen utensils are used for!"

"So what?" Sapphire rolled her eyes. "She's weird!"

"Hey!"

"No offense."

"None taken." I said sarcastically. "So what are we supposed to do?" Gold questioned as he held up different sizes of pans. "You live in the wild, don't you do that rubbing the sticks together thingy to make food?" he asked to Sapphire. "I eat fruits and berries, there's no need to cook things." Sapphire answered. "What about fishing?" Emerald said. "I eat them raw."

Back in the Judging Area

The rest of the dexholders waited for me to come back. "What should we do?" Crystal asked, getting a bit bored. "We wait." Silver said simply. "I don't feel like waiting for my death meal." Blue said darkly. "Oh, come on…" Yellow said. "It can't be that bad…" she stopped when the rest stared at her. "…okay…maybe a little…" she said sheepishly.

"I'm going to see if there's a way out of this place. It could just be an illusion some psychic pokemon created." Green said, getting up. "But Greenie," Blue whined. "Don't call me Greenie." Green glared at Blue, who is unfazed. Silver watched them from the corner of his eye, but pretended he didn't care. "I don't wanna die!"

"I highly doubt you're actually afraid of this so called murderer." Green folded his arms. "True." Blue said, dropping the act. "But there's really no way out. For one thing, we don't have our pokemon. And this place doesn't seem to be created by an illusion."

"So you're suggesting we bow down and do whatever Ani says?"

"I never said that! I just think that we should wait and see what happens."

"Sorry, Blue, but I have to be on Green's side on this one." Crystal interrupted. "I don't see why we should try to kill ourselves without any resistance."

"Don't be such a drama queen." Blue said. "No, she's right, sis." Silver murmured. "We can actually die during this 'contest'. And this is just the tip of the top. There's still the whole board game event to do, not to mention countless others."

Suddenly they could hear a loud crash, as if a pile of pots and pans fell and the shatter of glasses, as well as a small trail of black smoke coming through the curtains…

"It's burning! Quick, take it out of the ove-"

"OW!"

"With a kitchen mitt, you dimwit!"

"Pray tell, but what in the name of Arceus is THAT?"

The judgers just listened, imagining what sort of trouble the cookers has done. "...okay…" Blue said after a while. "We might need to write our will a bit earlier BUT!"

The others were waiting for Blue to finish her sentence. She stayed silent. "…okay, you guys have a point." She said grudgingly.

Back to the Kitchen Area!

I stared at the supposedly rice ball. Sapphire stared at it. The rice ball doesn't look anything like a rice ball. You can't even see the grains, it's just a bunch of white substance rolled into a ball. The kitchen area, by the way, is scatter with a bunch of batter, flour, glass, pots and pans, etc. "It certainly is…an exact replica of another person's cooking but…" I stared at poor Red who decided to taste test it ("It can't be that bad…" my foot). Red is at the counter, green in the face and looked like he was about to die from food poisoning at any moment.

I looked at Ruby's who tried doing curry except that the curry looked like soup and the vegetables and pepper are arranged in a certain pattern and…well, it wasn't as bad as I thought but…

"You know you have to…you know…use a rice cooker because you know…the rice isn't supposed to be hard." I said. "But Gold was hogging it the whole time!" Ruby protested. "It was a rice cooker?" Gold said in surprise as he sat on the floor cross legged to see why the broken rice cooker broke when he tried to cook a watermelon inside it. Since when do you see people roasting watermelon anyways? "Yes Gold," I said exasperatedly.

I then inspected the burnt cookies. Well, it's really more like burnt cookie batter since someone added too much baking soda. I turned my head to stare at the huge kid sized clump of batter. "Emerald," I addressed the clump. "The recipe and measurements was right there." I gestured to the countertop where the cookbook though Emerald couldn't see it (his eyes were also covered in sticky cookie goo). "MMmmM." Emerald grumbled, trying to say something. I shook my head.

