Me: Hey guys! I'm back! Yo Naruto, Com'here!

Naruto: Sup Pink. What do ya want?

Me: Do the disclaimer.

Naruto: Why do I gotta?!

Me: Because, I am the author of this story and can easily turn you into a gay-ass loser and pair you with Sasuke-basterd!

Naruto: NOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Me: How 'bout I pair you with Lee?

Naruto: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

Lee: Somebody has said my name! I am honoured that someone as youthful as you guys would say my name! *cries*

Me: Umm, Lee? I wasn't saying very "youthful" things so you might want to take that back...

Lee: Why, what could be so unyouthful?

Naruto & Me: NOTHING!

Naruto: Pink doesn't own my show in any way... Even if she slaughtered Kishimoto, cut his and her head and skull open and swap their brains!

Me: What the heck Naruto! Maybe I should call in Sakura to beat you to beat you to a bloody pulp for being such a baka! *Hides saw under table with foot*

Naruto: I am not a baka!

Me: You are too!

Lee: Um, Pink? You have an audience waiting for your youthful story!

Me: *Grumble* On with the story.

Chapter 3: Daddy's home!

(Hinata's POV)

I hastily walked down our footpath and reached for the door knob. I opened the door enough so I could pop my head through. Nope, Father's not home yet. I can still get ready. As I opened the door fully, I heard the all too familiar, spine-tingling voice.

"Hinata."

"F-Father! Y-you gave me a f-fright. You are home early..."

"Hinata, I am 20 minutes late, and so are you. Where have you been?"

"I-I was welcoming the n-new neighbours... They offered m-me lunch and I stayed there for a w-while longer to explain s-some neccesary things to kn-know about Konoha..."

"...Fine. I have another call to make." He said coldly. He clearly didn't believe my fib. He turned back to his car and I turned back to the door, shaking. Why is Father so cold to me? What have I done to earn this from him? These horrible feelings of negelect just keep building up. Tears of fear started to well up in my eyes. I opened the door and saw Mother. She instantly pulled me into a warm hug. I buried my face into her cleavage and cried softly.

"Aww... It's ok Hina... I know Daddy can be a bit scary at times... Use Momma's bosoms as a pillow..." She said in a voice that adults use on little kids as she gently stroked my hair.

"M-Mother... I told Father that I had lunch at our neighbour's house and got caught up explaining neccesary things about Konoha... Can you play along and say that you sent me to?" I asked quietly with a soft *Hic*.

"Sure Hina."

"Thanks Mom. I'll be going to bed... The sooner I sleep, the sooner I'll be at school and the sooner Father will be away. By the way, I told the boy to wait outside my door at 8 so I can show him the way to school."

"Nice! You've picked up a boy!" She teased with a wink. I could tell I went slightly pink and giggled/hicced gently.

" Good Night Mother."

"G'night Hina." She said with a warm smile.

I walked uo the stairs leading to my room and belly flopped again backwards onto my bed. I stared blankly at the ceiling, thinking about Naruto. He is pretty cute, and he seems nice enough. I hope Ino's slutty gang doesn't try to take him... I think I might have a chance with him... I gentley closed my eyes and fell asleep with racing thoughts flying through my mind.

(Naruto's POV)

I stood up from the couch and walked over to the table slowly. As I sat, I winced in pain from when Mom shoved me.

"Damn it Mom! Did you have to shove me into the coffee table? My head is hurting now!"

"I'm sure both of them do!" Mom said with a snicker.

"Her head must have been like a boulder... Talk about giving a header!" She laughed hysterically as she slapped her thighs.

"I'M KILLING MYSELF! HAHAHAHA!"

"M-MA! I DIDN'T NEED THAT!"

"Oh grow up! You know she's gonna give it to ya someday!"

I felt my face go red at the thought of doing that.

"Hey! Get ya head outta the gutter. You have to wait a few years till that, mister!" She lectured sternly.

"Ma! I'm not like that! She probably doesn't even like me..." I said with my head down.

"Hey! Don't go all upset on me! She probably does like you, just you wait! When she admitts it, she'll pounce on you and pull you into a fiery kiss! Then, she'll rip off your shirts and then your pants, then your—"

"Kushina, quit with the sex talk! You're making him flustered! Look at his face!" Dad interupted abruptly.

"Pa!"

"Min'o! I got ramen for dinner. I got an extra large BBQ pork with extra miso, your favorite!" Mom said as she presented the ramen. Dad rushed over and gave Ma a quick kiss then wolfed down his ramen.

"Mmpf o!" Pa said with his mouth stuffed full of ramen.

"Heh?"

Pa swallowed quickly and repeated his muted phrase.

"Thank you."

"No worries! Anything for my Min'o." Ma said as she stalked toward him seductively.

"Maybe I can reward you for you manners tonight." Mom said with a wink.

"Ma, I don't need to hear you guys making my possible baby brother/sister all night." I said as I put my hand on my forehead.

"If you don't like it, go next door and sleep in Hinata's bed!"

"Hinata?" Pa asked.

"It's our new next door neighbour's daughter. AKA, Naru's first cruuuuuuuuussh!" Mom teased.

"Oooooh! Has my boy gotten himself a girlfriend?" Dad asked as he gave me a noogie.

"It's nothing like that!" I argued. "I just met her today and besides, a girl like her couldn't like a guy like me..."

"Naruto, you've had girls everywhere falling for you." Pa stated as-a-matter-of-fact-ly.

"They're just shallow. Hinata's not like that and she's too good for me..." I rebelled.

"Naru, didn't you see the way she blushed around you?!" Mom stated as if I had completely missed a helicopter crashing next to us.

"She is just shy!"

"Naru, give it time. Get to know her. Hang with her a recess and lunch. You guys are a total CC!" Mom said dreamily.

"Kushina, what's a C—" I saw Ma nudge his arm roughly to try to make him play along.

"Yeah... Total DD..." He strained to say as he groped his arm in pain.

"*Ahem* CC *Cough*" Ma said to Pa descretely. I took the last bite of my ramen and started to trudge up to my room.

"Night Ma, night Pa. I'm gonna go bed now." I took a small peek at our beloved ramen clock. "It's getting late."

"Aw! You just want time to go by so you can go to school with Hinataaaa!" Mom teased like a school girl.

"Ya know, I'm beginning to think if you're my parents or my friends." I said with a chuckle.

"You said 'ya know'! You're excited!"

"So what if I am? Come on! PLEASE LET ME GO BED!" I groaned.

"Hahaha! Night Naruto."

"Night Naru!"

Hey guys! Congratulations, you made it to the end of this chappie (Which is actually kind of easy 'cuz it was so short but anywaaaay)! I'm glad you read to the end cuz that means I didn't bore you. Thanks! As always, give a little R&R, maybe a follow or fav and I'll be happy! Next chappie is when they go to school. C ya til then! Have a good morning/afternoon/evening.