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"Welcome!" I greeted cheerfully. "Wow," Sapphire said as she looked at the before empty warehouse. Now there is a huge furry red rug with a couch on one side and the tv on the other. There is other things like a coffee table, a lamp, and whatever else that made it look like a living room with the rug as the floor. Various wires and lights are around, so it looks like a movie is taking place at a living room scene.
"It looks like you just imported a mini living room and put it smack in the middle of the room." Ruby commented. "Gee, thanks." I said sarcastically. "Anyways, everyone take a seat! Actually…" I thought for a bit. "hmm…nah, let's just have all of you watch it at the same time after all. I don't want to prolong this and repeat the same video over and over anyways."
Once everyone is comfortable enough (the couch actually fits all of them) and seated, I took out a remote control from my pocket and pressed 'on'. The tv suddenly turned to life and full of static.
Very loud static mind you.
"Turn it off!" Green shouted as everyone else covered their ears as a poor attempt to mute the sound. "What did ya say?!" I shouted. "I said to turn it off!" Green shouted again.
"What?" Everyone else said in unison. "TURN THE FREAKING TV OFF!"
"TURN THE TV OFF!" I yelled the message to one of the staff members. "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!" He shouted back. "Oh." I said to myself. I took a few seconds contemplating about how to turn it off without taking my hands off my ears. Then I decided to just sacrifice a few seconds worth of my hearing and pressed the button. The tv immediately turned dark and silent, but the ringing is still lingering in our ears.
"T-talk about a hyper voice…" I said with dizzy eyes. "C-can we cancel the show? Now?" Emerald asked while trying to hear stuff.
"…no." I answered. "Oh, come on!" the rest of the dexholders started to complain.
"Jeez, you've been through way more than this! You can deal with it." I insisted. "Besides, I still need to explain some stuff since it's really hard to uh…format everything." I said.
"Meaning?"
"Let me explain some background information and stuff." I replied. "And…relax your ears."
I got reluctant stares in reply.
"Okay, so this is a list and the pictures of the people in the video reacting to well…you guys…there's also a brief description of how they look." I said. "Why do we need to know that when we're going to watch it?" Red asked. "Good question. They don't tell you their names or ages." I said. "But-"
"No buts, let's continue." I said.
John: Age 15. Orange shirt
Sabrina & Matt: Age 16 Siblings.
Alex: Age 14. Red headed
Maya: Age 16. Long hair
Jeffery: Age 15. Glasses
Lizzie: Age 15. Short hair.
Dian: Age 15. Dark haired.
"Okay, so…everyone ok?"
"No." Silver huffed. "Okay…" I started. "Why? Actually, rhetorical question, I can pretty much mind read your answer. Moving on!" I held up a bag of popcorn casually. "Popcorn?"
With that, I started the video while everyone started to munch on popcorn.
Works every time.
"Hey! That was my share."
Almost, every time.
Gold, you are not a kid, just a hint as to what's going on.
Staff member 1: Do you know a group of people called Pokedex Holders?
Lizzie: *shakes head* No
Dian: No
Maya: I've never heard of them
John: No. Should I know them?
Sabrina and Matt: No
Jeffery: Never
Alex: Nope.
"How do they not know us?" Gold said in disbelief. "Your heroics didn't reach them yet?" I suggested.
Staff member 2: Today we're going to introduce you to them.
Maya: Okay.
Maya: We're reacting to people, why not?
"Lots of reasons." Green murmured. He and Silver and maybe some others are thinking that this is boring.
Staff members: *shows picture of Red*
Alex: …what's with the red?
Jeffery: Lot's of red…
"So I'm not the only one who notices it!" Emerald said in partial relief. "Shh." Sapphire said, wanting to hear.
Lizzie: Does he like red or something?
"Do you?" Blue asked. "Sorta." Red answered.
Maya: *stares at the computer screen* …what kind of person likes red that much?
Maya: There's just so many kinds of people, I don't understand anymore.
Staff member 1: He's Red.
Alex: *tries to hide laughter but can't* Red?
Red sweatdropped.
