Thank you Petal for your long and funny review! I'm just saying because I want to (and to get Silver and Gold annoyed :P)
Sorry, this is rushed and all but I really wanted to get started on another series that I won't start until I finish three more chapters of this one. Don't worry, it probably won't be rushed all the time.
Also, it's short because I ran out of ideas. :P
"So…" Gold and Silver looked at me and Crystal back and forth. "…Where's the others?" Gold asked. "Uh…" I looked at the note Blue gave me. "It says here that Red and Yellow are lost after accidentally getting in a garbage truck, the Hoenn Trio is stuck fixing up the house due to some battle last night. Oh, but Green and Sapphire are with Blue because it's the last day of Blue's monarchy and quote, "I must make this last day count!"…you were there with them, you don't know?" I directed the question to Silver and Gold. "We got knocked out with sleeping powder." They replied back. "…Back up. What happened last night exactly?" I said, blinking as if it could help me understand better. "Uh…" Gold scratched the back of his head. "…Basically we played another round of truth and dare and apparently there was a pokemon battle after that…"
"…ok, whatever." I said. I got pretty used to the insane behaviors of characters…right…time for a therapy class…
"Anyways, where's Crystal?" I asked the staff members that were pre-preparing for the next event. "Behind you." Silver answered. I turned around. "Wah!" I jumped back from a fuming Crystal. How can you not notice me anyways? She thought-screamed at me. I closed my eyes, wishing that the writer's abilities have some sort of mute button. "Sorry." I apologized half heartedly (which Crystal took it as one). "But hey! We have help for your voice!" I gestured to Silver and Gold. "Eh, don't worry about it, Super Serious Gal!" Gold grinned like an idiot and patted Crystal's back. "Now you don't need to worry about yelling at me for talking to girls, right? You need to stop being jealous all the time, you know? Besides, with you screaming all the time, it was gonna happen soon or later." he said. Crystal responded with a frown and a kick to the stomach. "I-I'm sorry…" he managed to choke out before sinking on the floor.
"Tell me, Silver." I asked the red head. "Exactly what made you loyal to this pathetic being?" Silver just stared at the boy with a dark face. "I…don't know what you're talking about."
After a few minutes for things to calm down
"Right! Operation Get Crystal's Voice Back will now commence!" I said. The trio sitting on crates around the table I usually use to watch the monitor just blinked. "Um…so what are we gonna do?" Gold asked. "Naturally…" I said, prolonging the word a bit. Silver, Gold, and Crystal leaned in to hear. "…you guys are going to decide that!"
The trio responded with an anime fell. I sweatdropped. "What did you expect?" I said. "I couldn't get her voice back even with the strongest wizards' help."
"Wizards? Like that Sabrina?" Gold said. I shook my head. "No point in explaining it to you." I said, shrugging. "Hey!" Gold said angrily. "It's not that I think you're too dumb. I just don't feel like explaining." I explained. "Lazy bones." Silver commented. I ignored him, for the sake of moving along. "So!" I clapped my hands for the sake of it. "…now what?"
"How are we supposed to know?!"
After a few minutes of loafing around
"Ooh!" I said, coming up with an idea for the 40th time (75th time including with the other's). "How 'bout we get another wizard guy to help out! Heck, even a genie guy!" I said. "…No." Silver and Gold said automatically. "Why not?! Better than performing surgery or kissing Crystal, right, Crys?" I turned to Crystal who blushed at the suggestion. "…Yeah! Who said a kiss will make miracles?" I said, trying to add something with the blush (or something). "Snow White." Silver said automatically. "And Sleeping Beauty." Gold added. "Don't forget Disney's Princess and the Frog!" a staff member called out. "…who?" Gold and Silver commented. "…ok…first off, Sleeping Beauty was under a curse and a wish/future sight that if a prince kisses her, she'll wake up, and Snow White was a kiss…as an antidote. Second-they're fairy tales!" I emphasized the last part. "So what?" Gold said.