"Well…I guess we just have to present these…outcomes…but we need Red to make one again, since his fried rice is now stuck to the ceiling by Arceus knows how." I said, hands on my hips and I looked at the ceiling. "I thought that cliché was only supposed to happen when making pizza, not fried rice."

"By the way," I said as I took off the trash bin lid. "Who created this blob of colors? I think it's supposed to be jell-o but…it just looks like a replica of a rainbow colored Muk."

"Okay! We get it! We suck at this cookin' business!" Sapphire said. "Yeah, no need to criticize it like that." Gold nodded right before a big puff of smoke slammed into his face from the rice cooker. "Don't bother fixing it." Ruby said, looking at the random tools that are around Gold. "And we didn't even get to make the drinks."

"Just add water." I said. "Trust me, they need it."

A long time later (hey, I wasn't exactly timing them)

Green, Blue, Crystal, Silver, and Yellow stared at the blob of…Crystal took a sniff. "Cookie batter?" Crystal said. They were each presented by a bite sized amount of cookie batter on a clean white plate. Yellow glanced at the glass of water. It seems to be the only thing that's edible and is actually…a food (or drink). "This is a meal?" Blue said as she scooped the batter with a spoon and turned it upside down. Like it should be, I guess, it didn't fall down. "Be glad that we didn't give you the whole portion you guys were supposed to have." I grumbled next the line of the cookers who's standing in front of the judging tables.

"There is no way in hell that I am eating this." Silver said. Green nodded in agreement which would have been a surprise if the others weren't preoccupied about their life ending. "Oh come on, guys…it's not…that bad…" I tried to encourage them. "You hesitated." A staff member whispered. "Shut it, you're not helping." I snapped back with the corner of my mouth.

Yellow glanced at Silver as if waiting for him to eat. Silver caught her eye and glanced at Blue, who glanced at Green, who glanced at Crystal. Crystal just stared at the cookie batter as if trying to solve a complicated math problem.

"I knew it would be better if we didn't have to start cooking again." I muttered under my breath. They had insisted that they try to make it again, claiming that they got the hang of it after a while. As a result, they made worse things and Emerald's was really the most edible. And that most edible thing is the second cookie batter, which really, just made one of our staff members out of commission.

"Oh, what the heck." Crystal said finally and gulped. She grabbed her spoon and put the cookie batter into her mouth. Everyone stared at her while she slowly chewed. She made an uncomfortable face, and looked sideways a bit as if contemplating what's going to happen.

"You really don't have exaggerate your chewing." Blue said. "MmmMmmmMm." Crystal tried to say something but the cookie batter apparently stuck to her teeth. "It's like chewing very sticky or gooey gum, you HAVE to exaggerate it." I pointed out. "And you know that how?" Green asked. The cookers standing looked to the right and Green followed their gaze. The staff member who tried the cookie batter is half choking while other staff members try to help. Another staff member, who also tried the cookie batter, had two people try to pry his jaw open, since the cookie batter suddenly turned into super glue.

Green sweatdropped. "I don't really get it." He said. "You don't need to." I said. Blue stared at her portion of the batter. "I think I'm just going to forfeit, it's not worth it." Blue said. "But if you win this whole thing, you get to get three slaves for three days." I said. "I'm still not convinced." Blue crossed her arms and pouted. "I dunno…you really can get any other dexholder to do your bidding. You know, do housework, making dinner (that I don't recommend), pranks, dares, whatever you can think of…" I said sarcastically casually. "…" Blue looked at some of the cooking people, who gulped. Blue made a catty grin. Red, Gold, and Ruby gulped. Green sighed. Silver watched Crystal try to swallow the super chewy batter. Yellow silently prayed she will be alive for at least another 24 hours.

"I still think they're overacting. I mean, it's just cookie batter." A staff member said. "That's because you weren't there when I had several staff members help me and taste test some stuff." I answered, looking at the staff members who is forced to eat the original meals. One was green since he was blessed (read as cursed) with the rainbow colored muk, another was complaining about how he had to eat a watermelon that's now slush. "I hate watermelon!"