Sabrina: *Laughs out of reflex*
Red sweatdropped some more and the others started to feel a bit sorry for him.
Matt: Be nice!
Sabrina: But it's Red!
Lizzie: *surprised* Red?
John: Who names…their son…Red?
"That's rude!" Blue huffed. "And now I wondered what they will say about ours…" Silver muttered.
John: *to screen* No offense, if you're watching this.
"None taken." Blue crossed her arms. "Why are you feeling angry? Shouldn't Red be doing that?" Green asked in an annoyed tone. "Plus, you keep interrupting." I muttered to myself. Red just sighed.
Maya: What a coincidence…too much of a coincidence.
Staff member 1: He's known as the Fighter, and is the Kanto Champion
Lizzie: Wow…what a…accomplishment…
Lizzie: Sorry, I just don't really pay attention to those kind of stuff
"She's weird." Sapphire said bluntly. "Funny, coming from a weirdo herself." Ruby said nonchalantly before getting whacked by Sapphire.
Dian: So is that why he's called the Fighter? He fights a lot?
Sabrina: I feel like I should know him, but I don't
Matt: How do you not know him? You saw him on TV
"Wait, they saw him on tv but they don't know who we are?" Gold said, trying to piece things together. "For pete sake, can't you guys be a bit more quieter and stop commenting on every single thing?" I said.
Sabrina: Which is exactly why I feel like I should know him, but I don't! And you don't know him either!
Matt: I do, but I didn't know he was a dex holder! Honest!
Staff member 1: Here's the next one *shows picture of Green*
"Ooh, this is gonna be interesting." Blue said, rubbing her hands together. "Green, don't try to kill them, okay?" Red said. "I don't have anger problems, and I don't even know where they live." Green countered. "That's not what I saw couple days earlier…" I started to whistle a tune innocently when Green glared daggers at me. The others had a blank look with a question mark over their heads.
Maya: …*stares at the screen*…he looks…nice…
"You need glasses!" Gold yelled but instantly shut up when Green glared at him.
Maya: In a sarcastic way
Blue looked at Green with a smug look. Green just 'hmphed' and crossed his arms.
Matt: He looks angry
"Sorry for having this face." Green said in a low tone. I contemplated about telling him that he's talking to a bunch of pixels but thought better of it.
Jeffery: Well he looks like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Lizzie: Why does he look angry?
"I don't know, why do you look angry, Greenie?" Blue said in a fake tone. "Greenie?" Gold perked up at the new nickname and Silver tried to focus on the video. "If you dare say that stupid nickname, I'll kill you without fail." Green threatened with such a serious look that Gold gulped. "It's not stupid!" Blue said.
John: He looks very angry.
Alex: …cool hair.
Maya: If my friend saw him, she'll call him porcupine head. Or something along those lines
"And then she'll be killed the very next minute." Blue said. "What's a porcupine?" Yellow asked. "A pinecone?" Sapphire said. "Sapphire, a pinecone is a pinecone. A porcupine is something else." Ruby said. "I know that!" Sapphire snapped. "Then why did you-oh, nevermind." Ruby decided to stop arguing and save some energy.
Staff member 2: His name is Green
Sabrina: *slaps hand on table* I knew that was coming!
Matt: You did?
"You did?" everyone else but Green echoed. "Well," Blue said. "Kinda obvious."
Lizzie: That makes sense, his eyes are green *doubles check by looking closer at the screen*
John: Green? Like with Red? Is this going to be some sort of pattern now?
Staff member 1: He's known as the Trainer, and is a gym leader now.
Maya: *slowly claps* Congratulations…whoever you are
Jeffery: So…is he great at training or something
Staff member 1: Exactly.
Jeffery: Okay.
Staff member 1: Here's the next one *shows picture of Blue*
Lizzie: She looks nice! For once…
Blue put on a proud grin while the others sweatdropped, knowing how well her 'nice' act goes.
Lizzie: I mean, the first guy was also nice, but he looks mean too! Somehow…
"Wow, never thought someone will think Red to be mean…" Emerald said.
