AN: Very short one because the long one is gonna take a few more days...and this made me laugh
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Just to recap. My brother? My wonderful twin with a heart too large to fit all of the five nations inside?
He's a jerk sometimes. Unintentionally.
Case in point a very excited Lee bouncing (yes. Like rubber) into my room still in his Pajamas with an exuberant "WE MEET OUR TEAMS TODAY!"
I have no hesitation to admit I poked my head out of my blanket cocoon, saw the sun was still snoring and there were even visible stars so it is not yet Today but still the Day Before and groaned. "Lee, I love you to the moon and back and out to the furthest star..but if you don't crawl in here and go back to sleep so we are well rested for meeting our teams..I'll color my forelocks pink and go give them to Sakura!"
"Eeep!"
There we go. One Lee octopus curled up in my bed, and after assuring him that no, I really do not have an interest in Sakura, she's all his if she wants to be, and no I do not have plans to run away with one of the Hyuuga and start a new clan..where did you get that idea from!? He was snoring. And stole my pillow in the process.
Screw being awake. I'm out.