Author's Note: Just want to comment, I typed 'Snow' what instead of 'So' what :p before fixing it
"So…does Crystal looks like a damsel in distress to you?" I asked pointedly. "No." Silver and Gold answered automatically. "My point exactly." I said.
"Hey!" a staff member called out. We turned to look at him. "We're preparing for out lunch break, so we're wondering if you guys want to get something to drink! We're having pizza!" he explained. "Again?" I said. He shrugged. "Pretty much the only shop closest to our delivery point." He said. "What does he mean by that?" Silver asked. "Remember how this place is supposed to be top secret and inescapable? Yeah, just another precaution for that. Just so you won't get any ideas, this place is pretty much in the middle of nowhere (besides a forest or so) and is protected by a barrier." I said. Silver just gave me an annoyed look and ignored him just the same. "I'll take a soda!" Gold said. "I'll take milk tea!" I said. "…lemonade." Silver said. "Crys, what do you want?" I asked, handing out pen and paper.
Iced Tea
"And Iced Tea for Crystal!" I said to the staff member while envying Crystal's neat and non-changing handwriting. Does anyone else have that problem? Changing handwriting as soon as you put down your pencil for about 10 seconds? Anyone?
The staff member nodded in confirmation and left to tell the staff member outside who's ordering the pizza and the other staff member who's on drink duty. "I don't want to run all the way!" he complained. "Then use a bike." Another replied. "It even has a basket to put the drinks in." a staff member who's carrying a box added before entering the warehouse for more prep. "I wish I can be like Botan from Anne Happy." The staff member on drink duty sighed. "Then I'll have an excuse."
"You watched that?" the other staff member raised an eyebrow. "Um…no, but my younger sister does." The drink duty staff member said. "You hesitated." The staff member who's ordering lunch said. "So are we getting the same kind of pizza like before?" he asked the staff members around him. Half agreed while the other disagreed. "Make up your mind." The staff member grumbled. "You know, it's times like this that makes me wonder how do you think the evil guys who says they're gonna take over the world will do if they succeed. It'll be pretty hard to control everyone, not to mention govern." A staff member nearby said. "You know, a boy in the XY games thought similarly, if not the same." The staff member who was complaining earlier said. "Oh?" the staff member who commented said. "Yeah, I believe it's in Dendemille Town."
"You must have a good memory to remember something so trivial. Do you actually talk to everyone in each city/town?"
"Actually, I never played X or Y. Ani was playing it earlier so that's how I knew."
"Ani!" Gold yelled in my ear. I visibly jumped and turned around to face Gold. "Y-yeah?" I said. "Are you done watching your workers?" Silver said. "They're more like…partners but yeah…I guess." I said. "Any ideas yet?" I asked. "Nope." They replied. "Oh, come on! This whole event thing can't just be us thinking up ideas!" I complained. "Then use your super powers and get Crystal's voice back." Gold replied. I made a hesitant, lazy (sort of) face. "It doesn't really work that way…"
"Well, since you said earlier that we get to decide," Gold said. "I say we're gonna go find Loud Guy!"
"…you mean Harold?" I clarified. "Yeah, that guy." Gold nodded. "…what for?" I asked. "He did gave Crystal the cookie, right? Then maybe he'll know the antidote." Silver said. "We technically know an antidote…" I said slowly. "Then why didn't you say so?" Gold said. Crystal shook her head while I explained. "Because the so called 'antidote' is continuing to eat the same kind of cookie until you find the one with the antidote. Problem is, if you don't get in one try, you end up with the other side effect as well! It's practically impossible to get full cured like that!"
"…the hell?" Gold muttered. "What kind of cookie does that?" Silver said. "I believe it's part of the Side Effect Cookie set, an original series from the knickknack store." I replied. "…For such a blunt title, people still eat them?" Silver said, dumbstruck. I shrugged. "I mean, people still can't tell a fake wig on a Meowth from a person *cough* *cough* so…"
Silver just stared at me with a 'you people are just…sad' look. "Oi, it's not me, or anyone I know (sort of)!" I said defensively. "I didn't say anything." Silver pointed out. "Who said you needed to speak to talk?" I said. "Anyways…" Silver, Crystal, and I looked at Gold, who is deep in thought, closed eyes and all. "…Gold?" I said. He didn't reply. "…Oh, hello DJ Mary."