Alex: This might sound perverted, but dang! What a figure!
"Naturally!" Blue said. "Don't kill him Silver." Gold warned Silver in a fake serious look.
Matt: *whistle* What a large-
Sabrina: *hits Matt before he finished*
"I hate her." Gold at the same time Blue said, "She's like Crystal!"
Jeffery: Okay, judging from the two other names…is it Blue?
Maya: I bet you twenty bucks that boys always fall over for her
"Not all of them." Green said. "You know you love me!" Blue said and snuggled up closer to Green to get him annoyed. Green looked annoyed. Gold snickered. He turned to Silver but before he said anything, he got socked by both Silver's punch in the face and Crystal's jab at his stomach (Crystal can't kicked him from such close distance) and got KOed.
Staff member 1: Her name's Blue.
Jeffery: Hah! Knew it!
Lizzie: This is going to be pattern, right?
Maya: *exasperated* What is it with the names?
Alex: Are the parents starting to run out of ideas with naming their child?
"Rude." Blue said, still clinging to Green's arm.
Alex: No offense, but still.
Staff member 2: She used to be a thief, but in short, she is now a former thief
Matt: A thief?
Sabrina: Well that took a turn…
Lizzie: that was a twist, but at least she isn't stealing anymore
Everyone looked at Blue knowingly and Blue huffed. "Like Lizzie said, I'm not a thief anymore!"
Says the one who keeps breaking into my house to steal random stuff everyone's thoughts seem to echo around the room.
Maya: So why is she famous?
Staff member 1: She now a dex holder, personally chosen by Professor Oak, and saved the world multiple times
Maya: *murmurs* And then we rely our fate on a bunch of criminals, why not? *sarcastically saying*
"Hey! We're not all criminals!" Emerald said while some nodded in agreement.
Staff member 1: Here's the next one *shows picture of yellow in her hat*
Everyone looked at Yellow, almost knowing what will happen. Yellow cowered down a little.
Alex: Another boy?
"Well, you have to admit, you look like a boy in that hat." Crystal said. "Whoa! She's a boy!" Emerald said in surprise. "No, she's a girl, but keeps getting mistaken as a boy." Ruby said. "But still," Ruby examined the photo in the video. "That's just too weird." He stopped when he noticed the stares of his seniors and the down-mood-Yellow.
Lizzie: He looks like a boy, but then he looks like a girl. Is he a girl who looks like a boy or a boy who looks like a girl?
"A girl who looks like a boy in a hat." Blue answered. "Can you get off me?" Green asked. "Nope!" Blue smiled and clutched Green tighter. Silver glared at Green while Green stared at Silver back, almost having a silent conversation with each other.
Don't you dare do anything to sis
She's the one who's hugging me against my will
Lay one finger on her and I'll kill you
Like I said, this is against my will
John: A straw hat boy! He looks weak.
"That's actually accurate…" Crystal trailed off and tried to cheer up Yellow back.
Matt: Then this guy must be Yellow or something.
Sabrina: *stares at the screen closely* Doesn't he have eyelashes?
Matt: Duh, everyone has them
Sabrina: Yes but not long ones for boys.
Matt: You don't know that.
Jeffery: I want to say he's a fisherman, but he doesn't look like one at the same time.
Alex: Aha! A country person! I think…
Dian: Why is there only one girl so far?
Staff member 2: And here's another one *shows picture of Yellow in a ponytail*
Sabrina: Is she siblings with the other guy?
Red and Crystal continue to cheer Yellow up.
Lizzie: She looks so similar to the other guy with the straw hat! Is she like a twin sister or something?
Lizzie: They're even wearing similar clothes!
Maya: It's like the Rin and Len people from the music videos…
"Who now?" Ruby said. "Eh, just references of something else." I said.
Alex: A twin!
Dian: So it's basically the sister?
Staff member 1: We're going to show you the two pictures together *shows Yellow in both ways side by side*
Lizzie: See! I told you they wore the same clothing!
Alex: Siblings! I bet one is called Yellow and the other is called some sort of shade of yellow
John: They're so alike! That's twins for you!
