OK so this is chapter whatever of Paramore? Bella? What? Please review even if it's just "update" or "keep writing". One again thanks to shoshona'79 and Karma Cullen Whitlock Hale for everything

ALPOV (Alice)

Wow, I was actually gonna be on a real Hollywood set. I can't wait. Maybe they'll be celebrities, oh and fit guys, ooh fit, tanned Hollywood guys.

"Alice!"

"Edward," I shouted back with the same amount of energy as he'd used.

"Could you please attempt to control your thoughts," he said walking down the stairs with her clinging to him as if her life depended on it. "Alice," he said sounding tired and worn out, "please just try, for me. Please?"

I hate it when he does that, he makes me feel so guilty. He smiled triumphantly when he realised he'd won. He looked smug but his eyes said thank you. "Besides, I don't think Japer would appreciate you thinking of other men like that." He had to mention that and of course Jasper chose to walk in at that moment.

"Jasper wouldn't appreciate you thinking about which men like what?" he asked his eyebrows raised, he didn't look angry, just amused and for that I was grateful.

"So, Alexis ready to have fun?" I asked honestly trying to be nice to her but she made it really hard.

She eyed me suspiciously before ignoring me and walking into the living room like she owned the place. I held back my anger and followed her to try again.

"So are you excited? Hollywood guys?"

"They won't be "Hollywood" guys considering we're in England dip stick!" she spat back at me. Of cause I knew they weren't actually in England but they might have been flown in or even better English guys.

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After a 30 minute drive into central London we'd finally arrived at the set. A green screen, a lot of cotton and sand hmm. I didn't know what to think of it to be quite honest maybe there would be some good images projected on to it. Aidan, Emma, Josh, Zac, Jeremy and Taylor were already there, I guess the only person who was missing was Bella. After 5 minutes she turned up in a bathrobe/nightgown, ok interesting choice of wardrobe.

"Bella!" A male voice exulted, "long time no see squirt!" he said pulling her into a bone-crushing hug. "And how are you little monsters?" he finally released her therefore allowing her to talk.

"They are not monsters," she said as she playfully slapped his arm. I could have sworn I heard Edward growl behind me, "but they are fine and right there actually." She turned around to point at, Aidan and Emma? At which point Emma sprinted into the strangers arms meanwhile Aidan followed at a slower pace. He hugged him too but it was one of those I'm a man and I don't do hugs but seeing-as-I-have-to-I'll-give-you-a-quick-one.

"How are you Ben?" Emma asked.

"I'm great squirt. Either you've to have grown since the last time I saw you or I've shrunk." He seemed to ponder this for a moment before deciding to let the subject drop. He started talking to the staff before he suddenly shouted "Edward!" Oh I didn't know that he knew Edward.

"Hello, Ben. Long time no see." Replied Edward politely.

"Yes, sixty-five years long time." He replied in a serious tone but you could see the teasing in his eyes.

"You know him?" everyone asked at the same time.

"Yeah, Ben and I went to school together, when we were human." Ben just nodded in agreement "So how is Tia?" Edward asked conversationally.

"She is doing good thanks, shopping somewhere. So are you ever going to introduce me to your family?" I was thinking the same thing.

"Of cause forgive me, These are my parents Carlisle and Esme, my brother Emmett and his wife Rose, my other brother Jasper, his wife Alice and Alexis my err-." I noticed he couldn't quite bring himself to say girlfriend.

"Girlfriend," Said the bitch. Jesus she couldn't let herself go unnoticed, she was vainer than Rose and that was saying something. I could tell by the expression on his face that Edward agreed. Then why was he with her? He suddenly looked like he was asking himself that question and he should. He belongs with Bella and I will get them back together somehow first of all we have to get her to talk to us. I walked over to see her practising dance moves with a choreographer.

As I was about to talk to her or try and talk to her a booming voice shouted behind me. "Alright, Bells come here please." She immediately stopped rehearsing and went over the Ben who I presumed was the director of the video.

I need candy, sweets, cupcakes, sun, everything and anything that represents California. Can you do that for me?" why was he asking Bella is could do it? Wasn't it part of the art designers' job?
"I can try." She replied.

Suddenly candy, sweets, and cupcakes everything Ben had described appeared and then the strangest thing Bella now had black hair, was an inch shorter, she still looked like herself just with black hair. I recognised her from somewhere but where was the question.

They started doing interviews and Bella or whoever she morphed? Yeah whoever she morphed into was first.

"When you hear this song you think oh this music video is gonna be California girls in bikini's and it'll be a party of sorts, well all those things are in there. I had this idea on tour like a year and a half ago to do like err a candy tour but like very literal you know like cupcakes and all things cute and just bring them to life and then umm we decided to do something with the album artwork that is somewhat seems edible and It just seemed that this music video would be appropriate."

