(Camera opens Ralph, sitting on some random loveseat at Gene's Penthouse)
Wreck-It Ralph: Hey, everybody. Now, I can say without a doubt that this movie turned out perfectly. But tonight, we're gonna show you a few mess-ups we had on set. Roll 'em, Rich!
(Scene changes to Ralph hanging onto a candy branch, having just arrived at Sugar Rush.)
Ralph: SUgar Rush? Aw, this is the candy go-kart game right next to the Whack-a-mo-whoa!
(The branch snaps from Ralph's changes to Vanellope and Ralph hanging from the candy cane tree. Vanellope is hanging upside down.)
Vanellope: Are you a hob-whoa!
(She falls out of the tree, landing with a *plop.* Ralph looks down, worried. He turns to something offscreen.)
Ralph: She fell in the swamp. Can-can someone get her out?
Vanellope (O/S): (chuckles) I'm okay!
(Camera turns to Vanellope, covered in taffy, but safely out of the swamp. Scene then cuts to Sergeant Calhoun, from the perspective of the FPS. She is running in-game.)
Calhoun: Shoot the eggs before they hat-ow!
(Calhoun falls over some random rock.)
Ralph (narrating O/S): There was a lot of tripping and falling during the first few days…
(Cut to the interrogation scene, where King Candy is talking to Ralph in his castle.)
King Candy: THE GLITCH. The coin she usthed to get into the rrrr-I…I can't do thisth! (laughs) Thisth listhp's to hard!
Ralph (narrating O/S): King Candy was certainly goofy, on and off screen. He even pulled a few pranks on the screen.
(Scene cuts to the first instance of the Bad Guy Affirmation Scene.)
Bad Guys: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
(Camera has turned to where Ralph should be, and he's not there. The camera cuts down a little to show King Candy, holding the villains' hands in Ralph's place. All the villains chuckle at this.)
King Candy: Thisth was Ralph's idea, you know!
(Scene changes to the Laffy Taffy scene. Felix pulls out his hammer to fix the first hit to his face, only to find it replaced with a regular one. He looks somewhere off-screen, up above.)
Felix: Candy! Did you do this!? (laughs) I'm gonna have to put on my makeup again? C'mon, man! You've been doing this all week!
(Scene cuts to Vanellope about to go off to her first race with Ralph.)
Vanellope: You know, a vurp. A cross between a vomit and a burp. And you can feel it just rising up—! (She actually lets out a burp.) Oh my, oh my gosh. That wasn't supposed to happen, was it? (chuckles, and turns to the camera.) This is what you get for shooting right after lunch!
(Scene cuts to Vanellope, trapped in the fungeon. The camera focuses on the door, which has a muffled punch, then…another muffled punch.)
Ralph (behind wall): Hey! I'm supposed to punch through this! Didn't you guys replace this during lunch?!
(Scene cuts to Ralph back in the loveseat.)
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, that's all for now. See you next time!
(The bloopers done, Ralph attempts to get out of his chair. Not meant for Ralph, it's easier to get in than out. He ends up getting up, the loveseat perfectly attached to his hips)
Ralph: Aw, geez. Wait…(turns to camera) Is that a red light? Are we still on? I can't believe—Gah!
(He goes over to the camera, loveseat in tow, and covers the camera with a hand before turning it off.)