"Okay, the twin thing is getting old." Blue said. Green tried to pry her arms off but she just kept clutching them tighter.
Staff member 2: Her full name is Amarillo del Bosque Verde
Lizzie: Oh! Spanish!
Alex: Isn't Amarillo, like…the Spanish word for yellow?
Alex: At least it's a bit more creative
John: Okay, so what about the other dude?
Sabrina: What about the brother?
Dian: And is the guy named Yellow?
Maya: It's just yellow in Spanish!
Staff member 1: Actually, they're both the same person.
Jeffery: What?
Lizzie: Wait, what?
Maya: Excuse me?
Sabrina & Matt: ….what?
Dian: …*stares at the screen* what?
"Ya know…I feel sorry for ya." Sapphire told Yellow who was self-pitying at the moment.
Staff member 2: The 'guy' is just Amarillo in a straw hat, she puts her ponytail in the hat, making the illusion
Everyone: *silent*
Alex: Whoa…
Lizzie: I feel so…wow…
Maya: Master of illusions, why not?
Dian: That's so weird!
Dian: Like, what if a girl tried to hit on him, who is actually a 'her'?
"Didn't that actually happen once?" I wondered out loud. "Seriously?" Blue said, finally letting go of Green. Red and Crystal laughed a little in remembrance of the awkward situation. Yellow cringed at the memory and started to cry a bit in Crystal's arms. "You better spill Ani!" Blue said, happy to find a new scoop. "Pesky woman." Green said.
Matt: Dang…
Sabrina: Ditto what he said.
Staff member 2: She's also around the high school age
Jeffery: What?
Lizzie: Really?!
Maya: She looks like she's in middle school! Actually more like a slightly tall sixth grader, but still!
Yellow stopped to self pity and stuff but still have a saddened look on her face since she was misunderstood so many times now.
Alex: So many weird stuff…
Staff member 2: And she also lives in a forest.
Dian: …okay, that isn't so mind blowing, it makes sense.
Dian: 'Him' being a 'her' does not.
Staff member 1: On to the next person!
Maya: And you're just going to abruptly move on now!
Staff member 1: *shows picture of Gold*
Silver slapped Gold, who was unconscious the whole time, for him to be awake. "Ow!" Gold said in response.
Lizzie: He looks like a typical skateboarder…is that the stick thingy you see during pool?
Alex: He's like those rebel guys without the metal and ripped clothing!
Maya: Let me guess, he illegally gambles?
"What?! I don't gamble!" Gold said in protest. No one bothered to say anything.
Dian: Is that the pool stick?
John: Skateboarding! I wish I could do that.
Sabrina: So…is his name Orange?
"No." Gold said.
Sabrina: I wanted to say Yellow for his eyes, but it's already taken.
Matt: His eyes look more like gold-ish though
Sabrina: Then is his name Gold?
Staff member 2: His name is Gold
Lizzie: That definitely fits him…his eyes are a gold-ish color
Dian: Better than the others, that's for sure…
Gold grinned at that comment.
Maya: Finally! A name that is reasonable!
Maya: I mean it still sounds like something you'll name your pet hamster or something, but at least it's not the color of the rainbow!
Gold grin faltered while a few chuckled at the comment.
Staff member 2: He likes to visit gaming corners, and likes using his skateboard as transportation. He's known as the 'Breeder' for breeding pokemon
Matt: For a second there, I thought of something nasty when you said 'breeding'
Sabrina: *hits Matt lightly* So he's basically an illegal gamer.
Staff member 1: Uh…he does gamble a bit, so I guess…
Maya: Aha! He is an illegal person!
Gold glared at the girl.
Maya: Why is he the one being all famous!
Lizzie: Definitely fits his picture here…with the skateboard and all…
Dian: Can someone please tell me why some of the people we put our fates in unreliable people?
"Ask gramps…" Green said under his breath.
Jeffery: …no comment…there's really nothing to say…
Staff member 1: The next one is this *show picture of Silver*
Maya: oh darn! He should be Red! I mean look it at him! He's a total red head!