"Where? Where?" Gold suddenly stood up and looked around like a kid at the candy store (or whatever store they like for those who hate sweets). "What were you thinking?" Silver asked, ignoring Gold's behavior. Crystal just sweatdropped. "Hm? Oh, I was just thinking about all the pranks I can do with the store you kept talking about so much." Gold grinned a Luffy grin (but maybe less teeth-y) like an idiot.
Author's Note: At the moment, I only watched up to the when the gang got amnesia in One Piece so…no spoilers!
I slapped him on the head. "Ow! What was that for?!" Gold said indignantly. "…sorry. Reflex." I said in a not-so-sorry way. "Hmph." Gold said. "Well? Back to square one." Silver said. Crystal shrugged. "…Should we go on a capturing spree?" I said. "That's what Crystal does best, after all."
"But capturing a Jirachi isn't exactly a one day field trip." Silver pointed out. "Can't you…you know, 'poof' a Jirachi out of thin air or something?" Gold said. "No, I can't 'poof' a Jirachi out of thin air. It doesn't work like that." I said. "Oh, come on! You 'poof' Arceus one time!" Gold complained. "That was an experiment! And besides, the whole…structure…environment…things were different at the time." I said. "And I can't go into detail or it'll be some major fourth wall breaking and such."
The rest just looked at me suspiciously. I'm pretty sure they're used to the whole secrecy thing ("The Illuminati" as Gold would put it one time), but they're still curious and all. Well, too bad! I'm sure they don't want to know they're just a bunch of ink and paper and words (in this case).
I cleared my throat. "So…about the Jirachi thing? I can't 'poof' one, but I can probably twist a few things around and pull some strings and have some aspects from a certain somewhere to help." I said. "How?" Gold asked. "You're gonna make us go to the future or something?" Silver said. "No…I'm just gonna make it so there are more than just one Jirachi and have a Jirachi that's gonna appear…today." I explained. "…It's kinda obvious that…they're just…more than one Jirachi…so…" Silver said. "…Gah! Look, the point is, there are hardly more than one legendary pokemon here-where you live, so let me just teleport a Jirachi…crystal, thingamajig and wait for a few hours or so!" I said. "…See? You can 'poof' one." Gold said. "I can't 'poof' something…I can only teleport something. There's a difference!" I snapped. "Ok! Ok!" Gold raised his hands in defense. "No need to get snappy…is it that time of month for you or something?"
That comment literally got him airborne.
"Crystal." I said sharply at her. She jumped and straightened, alert and surprised. "…Let's find a sign language class!"
And that comment literally got me airborne. And a date with Gold at a nearby garbage dump (which is pretty far away).
"…Crystal." Silver said calmly after I went 'flew'. "Ani was supposed to get Jirachi for you."
Oops Crystal cringed.
When Me and Gold came back
"So…is the plan good?" I asked, sporting a bump on my head when I landed on Gold. He has one on his forehead, by the way. Silver and Crystal nodded. "Just get on with it." Gold grumbled. I snapped my fingers. "…Wait, that's it?" Gold said after waiting a bit, mouth open. "What do you expect? An abra kadabra trick?" I replied like it was the most obvious thing. "…No wind and blinding lights? Or some sort of rock formation?" Gold said. "I said I was going to teleport, not summon." I said. T T
"Well? Where's the crystal?" Silver said. I shrugged. "Nearby, but Jirachi ain't gonna wake up until…" I looked at the clock a staff member was hanging up. "…Until a bit after lunchtime." I finally said. "Was there really a need to look at the clock?" Silver commented in the background.
