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Paul POV:

I sat in the front yard and snapped the twig that was lying beside me. I glared at the imaginary line that kept me in the damn yard before glaring at my belt. I heard someone running over and looked up to see Jarrod smiling a goofy smile with a look of pure evil in his eyes.

"Paul you have to come with me back to my house. Kim and Emily are wrestling and I have a huge thing of Jell-o." He smiled evilly.

I looked down at the ground glaring at a beetle. "I can't," I stated simply before hitting the ground and making the beetle crawl across the ground faster.

Jarrod looked at me confused. "Uh-huh and why not?"

I stood up wiped my pants and stepped forward only to feel a giant shock run through my body causing me to yelp and jump back into the front yard. "That's why." I pointed at the ground like a maniac.

Jarrod looked shocked with owl eyes before falling to his knees laughing. "What the hell was that?" He choked out between guffaws.

"It's a shock collar thing but I don't know where the shock is coming from." I growled looking down at myself again everything was normal. I was wearing a black wife beater and a pair of dark wash jeans being held up by my new black leather belt.

"How can you not know where you're being shocked from?" He asked standing back up but letting a few chuckles out every once in a while.

I glared at him. "Well I try walking over it and then I get shocked and it sends painful shocks through my body, I'm not really paying attention to where it's starting and ending." I growled at him.

"Why are you out here anyways just go back inside." He stated dumbly.

"I can't, Bella is throwing things and screaming." I said looking down.

"Why?" He raised his eyebrows at me.

"I told her she looked bigger but I meant the babies were getting bigger and I was excited she took it the wrong way, screamed, stormed out of the room came back hugged me and then told me to get out while she calmed down." I shrugged stupidly.

"Wait she was angry and just hugged you out of the blue?" Jarrod asked raising his eyebrows even higher.

I nodded." Yeah it was weird."

"You think she has something to do with the shock collar thing?" He asked.

"I don't know but I'm way too freaked to go in that house to have a plate thrown at my head . . . . . Again." I rubbed the back of my head where the stupid plate hit me. She hadn't meant to hit me I just kind of walked into it.

"Okay well uh maybe we could go in together I mean she can't hit us both at the same time." He said scratching the top of his head and the motion reminded me of a monkey I saw in the zoo a long time ago. I shook my head getting the thought out and nodded.

We walked up to the front door and I slowly opened taking a peek inside and saw Bella watching a movie on the T.V. I think it was The Labyrinth. I slowly walked over to her and she turned towards me smirking.

"How are you Paul?" She asked in a voice that screamed too innocent.

"I'm fine, how are you?" I asked playing along trying to get her to undo the spell she put on me so I could leave my own yard and sat down on the couch beside her. Jarrod stood in the doorway with a look of I'm-gonna-start-running-soon.

She looked at me briefly before standing up. "Stand," She instructed.

I stood shaking slightly. Not out of anger but fear. She is the only person on this planet and probably the next that can scare me. I waited and she wrapped her arms around me. I felt her tug on my belt and she pulled back with what looked like a small black box.

"What is that?" I asked.

"A shock box I took it off the shock collar I bought the other day. I was waiting for a chance to see what it could do and you just happened to piss me off." She shrugged.

I stared at her disbelievingly, before grabbing the offending box. "This thing is what has been shocking me for the last three hours?" Jarrod walked over to me and poked the box like it might break his finger.

He looked between me and Bella. "You guys have to be the weirdest couple I have ever met." He stated like it was obvious.

I punched him in the arm and he yelped. "Why did you put this on me? Why not one of the other pack members, you know the ones who aren't the father of your babies and loves you more than anything?" I asked raising my eyebrows.

"I was gonna put it on Jake put you got in my way." She said grabbing an apple and sitting back on the couch. She didn't even look at me. "That reminds me can you attach that thing to Jake's belt, please. I talked to Leah and she installed the invisible fence thing while he was on patrol a few days ago." She said still not looking at me.

"Um yeah sure, can we go or am I gonna get shocked again?" I asked panicking.

"Nope you're fine and as long as you give that to Leah to put on him I won't put the spare on you." She said sweetly.

I shook my head and heard Jarrod mumble something along the lines of 'one crazy girl, never ever get her mad.' I laughed but agreed. Note to self: never call Bella sweetheart and never ever say she looks like she's bigger when pregnant and just bought shock collars.

I practically ran out of the house only pausing at where the shock usually happened before going through and laughing with delight. I started running towards Emily and Sam's house and saw Jarrod jogging just behind me. I few cars honked at us and I waved at the driver's as I jogged, I didn't feel like running right now but wanted to feel the air on my face. I smiled the entire way there only to start laughing when I saw Kim had Emily pinned to the ground and was glaring at her.

"Why are they fighting anyway?" I asked before I started laughing again watching the rest of the pack cheer on Kim or Emily.

"Emily said she could make better chocolate chip cookies and Kim said hers were better. Personally I prefer Kim's but Sam much prefers Emily's anyway ten minutes later they were fighting like cat and dog." He laughed with me before pulling out his cell phone and started recording the wrestling match.

I looked over and saw almost every wolf holding their cell phones and taping it. "Wow you know you're definitely right this would be better in Jell-o and if Bella was here in the fight." I chuckled thinking about how she would kick their asses and her chocolate chip cookies could beat either of theirs any day.