Silver twitched his eyebrow.
Lizzie: That's a very vibrant red…
Jeffery: He should be called Red, he has red hair!
Dian: He looks nice…
Lizzie: He actually seems to be the type who I try to avoid.
"See Silvy?" Blue told Silver. "Please don't call me that." Silver said after punching a snickering Gold. "I told you to be more kind looking or you're going to scare all the girls away!"
Staff member 2: His name is Silver
Dian: Oh. Well, that makes sense.
Jeffery: So now we're going with a metal pattern or something?
Maya: I just want to say, that…he should really cut his hair.
John: I dunno, but unless he wants to be a girl, he should cut his hair.
Silver dared anyone to make fun of him with his glare. Everyone shut up in fear of getting killed.
Staff member 2: He's is known as the exchanger. He is also the son of Team Rocket's leader, Giovanni, and is also kidnapped by the Masked Man, along with Blue. He has grown to have a sibling like relationship with Blue.
Lizzie: That's bittersweet…
Maya: And? I'm still sticking with the fact that he's crossdressing right now.
Dian: Yeah? Does he steal as well?
Alex: I like…the fact that he doesn't seem to care about what other people think of him because of his hair.
Alex: Or, his glare is deadly enough to make anyone back off from commenting.
Silver was about to think that Alex a good guy but changed his mind on the comment.
Alex: The second scenario seems to be more realistic
Yep, Silver doesn't like him.
Staff member 2: The next one is this *shows picture of Crystal*
Maya: …is her name Sapphire?
Lizzie: Oh cool! She has blue hair! I think *says that as she leans closer for a better look*
Matt: Whoa, the hair, man…
Sabrina: I guess blue hair's alright, I mean other people have purple of all things…
Dian: Am I the only one who sees that her hair is in a weird…her hair is defying gravity for Arceus' sake!
Maya: Is she using gel? Like, a lot of gel?
"Do you?" Gold asked. "No, I don't." Crystal replied.
Lizzie: I like her hair, I really do. It's like the distinctive part of her, you know what I mean?
Jeffery: I must say…her hair seems to defy the law of physics. Unless she used three or four bottle of gel, I don't see how her hair can be like that…
Staff member 1: Her name is Crystal
Maya: *slaps table* Darn!
Alex: Crystal? Why Crystal?
Dian: I know some people named Crystal…so far I feel like her name is the most…you know…name-like-ish
Lizzie: Oh! I have a friend named Crystal.
Staff member 2: She's known as the capturer, and has captured pretty much every single pokemon. Her special technique in capturing involves kicks. She now the Professor's assistant.
Lizzie: Congratulation! *starts clapping happily*
Maya: Now that's something to be proud of
Blue grumbled something along the lines of, "I was the one who was top three at the pokemon league, why does she get more fame?"
Matt: Is it even possible to capture every single pokemon?
Sabrina: I don't know
Jeffery: Yay! She's like a normal studious, serious-WHO KICKS A BUNCH OF METAL BALLS JUST TO FIT A POKEMON INSIDE?!
"Yeah, who does!" Sapphire exclaimed. "Oops, sorry." Sapphire apologized to Crystal who sat there with a concealed anger look.
Alex: So does she kick everyone in the face or something when she's mad?
"Only idiots like Gold."Crystal said. "Hey!" Gold said. "It's true." Silver said. "Come on! Don't I get any credit around here?" Gold complained. "I'm not that bad of a guy, am I Straw Hat Gal?" Gold asked the said person, thinking that Yellow will always think good of people. "Eh? Well, um…" Yellow looked sideways, not looking at eye contact with Gold. "Sheesh!" Gold said, disappointed that not even Yellow sides with him.
Alex: I don't know, but don't you normally see people like her get agitated easily or something?
Dian: Cool! She might do well in soccer!
Dian: I mean…unless…she somehow, kicks the ball into someone's face or something *chuckles lightly* now that's something I'll like to see happen to some stuck up soccer jerks…
Staff member 1: The next person is this *shows picture of Ruby*
Dian: Whoa! Is that his hair?