"That being said," I continued. "Looks like we're just gonna have to sit back and relax until the time comes." I said. "Shouldn't we look for the crystal thing first?" Gold said while Crystal nodded in agreement. "I guess…but it's pretty much outside of the warehouse so we don't really have to. Of course, if-"
Suddenly the door opened and I felt a sharp pain at the back all of the sudden. The blow made me lean forward before losing my balance and fell to the floor. "Wh-what…?" I said, crying at the pain. I heard a clang. The object that attacked me must be heavy. I got up, rubbing my head while the others watched the front door. "What hap-"
"WAAAAAAHHHHH!" a voice said as a blur of red and white passed me. When the slight breeze died down, I heard a roar of anger. "GET BACK HERE YOU COWARDLY PRISSY BOY!" the blur of sapphire eyes and growls passed me again. Gold turned to get a look at the chase. Crystal and Silver blinked, dumbfounded. Another figure at the door came, huffing and puffing. "*pant* *pant* Wait-*wheeze* Sapph! It was my fault!" Emerald said, leaning on the door for support. "Emerald! Move it! Now!" Ruby said as he ran towards Emerald. Emerald dodged in time as Ruby and Sapphire exited the warehouse. Gold continued to cheer like it's a horse race. When Emerald got back up the bickering duo already entered back and is now running laps. Sapphire continued to spat out threats while I continued to stare at the ground. Silver and Crystal watched in silent judgment. Emerald ran towards the Johto trio. "What happened?" Silver asked. "A lot of stuff." Emerald muttered. "Weren't you and Ruby supposed to fixed the house while Sapphire get tortur-I mean, accompanying Blue and Green?" I said. "Sapphire ditched and we sort of got finished." Emerald explained. "Sort of?" Gold said. "You know, I just realized, but aren't you supposed to go with Blue too?" I said to Gold. "She didn't want me." Gold replied bluntly. "Back to the question-"
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" Sapphire yelled as she threw a lamp post. "Waah! It just got delivered too!" a staff member wailed. "Do your job." Another commented. Ruby ducked his head and dodged it as well as the other various things Sapphire threw. Ruby stopped in front of Emerald. "Help me please!" he begged. "How?" Silver, Gold, and Emerald said. Sapphire caught up and picked up the same object that smacked me and lunged at Ruby. They went into a full on fist fight with Sapphire on offense and Ruby on defense. "That thing looks heavy." Gold commented. "And expensive. Where'd you get it from?" Silver asked. "Outside." Emerald replied. "Jeez! That thing is a freaking jewel! Don't smash it!" Gold said, trying to intervene (only to get an elbow-full in the face). "I bet he just want to sell the thing." Silver said. Crystal sweatdropped at how close it might be to the truth. "Why do you have such an expensive looking thing anyways? Not to mention ugly looking." Emerald said. "Don't tell me you stole it, did you?"
My eye twitched. "Ok! Stop!" I bursted out. Sapphire stopped midstrike, and Ruby (who is under her) sighed in relief. "I could charge you for Pokemon Abuse you know!" I yelled, comically enraged. "What do you mean?" Emerald blinked. Silver and Crystal got the idea and gulped, dark lines under their eyes. "Hm?" Sapphire and Ruby noticed their reaction. Gold continued to massage his face. "That's the Jirachi I teleported!" I said. "You're practically banging Ruby with a sleeping pokemon, ya idiot!"
"…" the Hoenn trio blinked. "Sapphire you idiot! Put it down! Put it down!" Emerald yelled. Sapphire hastily dropped the crystal on Ruby's face. "Ow!" he said. "Not like that!" Emerald said. "How can you guys NOT know?!" I yelled while everyone else was getting hysterical. "We never saw it!" Emerald said.
"Yes you did! You saw Jirachi turned into a crystal and then disappeared, remember?!"
"It wasn't like this!"
"YES IT WAS!"
