Disclaimer same as before.
Writers notes: Thanks to my wonderful beta WizardSmurf.
Colin Creevey is Lefou, sorry about making him a bad guy. Colin just seems to fit Lefou, with his worshipping nature of people.
Lavender Brown is that girl who has a crush on Gaston. Yes its triplets in the actually story, but here it just one.
Currently in the village, McLaggen was inside a local pub drinking away with a look of anger across his face. "Who does she think she is! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to me! Not to the great McLaggen!"
"You're damn right, she must have lost her bloody mind to say no to you." Colin said as he walked over to McLaggen carrying a couple of beers "Every guy would love to be you, McLaggen." Colin hands a beer over to as he was about to drink his own, McLaggen took that one as well.
"Dismissed! Rejected! Publicity Humiliated! I am McLaggen, I am the best! I deserve the best! Hermione should be my by default!" McLaggen went off on a rant, and after he finished up drinking his beer he threw it at a wall.
"More beer?" Colin asked.
"Why bother nothing helps." McLaggen said in a depressed state, as a local town woman, Lavender Brown walked over to McLaggen.
"McLaggen." Lavender said in a sexual tone. "Forgot about that foolish silly little book worm." She said as she was feeling up McLaggen's shoulder muscles and gave him a sexy smile. "She is foolish to reject you McLaggen. I would never do that to you. I would worship you, I will obey you, I will-" Lavender went on as McLaggen shut her up.
"Bugger off! You are not even worthy of looking in my direction! Hermione is the best in this own town and only I deserve the best!" McLaggen glared at Lavender with disgust in his eyes.
"But... McLaggen please." Lavender got on her knees and begged him. "Please McLaggen I will do anything please." She looked up at him with a deperate plea in her eyes. "Anything, Anything!" McLaggen looked at her with disgust.
"Bugger off you harlot! Do you know who I am, I am the great and only McLaggen. I am the best, so I am entitled to have the every best! The best is that beautiful breathing taking Hermione Granger. Her body is that of a beautiful Goddess. She is far more beautiful then you can ever hope to be, so you are not worthy of me!"
"But, McLaggen. She doesn't even want you, she is rude to you. She rejected you, she publicity humiliated you. I will love, when she won't!"
"God you are the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my whole life." McLaggen said, "And besides I won't give up. She will be mine, I swear it I will make her mine!"
"That's the spirit McLaggen." Colin said with a smile as he hands McLaggen another beer. "You know she is probably playing hard to get."
"What are you on about?" McLaggen said before taking a sip of his beer.
"Well, she doesn't want to make it easy for you. She knows you love a challenge, so she is giving you one." Colin said with smile.
"You're right, and I am willing to bet that one day soon she will come to me and beg for my forgiveness." McLaggen smiled with joy.