Ben then spoke posing as the director.

"Everybody's been working really hard on this and I think this is by far the biggest music video I've ever done to date."

"It's called candyfornia, you know like a board game," Ben explained "where essentially Snoop is playing Katy and umm every girl that's ever played Snoop before has been trapped in the game. So err Katy's task in this game is to rescue the three girls and you know beat Snoop in a final showdown." Katy, Katy, Katy! As in the Katy Perry Katy. I wonder how Bella does that.

"Ok, enough chit-chat Bella and ladies in the video to makeup!" Ben commanded his playful mood vanished, I guess he was now in work mode. "I'm missing three girls, where are my girls?" he walked off somewhere.

Minutes later he appeared with three bikini's in hand walking toward us. "Hello ladies which three of you would like to be dancers in Katy Perry's new California Gurls?" He was trying to sound cheery but it was clear that the missing dancers had really annoyed him. Esme and I immediately stepped back leaving only Rose and Alexis standing there already reaching for their bikini's. It's not that I had a horrible body or anything but I was not going on TV looking so pale next to really tanned girls.

Ben seemed to know what I was thinking and said "if you're worried about your complexions don't worry that's what Bella's for."

"What do you mean?" I quizzed him.

"Bella, she's an illusionist. That's one of her powers." He answered.

"How does her power work? And what do you mean ONE of her powers? How many does she have?" Carlisle asked, curiosity ringing like a bell in his voce.

"Guys I'm sorry but if she hasn't already told you this it's not my place to say. Just trust, you won't stand out." He handed me the bikini. I took it without a second thought again.

"Alright, let's get to business!" Ben shouted again but this time he sounded happy.

Snoop Dogg walked to sit in a chair, made of candy, I mean I don't eat but it looked really mouth watering.

The producer walked in front of the camera and said "Katy Perry - California Gurls Part 1 Take 1."

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
let's take a journey

[Katy Perry]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)

"Cut!" Ben yelled, he was beginning to get on my nerves. "Doing great guys but make my eyes stick to skin, give me an eargasm." Everyone stopped to look at him when he said that but he just smirked and screamed action.

You could travel the world
but nothing comes close
To the golden coast
once you party with us
you'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

"Cut!" Jesus helps me! "Katy I need you to get on the cloud now. "Cloud? There was a cloud?

"Err, sure. Emma love could you come and help me." She didn't ask but more like dragged Emma into the changing the rooms and came out in another silk dressing gown and climbed up a ladder onto a make shift cloud. She pulled a curtain that I didn't even know was there closed only to appear seconds later but naked on the cloud.

JPOV (Jasper)

Horny, horny, horny, too may hormones floating around but then a new feeling hit me. Lust it was radiating off Edward and Josh. Hmm interesting.

Bella or "Katy" continued to shoot her video and after six long hours we were done half an hour later we were shown the final product and I must admit she looked good but Alice, my tiny little pixie had all my attention whenever she appeared on the screen.

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
Lets take a journey

[Katy Perry]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on a beach
We get sand in our stilettos
We freak
And we're cheap
So play the songs on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg]
Tone Tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her

The girls a freak
She drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I'm okay
I wont play
I love the bait
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
And Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Come on boys
Hanging out
All that ass
Hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just to get
In between
Katy my lady
(yeah)
You looking here baby
(uh huh)
I'm all up on you
Cause you representing California
(ohhh yeahh)

[Katy Perry]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
(West coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg]
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, yeah)

EPOV Edward

Wow, just wow. Who knew she had it in her. The Bella I knew was shy, quiet and didn't like being in the spotlight. Well it suited her she looked absolutely wonderful!

Wow, Edward man. If you still have feelings for her do something about it don't just stand there with your bitchy girlfriend and feel too horny for you own good. Jasper's thoughts broke me out of my trance, I just looked at him. I know Jasper's an empath and everything but it was kind of annoying how he knew how I felt at all times. I suddenly understood how everyone felt living with a mind reader.

Oh, wow, just look at me Alexis, only seeing her, again. The only reason I was with her was because she looked like Bella, brown hair, brown hair, similar figure but she still can't compare to the real Bella. I don't know why everyone is looking at her; I'm much sexier, right Eddie? I internally flinched at my "nickname". I hated it and Alexis knew that but she still insisted on calling me that. I just smiled at her not wanting to let her know what I really thought. At that moment I decided that I had to win her back. I would win Bella back if it's the last thing I do but first of all, a bigger problem; I have to get rid of Alexis.

Ok guys this is chapter whatever of Paramore? Bella? What? Please tell em what you think. Please review even if it's just "update" or "keep writing". Please let em know who you think she belongs with; Edward or Josh? I'm not having Chad Gilbert because he's fat, ugly and bald (at 28) I will however introduce later in the story so he can add drama.

Thanks for reading!

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