"At least you don't have to eat the cookie batter," another one mumbled. It turned out to be a cookie flavored gum, and it wasn't really that bad. "You both have the better end of this deal." A fourth staff member said. "I have to eat fried rice that's on the ceiling. Do you know how much bacteria there could be?"

The fifth one is happily munching on the soupy curry. The sixth stared at the fifth and sweatdropped. "That's delicious?"

"Better than the others."

"What's yours, anyways?" the one eating the fried rice asked. "I think it's supposed to be a rice ball but…" the sixth slammed a clever onto the 'riceball' and the blade of the clever broke into pieces. The rest just stared with a surprised face.

Crystal started to choke as the cookie batter got stuck on the way down and Yellow gave her some of her water. Crystal's was already finished.

To make things short, the other managed to eat theirs without dying (but their murdering stares are enough)

"So, who do you think cook it?" I asked. "It's Emerald." Crystal replied. Blue glanced at her. Okay, if Crystal chose Emerald…giving the fact that she should know Emerald the best…

"That's the right answer and you're going to pick the wrong partner, right?" I finished her thought for her. "ANI, STOP USING YOUR WRITER'S ABILITY!" Blue said. "Writer's ability, huh?" I repeated. "Never thought of it like that…or maybe I did…"

"Anyways, you're wrong." Blue said, trying to lie. "I want to pick the right answer so I can get three people to do my bidding! Oh ho ho!"

"Pesky woman." Green said. "Blue is not pesky, you jerk." Silver grumbled under his breath. "Yeah, but I don't expect even you to risk your life to get three people to do whatever." I said, smiling.

So even YOU admit that this is a dangerous plan!

"Well, I choose Emerald, so there." Blue stuck her tongue out. Crystal probably chose Emerald since it's the wrong answer anyways…

The cookers glanced at Emerald, who stared at them back. They weren't allowed to comment (but Gold still fidgeted) but that doesn't stop them from doing silent communication with each other.

"What about you three?" I asked Green, Yellow, and Silver. "Um…Emerald?" Yellow said, since she couldn't really guess and decided to go along with whatever Blue said. Blue is usually correct in these kind of things anways so…

Crystal then twitched in realization. Shoot! I chose the correct answer! I still have to do the obstacle course!

Blue noticed the reaction. She better not chose the correct answer…

I wonder what Blue is worried about… Yellow thought.

"Gold." Green said and crossed his arms. It's obviously Emerald, so just pick the wrong person and be done with this stupid thing. "It's not THAT stupid." I murmured. Green glared at me. And I'll appreciate it if you don't read other people's mind without permission. I gulped. "…Ruby." Silver said, doing the same trick Green did.

"Well…the correct answer is Emerald!" I said. "What?!" Blue said. Crystal groaned. "Eh?" Yellow said in surprised. Emerald's eye twitched. "You make it seem like I'm something horrible or something…"

"Crystal! How could you betray me!" Blue started to shook Crystal furiously. "What?! How did I betray you? You chose your answer!"

Yellow sighed. "I guess this is an exception…" she said. "What?" Blue turned to Yellow. "Nothing!" Yellow squeaked. "You can let go of my shirt now." Crystal said. Blue reluctantly let go of Crystal.

"On to the next uh…taste test." I said, signaling the staff workers to present the next dish.

The next dish is…

The judges stared at the next dish with a dark face, with dark lines going down there head. "Wha…wha…that's edible?" Blue pointed at the plate. "Let me introduce you to…" I went back to my memory. "Scramble eggs!"

"Scramble eggs?!" the judges and the staff members said in surprise. Gold closed his eyes and a tick mark formed on his head. Luckily, the judges didn't notice.

The Scramble Egg Dish:

Ingredients: Eggs and butter (add ketchup if needed).

Steps: First, you crack the eggs in a bowl

Then you try to pick the broken shells off the eggs.

