A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. So have any of you just sat on a bus and looked at people's crotches. I did that two days ago. I started to write down guesses on how many times the person I was looking at has gotten laid. I asked one girl and she laughed when I told her I guessed twenty. I was four people to low on my guess. Anyway lets check out the comments you all left me.

Guest: I know some people don't like how Family guy has made he recently. But I'm using the emotional Brian that the show gave us in seasons one through four. So he's not that annoying like in later seasons. He's caring and kind of drunk annoying.

Let's check in on our dog and his bone.

Quahog Rhode Island Peter's POV

I inhale and exhale letting my back slouch over in comfort. I'm stand next to Joe and Quagmire. Joe's flipping burgers while Quagmire and me are drinking some beers.

I say "What a great day to have a little barbeque with friends and family. Reminds of the first time I had smoked salmon on Seamus's old fishing ship."

Joe says "Well Peter when you said Brian had a fun day planned for us. I thought it was another trip to an art museum."

Quagmire groans to add "Yeah I wasn't going to come until Cleveland told me that is was going to be a relaxing afternoon at the park."

I rub my neck to say "Yeah Brian's idea of fun are boring. But hey we're here and we can relax."

I turn to see Lois and Bonnie talking to each other with Stewie and Joe's daughter on their laps.

Cleveland and his family are sitting at the park's table too. His kids are playing with Brian. Junior and Cleveland's other son are throwing a ball in between both of them.

Brian's running back and forth trying to catch the ball.

I chuckle as Brian rolls to finally catch the ball. Only for Cleveland to start and wrestle with him for it. Something about it being autographed but Cleveland's kids still laugh at the whole deal.

Joe says "Ok everyone lunch is ready." Joe carries the food over to the table and we start to eat. I tell Joe that the hot dogs are great.

A few minutes into my lunch I stop chewing as engines and shouts come in from all around us. I look up also seeing three helicopters hovering over us too.

Soon a swarm of guys rush our table and pull me from my seat.

Feeling a guy's knee on my man boob while another guy holds my wrist at an uncomfortable angle. It's really pissing me off.

Hearing the click of handcuffs three guys with big guns tell me to stay down. One guy tugs at my wrist as I get to my feet. Looking over I see them doing the same thing to Quagmire.

Pulled to my feet I'm pushed to stand next to Quagmire. And some guy in a really nice gray suite comes over to us. He's wearing some sweet gold sunglasses.

Lois shouts "What the hells going on? What are you doing to Peter?"

The guy in a gray suite takes off his sunglasses in a cool fashion to say, "You husband and Mr. Quagmire here are under arrest Ms. Griffin. The list of charges against them is very long and has landed them on the FBI's most wanted list."

Brian asks "On what charges? Peter's and Quagmire have done nothing wrong." Hearing Brian growl at my defense is so like him.

Gray suite says, "I'm officer McBulge of the FBI and you friends or and family members are under arrest for several reasons. Mr. Griffin your charges for example are over several counts of state property destruction.

"Along with several international cases of illegal entrance into the country. Mr. Quagmire you list is long as well. You have triple digit cases of foreign kidnappings, women being drugged, and varying sexually assaulted charges.

"Bastards like you two make me sick. Causing mayhem and trouble everywhere you go. They won't be able to find a hole big enough to put you two in."

The FBI guy then turns to smoothly put back on his sunglasses.

FBI guy says "Officer Swanson I'd advice you stay in town as well. Seeing as you live by these two. We're going to need an officer that is intimately involved with these criminals. And their criminal doings.

"Have a good day everyone. Oh and the court hearing will be Monday to let you all know. So don't be late cause this case won't take long."

Brian says, "Don't worry Peter and Quagmire I'll get my friend from Wall Street to help I promise."

They push me into the back of a Hummer and slam the doors shut.

As they drive us away I look back to see everyone with a sad face. I turn to Quagmire to ask "You think they'll let us have a music night in the jail. Cause last time they teased us with that and we ended up bored the whole time."

Griffin house third person's POV

As everyone listens in on Brian phone call to his friends on Wall Street. Cleveland watches the guy's from the FBI takes stuff from Quagmire house. His bed, his chairs, blender and cocktail mixers. And lastly his stripper cage.