After everything died down
When Jirachi awoken, I immediately apologized over and over again even though it didn't know what happened. The rest just stared in wonder. "Well…in any case…" I finally said. Jirachi perked up and the change of topic. "Do you think I can make a wish on you?" I asked. Jirachi nodded happily and its third eye opened. "Okay, I wish for Crystal's voice to come back." I said. "And some-mmph!" Crystal blocked Gold's comment as to not interfere. With the wish granted and all, everyone looked at Crystal. She opened her mouth. "…A….aaah…" Crystal softly managed to choke out. "Welcome back, Crys!" the staff members and I all pounced on her with alligator tears until Crystal kicked us back. "See? Ain't that bad, right?" Gold laughed. "Anyways…" he turned to Jirachi. "Think I could get a shot?" he pointed to himself hopefully. Jirachi quickly flew to Emerald. Ruby and Sapphire shrugged. "Guess not." They said. "That was an abrupt ending despite how many hours we wasted." Silver commented. "Ah, whatever." I said, a band-aid on my forehead. "All's well that ends well, right?"
When I somehow got Jirachi to escape from Gold (and Sapphire)'s clutches
Red and Yellow entered the warehouse. "You just missed Jirachi." Emerald said. "You just missed the shower." A staff member said while holding her nose. "Another guy is using it."
"What do you mean by Jirachi?" Red asked. "I thought it went to sleep." Yellow said. "Ani pulled some strings." Crystal replied, getting a hang of her voice again (still can't yell without cracking). "Crystal! You got your voice back!" Yellow brightened and congratulated the girl. "That's good." Red smiled. "Where's the others?" he asked. "More importantly," Gold held his nose. "What happened to you two? Covered in garbage like that. And is that fried noodles in your hair, Straw Hat Gal?" He asked in a high voice. The others held their nose too since the smell was getting to them. "We…got into a fight with some of the…bystanders..." Yellow said slowly. "And we ended up in an open trash bag." Red finished. "EW!" everyone replied.
When the guy using the shower got out (he accidentally got soaked), Ruby immediately pushed Yellow and Red in, along with himself (don't worry, it's split. Girls on one side, boys on another). "Hurry up! I can't believe you let your clothes get so filthy in such a short time. I have spare clothes, here!" he said. "What about you?" Yellow asked. "I need to clean up too! I was running around and tossed into the dirt for hours!"
"By the way, what did happen between you and him?" I asked Sapphire. "Hmph." Sapphire replied. "…Ok. I'll take that as the usual then." I said and looked at the Johto Trio. "…Who wants to go get Blue and-"
"He's doing it." Crystal and Silver pointed at Gold. "Why?!" he yelled angrily. "Why not Silver? Blue likes him better!" He pointed at the redhead. "Yeah, but you were supposed to be with Blue anyways so…" I shrugged, ignoring Gold's comment of "What kind of excuse is that?!"
In the end, I called Blue and it turns out that her pokegear got fried or something since I kept getting straight to voicemail…
"Ah, whatever." I said after calling for the 30th time. "Forget about getting her and Green back. Can't find them. So…why don't we just finish up and get the Randomizer hat, okay?" I told the others. "What about Blue and Green?" Crystal asked. "You guys will tell them when they get back." I replied. "Now, where's the hat?" I looked around. Everyone started to look around for it but to no avail. "…oh come on!" I said. "We lost our only randomizer hat?!"
"We always had only one randomizer hat…" a staff member said. "So?! Now what are we gonna do?!" I said. "Cancel?" Silver said a little hopefully. "As if." I huffed. "Darn it." Gold muttered. "I know! How about we do another taste testing-"
"No!" Crystal, Gold, and Emerald said. Silver prepared to punch me. Sapphire is already attacking me."D-don't worry! You won't have to cook or anything! Really!" I said, backing away and avoiding Sapphire.
"It's still probably gonna be somethin' that ain't edible, ain't it?" Sapphire growled. "Um…yes and no?"
"ANI!"
Sorry, but I don't feel like reporting much, so let's put it at that.
That being said, review and can someone tell me pretty much all the side characters from the Kanto to Sinnoh arc? And by that, I mean like Shelly, Courtney, basically characters that doesn't have a huge, huge role but has a defined character, get it?