Dian: Oh wait, I see his hair now, that's a hat.
Matt: Wait, does he have white hair?
Sabrina: No stupid, that's his hat
Matt: *looks closely at the screen* What kind of person wears a hat that could be mistaken to be his hair? You can BARELY see his real hair!
"Hmph, they don't have any fashion sense." Ruby said as the others chuckled.
Alex: I'm going to be honest…I really thought the hat was his hair and was about to freak until I saw a small speck of his hair.
Maya: Oh my gosh! Did he bleached his hair?!
Maya: Oops! False alarm! Damn, who uses a hat like that?
"So what do ya think 'bout that hat now?" Sapphire said as she grinned at Ruby with a smug look.
Lizzie: It's really confusing to tell his hat from his hair because at first glance,…the hat looks like his hair…
Jeffery: Someone, anyone, tell me a reason why a hat like that exists because…it's not the hat that's the problem, it's the way it's worn that's the problem.
Jeffery: I freakin' thought his hair is white!
Maya: Going back to name guessing, I'm thinking about Ruby.
Maya: Why? Duh, just look at him. Minus the ridiculous hat
Staff member 2: His name is Ruby
Maya: *snaps finger all sassy like* Nailed it!
Alex: No offense, but that sounds girly
Sapphire grinned wider. Apparently, she told Ruby the same things.
Dian: The pattern continues…
Matt: Isn't Ruby a girl's name?
Sabrina: I thought it was a pet name
Matt: Sis, almost all the names we encountered on this slideshow so far can be passes as a pet name
Staff member 1: He's known as the Charmer. He passed all the Hoenn Pokemon Contests, and likes to sew and cook and cute things but hates getting the least bit dirty.
Alex: So basically…he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. That is to say, he's a girl in a boy's body, or is it the other way around…
"Are you a girl?" Gold asked in a fake serious look. "I'm a boy!" Ruby said.
Dian: *snickers* 'Charmer' sounds so girly…
Jeffery: You get dirty all the time! That's why you take a shower
Lizzie: Oh! He could be a good housewi-…I mean…a good…house…hus*short pause*band? What's the masculine form for housewife? Either way, he'll be great at housekeeping!
Maya: …there are so many wrongs about this, I don't know where the heck to start…
Maya: First off, YOU'RE A FREAKIN' BOY GET YOUR HORMONES STRAIGHT!
Insert laughter here and a humiliated Ruby.
Maya: Do hormones even apply here? Whatever,
Matt: Wow…
Sabrina: I guess the people on earth is really that diverse
Matt: Was he brought up by some sort of Girls Only estate or something?
Sabrina: He wouldn't be allowed on such a place
Matt: Yeah, but girls always take pity on innocent babies and-
Sabrina: Are you implying that girls are that gullible? *accusation look*
Matt: What? No! It's just-
Sabrina: So now you're saying that girls are suckers for things like that because of men's stupid stereotypes
Matt: That, right there, is what I'm talking about anger issues. You're too quick tempered!
Sabrina: Excuse me?
Matt: Point is, how are you not sure that he's probably raised up by a bunch of girly girls?
Sabrina: So now you're saying that-
Matt: I'm not saying about anything!
Staff member 1: Anyways, the next person is this *shows picture of Sapphire*
Lizzie: Nice pigtails! But I don't see…*looks around for some sign of rubber bands or something* anything to tie them up with…
Maya: Sapphire! Or Aquamarine! Or Blue Quartz! What? People have middle names too!
Dian: Why is it that most of these people always like to wear one single color and that's it. It's like a new trend where you wear your favorite color and only that color. What's with this whole attire of blue, blue, and more blue!?
Dian: The white and black doesn't count, because it's not the main color
Jeffery: She doesn't look girly, that's a given.
Sapphire smiled proudly in some way since she didn't want to be girly in the first place.
Matt: Love the bandana.
Sabrina: I prefer the gloves.
"Don't forget, I made those clothes." Ruby said. "Oh, shaddup." Sapphire said.
Staff member 2: Her name is Sapphire.