Then, you put a frying pan on the stove. Turn fire on high

Pour the eggs in the frying pan. Avoid getting hot splashed on your face.

Get a whisk and start stirring the eggs until they splash all over the stove.

Then grab more eggs and repeat the first two steps in the bowl.

Turn off the stove (usually when the spilt eggs start to turn black)

Put the bowl in the oven.

Turn the oven to as high as possible.

When someone starts to yell, turn it to a lower temperature until there's no more yelling.

If there's no yelling, turn it to a lower temperature when it starts to burn and continue lowering the temperature until the burning stops (you may want to repeat the process)

When it looks like the color of yellow, take it out of the oven.

When your hands burn, put on oven gloves and then take the bowl out.

Note: If the bowl melted with the eggs, repeat the process again with a bowl that won't melt.

Grab some sort of mountain shaped food (in this example, a pile of ketchup)

Put the eggs on top of the pile ketchup, then attempt another batch of eggs.

Grab eggs and repeat the first two steps.

Then cook it on the frying pan on medium.

When it looks yellow but isn't quite solid, turn off the stove.

Pour the egg on the pile of ketchup and eggs.

It should look like:

A yellow colored Muk complete with animations of goo sliding down

Or

A yellow colored raremon complete with animations of good sliding down

Created by: Silver's Personal Punching Bag on Every Occasion and other titles

Recorded by: Ani Hoho

"You expect us to eat this…thing?!" Crystal shouted at me. Yellow stared in dread at the three dents in the location that makes it looks like eyes and a mouth. Green and Silver stared at the dish. Silver immediately knew who made it, but then said, "I guessed wrong, so why do I still have to be forced to eat this foul stuff?"

"I did too." Green said. "Well…your teams obviously don't need to compete anymore, but for the sake of finishing the food quicker, might as well-" I stopped trying to explain when the two gave me the death stare. I gulped. "Okay, you don't have to eat…"

"No fair!" Blue said. "You answered correctly!" I pointed out.

If I explained how I got them to eat that clump of yellow stuff, it's going to take a long time, so…montage (or whatever it's called)!

I slammed down that huge bottle of water you normally used for a water dispenser for each of the girls. Crystal just groaned after finishing the meal and laid her head on the table. Yellow had a barf bag, and Blue is green in the face. "Ani…I'll kill you for this…" Blue said in a shaking voice. "Sorry, but don't kill me yet. Otherwise, you won't be able to get home no matter how hard you try. You're in another dimension, remember?" I said.

"Ani…san…*gulp*…can we…stop…doing this?...Please?" Yellow whimpered. "It can't be that bad…" I sweatdropped. "And the cookers are standing right there so…" Gold clenched his fist. The others sweatdropped.

Sorry, but they have to be background people for now…

"Anyways…who do you think did?" I asked. "Isn't it obvious? It's GOLD!" Crystal said out of anger. "Wow, how did you know?" I said, dumbstruck. Crystal turned to glare at Gold. "It's because he forced me to eat his poor excuse of cooking when I was already sick!"

"Aw! He cooked some food for you?" Blue said, putting on a fan girl face or whatever. "That true?" I asked Gold, who answered, "You should have seen her face!" he laughed. "I was almost poisoned!" Crystal yelled at Gold, standing up. "But hey! That soup cured you didn't it?" Gold said, still laughing. "As if!" Crystal retorted.

"And you!" Crystal turned to Blue. "You were feeling sick a minute ago!"

"But you and Gold are like a couple!" Blue said. Green sighed. Silver sweatdropped. Crystal blushed. "NO WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!"

"Well, since you guys are feeling fine, Blue, who do you think did it?"

Blue comtemplated. I could just go with Red, knowing that Gold did it…but I really want to have three servants…

Ah! I chose the correct answer again! Crystal scolded to herself in her head.