The FBI made a quick walk through of the Griffin home too. And took a bunch of messed up shirts that belonged to Peter. Along with a bunch of smash cellphones.

Brian is holding his phone out while its on speaker. But also pay attention for Stewie to send him a message.

Hidden inside Brian's ear is a radio piece that Stewie gave him.

Stewie had to switch places with Brian to steal the sex toys from Quagmire's house. While the FBI are going through Quagmire's house.

The earpiece rumbles in Brian's ear for Stewie to say, "Ok Bri I've got the good stuff. Taking them up to my room to be disinfected and properly cleaned. I'll be down once the water starts to boil."

Brian fake rubbed his ear to make the earpiece give a confirmation beep back to Stewie.

Brian's Wall Street lawyer answers back to Brain's question.

Wall Street lawyer says "Brian look my hands are tied. Any lawyer that tries and defend your friends are doomed. Their case won't see a court date.

"The evidence, witnesses, and documents are solid. Once the judge does the hearing your friends can't win once someone's sees that list. And even if it goes to trial or a pre hearing for a jury your friends will be luck to get life sentences.

"Cause for all they've done they're facing the death penalty."

Lois says, "Oh my god Peter's going to die." Lois starts to cry cupping her face into her hands. At that instant two things happened to Brian.

One he knows he's sent his best friend to his death. But two is what's happening on the outside. Lois is next to him and is asking him to try and help.

And Brian gets to comfort her and put his moves on her as he pretends to help.

Brian smiles inside knowing that Peter and Quagmire will be gone from his new life either way. And he can finally have the family he dreamed of having.

Brian rubs Lois's arm to say, "Don't worry Lois I'll still try. Look Mart please give me something I know you can."

Mart groans to say "Ok you'd have to get then to plea guilty. They'll get life and maybe in over forty or so years they'll see a parole hearing. And that's a big maybe Brian.

"But only if they agree to a pleas of guilty. Outside of that I can't say what will happen."

Brian fakes sighs and watches as Lois runs upstairs still crying her eyes out. Inner Brain thinks 'Oh the marriage sex with her is going to be so fucking hot.'

Ms. Donna says "Damn things sure get crazy around here Cleveland."

Cleveland says, "I agree it happens a lot when Peter gets into his normal shenanigans. But still how are we going to convince them that pleading guilty is right thing?"

Brian fake sighs to say, "Well what can we do? Once they ask Joe the questions they want the case is over. And under the law Joe can't lie."

Joe bows his head to respond "Brian's right. Peter and Quagmire are my friends and even if I help them. I'll be destroying my own career in the process."

Bonnie asks, "I wonder what the agents will ask you?"

Meg answers "Probably if Mr. Swanson saw certain events around my dad. And once he answers that's all the judge will need to hear."

Chris says "Everyone look dad and Mr. Quagmire are on TV."

Chris raises the volume as the new anchor says, "We're live outside of the Rode Island state holding facility as the FBI agents bring in two dangerous individuals from their most wanted list.

"Peter Griffin the mad mixed retard. And Glenn Quagmire the million vagina rapist are being transferred to this temporary location. Awaiting the mountain of evidence and witnesses that are to take the witness hearing stands this Monday.

"Families and victims alike are here showing their dislike for these two individuals. Excuse me sir what do you have to say to the family and friends of these two? No doubt they will be in attendance at the court hearing come Monday."

Random guy answers, "I don't blame the friends and family from these two criminal monsters. And I know everyone here agrees right!"

A roar of agreements proceeds of people calling the innocent of the Griffin's family and friends before the guy goes on.

Random guy says, "These two monsters have hurt their friends and family too. So they're too scared to say anything about them.

"But now they're free. But I expect to see them at the hearing. And no matter what happens I still say fuck you to those two monsters!"

With that people cheer again and turn their attention elsewhere. To then start to throw tomatoes and rocks at the armored bus that has Quagmire and Peter chained to separate seats.

Brian turns off the TV to ask, "Everyone please head home. We need to focus come Monday. Peter and Quagmire are going to need all the support we can give them."

Everyone agrees and they all headed home. Meg and Chris go to their rooms and Brian heads to Stewie's room.

Inside Brian pulls a book from the shelf and pushes the hidden button inside of it.

In a flash a hidden door slides to the side and Brian walks in. Brian is all smiles as he finds Stewie working on his new gadgets.