Maya: Yoohoo! Two in a row!
Lizzie: I like the name
Jeffery: If you ask me, it sounds a bit too girlish for her.
Staff member 2: She is known as the conqueror, and hates getting dressed up and doing 'girly' things. She's used with the wild, and often behaves like a pokemon herself.
Dian: So she's a jungle girl
Alex: First, we have a girl who looks like a boy. Then we have a boy who looks like a girl-ish. Next, a boy who acts like a girl, and now a girl who acts like a boy. WHAT THE *mouths the curse word*
"Yeah, I agree." I said. The people Alex described glared at me or pouted at me (whichever one fits better) and I became quiet.
Maya: So she and Ruby just switched bodies
"That's a way of describing these two." Emerald said as Ruby and Sapphire started to argue above his head.
Jeffery: Dude, switch bodies with the other person who acts like a girl.
Staff member 1: Moving along, our last one we're going to introduce is this *shows picture of Emerald*
Maya: Crossaint head!
"Really! The first thing they say about me is making fun of my hair?" Emerald said as Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, and Blue started to try (but failing) to hold their laughter.
Alex: The hairstyle…does he have a fetish for crossaints or something?
John: What's with his eyebrows? They're so long, it's like antennae now
Sabrina: Why does he have an emerald stuck on his forehead?
Lizzie: His clothes looks like a scarecrow
Jeffery: Out of everything so far, he's the most weirdest looking one
"Why are they focusing on how I look?" Emerald started to get annoyed. "Well, it is what most distinguishes you from others." Blue said. Emerald looked at his senior with a 'that's supposed to make me feel better?' look.
Staff member 2: *shows picture of Emerald without all the getup
Matt: Whoa! He's, like, short
Maya: I don't get it, did he used stilts or something?
Dian: *widens eyes and was speechless for a while* What the-he's that short?
Emerald rolled his eyes.
Jeffery: Hold on, he's a little five year old?
"I'm not that young!"
Sabrina: What is it with boys and long hair?
Staff member 1: His name is Emerald
Maya: Knew it!
Lizzie: Is that why he has an emerald on his head?
Staff member 2: He hates being short so he used various things to make him look taller *shows pictures of all the stuff he uses
Maya: Whoa
Matt: Where does he get this stuff?
John: The pokeball storage has to be the most useful one
Dian: Why hair gel? Why a croissant shaped hairstyle?
The others turned to Emerald, waiting for an answer. "Because it makes me look taller, okay!" Emerald said.
Staff member 1: He is known as the Calmer, since he's able to calm pokemon with his dirt gun machine. I suppose he's like the person who keeps Sapphire and Ruby from killing each other
Staff member 2: 'Quit flirtin' would ya!' is one of his famous punchline
Jeffery: He's a comedian?
Jeffery: Can't be! He hates getting laughed at right? I mean, he went through all that trouble to making a croissant out of his head. Don't see how that'll keep from people laughing, but it's the thought that counts!
"Is he suppose to defend me?" Emerald said.
Staff member 2: And that's it! What do you think of them?
Dian: Weird people
John: Weird
"Don't worry, we think of you guys as weird too." Emerald huffed. "And rude." Silver murmured.
Lizzie: A interesting group of people
Matt: Uh…a bunch of people who needs to change their name badly? Like, really badly?
The dexholders just stared at his face wit look.
Sabrina: I think with a few differences, they're like normal people
Matt: Uh huh, just a few differences *nods sarcastically with eyes wide*
Maya: A bunch of weirdos *raises hands up as if saying 'duh'*
Jeffery: One word: Unique
Everyone: Thanks for watching!
Some people: I guess…
"…Are we done?" Green said. I nodded. "You're done." I replied. "Finally!" Gold said. "That was a waste of time." Silver said.
"Well…you're done." I repeated. "I mean, unless you want to start the obstacle course right away, I can arrange tha-"
"No thanks." Everyone replied hastily, wanting to prolong it as much as possible.
I shrugged. "Okay."
Let me know if there's any mistakes! Starting the next chapter in about the next hour!