"Gold." Blue said finally. "Uh…Blue…" Crystal said. "Don't worry, I learn my lesson from before. I just chose Gold." Blue said. "Yellow?" I looked at the petite blonde. "Oro.." Yellow said half conscious. "Oro?" Crystal said. "Oreo?" Blue said as a staff member grabbed a pack of oreos. "Doesn't that mean Gold in Spanish?" Green clarified. Silver just handed Yellow a cup of water. "Gracias." Yellow said, still speaking in Spanish.

"I never knew Yellow could speak Spanish." I said. "Whatever, you all answer correctly!"

"Can we leave?" Green and Silver said at the same time before glaring each other. "Actually, I still need you with props and stuff."

Green and Silver glared at me again. "Fine! Just sit there!" I said, throwing my hands in the air.

"First, let's wait for Yellow to be revived. Then we'll go to the others."

"My cooking isn't that terrible!" Gold shouted indignantly. "You try eating your food!" Crystal shouted back.

After Yellow is revived and the next dish is presented

"Finally! Something that actually looks like food!" Blue said. It was an assortment of fruits with different types of cooking methods. Apples boiled, Oran berries steamed, Mangos microwaved, mashed bananas, some are baked, some are burnt, some are half burnt, some are under cooked, most of them looked edible.

"I can't say that the fruits and berries are meant to be cooked…" I murmured.

The remaining judges took a bite. Blue took a cooked pecha berry, Yellow took a baked oran berry, Crystal decided on a fruit salad with the lettuce shredded to pieces (the cook did a wonderful job using the kitchen scissors…). Blue grinned. "Hey! This is actually not half bad!"

Yellow nodded in agreement. Crystal tried to bite on a piece of oran, but the fork wasn't able to pierce it. "What the…frozen berries?"

"More like hardened." Green replied. "Wonder how'd you get a berry to be like that." Silver said. Blue and Yellow sweatdropped. "At least you can eat the lettuce, right?" Blue said, laughing a bit. "I guess…" Crystal took a clump of lettuce on her fork and took a bit. The lettuce, apparently was somehow cooked in a way where it's like a lettuce flavored chip. "Crunchy." Crystal said before taking another bite. "Aren't lettuce supposed to be crunchy?" Yellow said. "It's extra crispy this time." I said. "You tried it?" Silver said.

"Duh."

"So…" I said, moving on. "Who cooked it?" I gestured to the remaining cookers. Gold and Emerald were able to take a snack break with the staff members since they were already selected. Crystal was about to say the wrong answer but then thought of something.

If I could get three people to do whatever, maybe I can finally get Gold to stop pestering me! I just hope it works…well, I already ate two terrible ones, so might as well just finish this dumb event and get to the game board already… Crystal groaned in her head, remembering how this is just the beginning.

"Sapphire." Crystal said. "Sapphire." Blue repeated. "Um…Sapphire…" Yellow said. "If you don't want to participate, you just have to say the wrong person, Yellow. No need to force yourself." Green said. "Yeah but…" Yellow started. She then leaned behind Blue to whispere in Green's ear. "Ruby wanted to win so he can get Sapphire to learn some 'proper manners' and stuff…" Green sighed.

Now I'm wondering when he said that… I thought. Plot hole! "When did he say that?" Blue said, who overheard. "Um…just now…" Yellow said, pointing to Ruby, who went over to Gold and the others eating. He continue to talk about how he wanted to win to make Sapphire practice etiquette and finally "-stop being a barbarian."

"Hey!" Sapphire yelled at him, having super hearing. "I don't wanna be a girly!"

"But you were…you know, like him when you were young so-" I started. "I was not like 'im!" Sapphire countered. "True, you weren't exaggerating every single thing but you were wearing frilly clothes."

"But-"

"And you were afraid to get messy."

"But-"

"And-"

"SHADDUP!"

I shut my mouth. Sapphire was huffing with anger and red in the face. The others just stared, unsure of what to do. "Should we…move on?" Red said. "That we should." I agreed. "And you are all correct!"

Next dish!