Brian asks, "Are these them?" As he pokes the new mind control helmet Stewie has next to him at his lab table.

Stewie nods to say "Sure are Bri. With these new instruments you'll be able to change their thoughts with but a touch. And the dimensional device will be able to copy and past things we want."

Brian nods as Stewie places the helmet onto his head. Brian asks, "So I touch her and say what she'll do and feel?"

Stewie nods to add "It'll even manipulates the words you use on her. Now how do you want to go about explaining the changes in Meg and Lois's bodies?"

Brian says "Easy once I marry Lois I'll say it's a new work out plan that made them hotter. With how simple-minded people are they won't question a thing.

"And if other women ask I'll get to see some hot women work out in a gym I open. It'll keep the lie going and I get money for the family."

Stewie smiles to hug his father. Happy that he's starting to think like his son.

Griffin house Brian's POV

I'm smiling during the dive to the court hearing. All weekend I've been using Stewie's mind control helmet at night. While everyone's been asleep I've been placing new emotions into Lois and the kids.

I even got to grope Lois's beast as I put new thoughts into her mind. It's so funny to see their new personalities and emotions towards Peter.

Meg now fully dislikes Peter and is focusing on her fitness. As well as a career in medical practice.

While Chris now longer holds any respect for his dad. All he feels is pity for the fat retard. While he also wants to pursue a career in the Navy.

And Lois well I've gotten her to remember all the kind and loving stuff I've done.

Against all the shitty stuff Peter has done for her and the kids over the years. She's now deeply regrets staying with him after having Stewie.

All he's destructive tendencies and situations began right after Stewie was born.

We're now sitting in the seats behind Peter and Quagmire's table. Meg's sitting at the end of our bench with Chris and Lois are next to her. And Stewie is on my lap as I sit next to Lois on her left side.

Cleveland and his family are behind us. Joe and Bonnie are sitting in the next row across from them.

Meg says, "Man this is bullshit. Why do I have to be here mom? That fat bastard is getting what he deserves."

Chris says "Meg relax we'll get this over with and you'll never had to see him again. So just relax already just show him that you at least showed up."

Lois says, "Your brothers right Mag. Lets get through this and move on. I want to be divorced as soon as this is over. Peter's just lucky his crap hasn't caused people to hate us too."

Stewie whispers "It's going great Bri. Soon we'll be a family and things will be oh so much better. Now be ready I have a feeling the prosecutions may call you."

I nod as people become silent as the bailiff announces the judge. Female bailiff says, "Now preceding the honorable Judge French Dong."

On queue Peter snickers and pokes fun at the judges name to Quagmire. To which the judge tells Peter's attorney to shut him up.

Judge French Dong makes a quick skim of the two thick booklets before him.

Judge French Dong says "Prosecution agent Sue from this list of charges I'd say these two should be at the end of a needle or chair. Defendants will rise and state their pleas now."

I tap their lawyer, which I got to represent them for only one hundred buck. I say, "Pleas of guilty tell them."

The lawyer tells them as they stand but Quagmire says "Not guilty." While Peter says "I'm going with him not Guilty too your honorable Dong."

The crowd begins to boo and shout curses at them. While I hear one guy snicker at Peter's comment. Stewie, Meg, and I snicker when somebody hits Peter on the side of the head with a shoe.

And old lady with on shoe stands and says, "Give this niece raping home destroying yahoo's the chair judge."

Judge French Dong calls for order to answers "Mr. Griffin and Mr. Quagmire you can't win this case. I'm sure your lawyer has told you by now the list of witnesses that are against you two.

"But lets see how far this rabbit hole goes. Ms. Sue calls your first two witnesses."

Agent Sue says "Prosecution calls Brian McFarlane to the stand." Placing Stewie onto the bench I walk over and get sweared in.

Agent Sue asks "Mr. McFarlane your no long listed as the Griffin family pet. Because of the class action lawsuit you did against the city. A lawsuit, which was caused because Mr. Griffin tried to pass you as a pet. During which time he was faking a robbery.

"At the end of which he laughed at everyone in attendance at this event. Tell me why did he try to pass you as a pet? When I hardly can see that seeing as you're a talking dog."

I smile to say "Well Peter has his um moments where he gets an idea and he runs off with it. And often times he has called me the family dog."