"Well…this is…something…" Crystal said, staring at spaghetti. However, when Blue tried to do that swirling motion with her fork, the spaghetti broke on contact. "It's undercooked." Green said. "I can see that." Blue sweatdropped.

"Come back 'ere ya dimwit!" Sapphire yelled as she chased Ruby around the place. "Never! I love my life!" Ruby shouted. "I'm just gonna smash a few of yer bones a bit, no need to get all cowardly!"

"That's a perfect reason to run away, you barbarian!"

Yellow took a piece of uncooked spaghetti with her fingers and took a bite. It tasted like nothing and she swallowed it. Silver got up and decided to practice battling. "Where's my pokemon?" he demanded. "You can have sneasel, but that's it." I replied, handing him the pokeball. Silver took it. "And don't you dare try to kill us." I warned.

Silver looked at Gold who is being anime Brock to every female staff member. He pointed at the goggled boy. "Can I kill him?" he said with a straight face.

"Go right ahead."

Congratulation to Gold who won:

The title, "Sneasel's personal scratching post"!

"So, who made it?" I asked the trio. If Red cooked this, it'll be burnt more than uncooked so… "Ruby?" Yellow guessed. Last time Red cooked noodles, it turned to ash…so unless he's super cautious , which is probably never going to happen… "I choose Ruby too." Blue replied. I sweatdropped. Wasn't Red like a hero of some sort during the time where deoxys came? I thought for a bit. Although, that was pretty reckless…

"What about you, Crys?" I asked. "Well…" Crystal thought for a bit. I'm pretty sure Ruby knows how to cook…but then the other two said Ruby…no, I can't base my decision from others…Red doesn't seem to be the type that can cook well…but…

"Come on, hurry up." I said impatiently. "Fine, I choose Ruby." Crystal out of random thoughts. "Correct!" I said. "I kinda expect Ruby's to be more…you know…pretty like…" Blue said. "Me too, but the thing is-" I was about explain, but Sapphire interrupted me. She stopped chasing Ruby but was able to grab the back of his shirt. "That's because this coward here is too scared to use the freakin' stove!" Sapphire said. "I didn't want to have soot all over my outfit!" Ruby said in defense. "You were wearin' that girly apron!" Sapphire shot back. "It didn't cover the back or my legs!"

"Yeah…okay…" I said, not being able to say anything. "Well…now that Red's the only one left, it's kinda pointless but…do you guys want to eat it?"

"Depends on what it is." Blue said. "Then I'll decide whether or not to push my luck."

After presenting the dish

"No." Blue said. "I'm not going to eat burnt rice that looks more like coal than food."

"Good point." I said, and that was that.

After we helped Gold to wake up (we got one of the staff members to get the first aid kit to bandage the large cuts on his body), we were sent back to the warehouse/board game. "So…" I looked at the dexholders. "Why don't we just do the board game part another time? Green, Sapphire, Silver, and Red don't have participate, since they lost anyways but-

"Nah, we're still participatin'!" Sapphire said, grabbing Green by his arm. "Wait, what?" Green said. "What?" everyone else echoed. "I want to get Ruby to finally stop being a sissy!"

"You can't do that!" Ruby said. "Can too!" Sapphire stuck her tongue out. "Can not!"

"Can too!"

"Okay! Before you two start going back and forth with that silly nonsense, Sapphire's going to participate, but not Green. That's just because. If she needs a partner to do a certain event, we'll just replace Green with a staff member or something. Okay?"

"Yes!" Sapphire said. "As long as I don't have to do anything, I'm fine." Green said. "No, you and Silver and Red are still going to help me with backstage stuff." I reminded him.

"So what do we do now?" Emerald said. "You just go back and rest, I guess. I need to get the react video, and after all that, we'll go back to this, okay?"

"Finally! Freedom!" Gold said as he ran out the door.

Please review and uh...I dunno, tell me if I missed any mistakes and such. And uh...continue thinking of some ideas!

Note: I might finish chapters more quickly now that applications are about to be over. Oh darn, school...