Agent Sue asks "And is it also true that you have taken care of his children while he's off doing his destructive or violent acts?"

I say, "Um yes a few times wasn't his fault per say."

Agent Sue says "People three your honor a text from Peter Griffin's phone to Brian McFarlane. I quote 'Yo Brian jumped off a street lamp and landed on the hood of a car. My leg hurts but I'm going to do if five more times until I can roll of the car.

"Like I saw in that crazy Bruce Wallis movie with Chris Tucker'."

I nod to say, "Yes I received that text and assumed he was doing that."

Agent Sue asks, "How well do you know Glenn Quagmire Mr. McFarlane?" I say "Enough and enough to know he doesn't really like him."

Agent Sue asks "And why is that Mr. McFarlane?" I answer, "Well he thinks I'm a bore and not that much of a stand up guy."

Agent Sue says "But you hired a lawyer for both him and Mr. Griffin after the state took all their assets. And you also appeared with his other friends for support. Do you still see him as a friend?"

I fake sigh look down to say "Yeah I guess... Peter likes to hang out with Quagmire. So I told myself to suck it up. If my best friends happy I could try to be."

Agent Sue asks "And is that the reason Mr. Griffin is your only best friend? Or your only close friend? Because he doesn't get along with people you like to hang out with?"

I say, "Yes Peter doesn't have the mental capacity to think beyond his current IQ. So yeah that why."

Agent Sue says "People's nineteen your honor. We were still building our case. But still believe the relevancy of this incident that our agent caught on tape. This video shows Mr. McFarlane savagely being assault by one Glenn Quagmire."

(See clip of Brian being beaten up by Quagmire on YouTube.)

I rub my fake rub my neck as the crowd boos and curses at Quagmire.

Agent Sue says, "Mr. McFarlane you only stay with the Griffin family to make sure the kids and Ms. Griffin are ok. You hangout with Mr. Griffin's friends cause you owe him for getting you off the street.

"Which happened over ten years ago. Mr. McFarlane your only worry is that if you leave this wife and her kids will be in danger or worse. The prosecution ends with this witness your honor."

After me Joe goes up onto the stand and is hit with a storm of questions.

Agent Sue asks, "Officer Swanson you saw and have been witness to half the crimes committed by these two. Yet because of your friendship with them they have gotten way from being arrested."

Joe argues "I have not once used my police authority in such a way."

Agent Sue says, "Peoples twenty your honor a series of stop light camera pictures. Of one officer Swanson along with a drunk Mr. Quagmire and Mr. Griffin.

"These photos show officer Swanson stopping these two. Talking for ten minutes takes a few beers and returns to his patrol route. Not reporting what happened at all."

Judge French Dong looks from the pictures to look at Joe and asks "Officer would you care to explain? As would you miss Sue is this a three way lawsuit?"

Agent Sue answers "No your honor after this officer Swanson will be arrested on separate charges."

I tap Stewie and he whispers, "I know this is percent. Now we can also get Ms. Swanson."

With that the Judge says, "That's enough miss Sue I've heard just enough. The fact that an officer of the law was aware of these crimes is beyond me. So I will bring down verdicts now.

"Glenn Quagmire I sentence all your assets to be sold and the money be give to your victims. Which I knew is still a far cry from what they've suffered or continue to suffer with. I also sentence you to the death penalty by lethal injection."

The judge hits his hammer and the people clap shouting at Quagmire. Bringing a sly smirk to my face seeing him squirm and begin to cry.

Judge French Dong asks for order then continues, "I'm not finished! Peter Griffin you are beyond despicable and wrong. But I can't take your assets seeing as your wife has to support three children on her own.

"And also all the family money is in her name. If I sentence you to hard labor I will cheat the people out of years on hardship.

"I sentence you Peter Griffin to the chair!" With that the room is in a roar with cheers the judge hit his gavel trying to calm them down.

As the guards took Quagmire and Peter away Meg spits in Peter's face. Lois then slaps them both Quagmire and Peter several times crying as she does so.

But thanks to my words they're tears of anger. Seeing all of this brings a long smile to my face.

Stewie whispers, "I love you dad."

I hold him and whisper back "I love you to son."

Well hoped you liked it and if you didn't well I don't care. Drop me a review and some other fun stuff. I'll see you later!