Warning for adult situations and language...
On another note... Guest - You are more than welcome to your opinion and if you do not like the story, feel free to not read it. However, yes Elizabeth is vocal and doesn't hold her tongue in this story BUT she is nothing like Carly and the rest of the hypocrites in Port Charles. Where in this story she is speaking her mind, nothing she says is untrue, where as with Carly and her ilk, 99% of the time, it is lies and other bogus garbage. I chose to write this a certain way and that was a woman comfortable enough in her skin that she doesn't give a lick about what other people think, she only has to be true to herself. Perhaps, if that isn't something you like or are a fan of the users in PC, then this story may not be for you. Thanks.
Chapter Six
"Don't say it; didn't I say not to say it?"
Within the first hour of being awake, Jason was ready to do something drastic to get out of the hospital.
"Jason Morgan, you are a moron."
"Gee, thanks Diane I always love hearing your snide voice while I lie in a hospital bed. What took you so long, Alan called you hours ago."
"Don't get snippy with me jackass, you and only you, put yourself here. How's that working for you? And your father buttmunch, phoned barely twenty minutes ago."
"Can we pretend like we've done our regular verbal dance and get down to what needs to be done?"
"And what has the great 'enforcer' deemed important today?"
"You are more snarky than normal, what crawled up your ass?"
"Let's just say between Sonny, Carly and you, I probably won't get to sleep until sometime next week. Yes, I know I didn't say Sam but that is a whole other issue and no amount of shoes will have me working for that woman. I may not have a choice representing Carly and Sonny, but once this is over…"
"Okay great, whatever. I don't care if you represent them or not. Especially after that little warmonger hit my woman."
"Who's a warmonger and pardon me, but are you talking about Sam. I wouldn't use the term woman for that tramp, even if all words ceased to exist and that was the only one left. Now, if you want me to call her a con artist, fraud, scam, trick…"
"God no, not Sam, Elizabeth, she's… Never mind, I need to know what you are planning to do to get whatever trumped up charges Ric is trying to railroad me with, to go away."
"I'll do what I can; I can't see how anything he does will stick. It may take a while, but I think you will go free."
"Well, don't take too long, I need to be out of here before my child is born."
"Say what-the-fuck? Can you repeat that, I think my head just imploded?"
"As I can still see and hear you, nope didn't happen. What's to repeat, . . . . . . Did you get that, did I say it slow enough?"
"If you tell me you knocked up the walking herpes commercial, I am abandoning you all. My Jason would have more common sense that to dip his wick in that diseased…"
"Would you relax, again not Sam. And excuse me, but your Jason, to quote you, what-the-fuck?"
"Whew, you had me worried there. I thought we were going to have to ask your parents to come sanitize you before we could continue to talk."
"Hahaha, you are so funny… Not now nor will I ever be your Jason, the only woman who owns my ass, is currently on her way, away from Port Charles. You need to find 'MY' Elizabeth Webber, she and her son. I don't care if you have to spend millions, just find her.
"You knocked up my Nurse Webber, wow, didn't think you had it in you, but yowzer, I guess you did/do. Congrats."
"Why in the world are you calling her yours now too? Diane, have you been drinking?"
"Nah, this interesting and verbose Jason is just thrilling. I think you have said more to me in the last thirty minutes than you have for the entire time I have worked for you and Sonny."
"Yes, well, when you have the world sitting on a platter, just feet away and then to have it suddenly removed. You rethink your ideals and priorities. If I wouldn't have been such a sissy, douche bag, Liz and I could have been married since she turned eighteen."
"You've known her that long and you just impregnated the girl, damn, you do move slowly."
"Actually, I have known her longer, but that is neither here nor there, you keep sidetracking me. The next thing you'll be asking about our sex life and whether I can please the woman…" Jason said dryly.
"Well, you did bring it up. You look like a virile man…"
"For the love of all that is Louboutin, shut up."
"You know shoes?"
"Diane, I was being a smartass, even I can pull it off on occasion. Can we please get back on topic?"
"Well, pardon me; you are the one who is making this meeting absolutely entertaining."
"Great, so as well as being shot, you are now telling me I got a personality?"
"You kinda, sorta had one before, but this Jason, damn, you're sexy." Diane said with a wink and a huge smile.
" .God. You've lost your mind. Don't make me get out of this bed and tie you to a chair and gag you, to get you to focus."
"Sounds kind of kinky, will there be spankings too?"
"Diane!Shut up! Go, get these charges dropped, find Elizabeth. Get adoption papers in the works, start looking for a house I can secure and please, for the love of your shoes, get freaking laid!"
"Do you have anyone in mind that I should be getting laid with? I think you should send some men my way with some applications and I can look over their…resumes if you will."
"You are such a perv, you know that right. Will you do what I asked?"
"Absolutely, as long as you do what I asked. A woman like me needs a strong man, a man who can satisfy all my desires…hungers. You get to work on that list and I'll do all I can for you."
"You never did tell me what the charges are."
"Because as of right now, you are being classified as a material witness or some shit. No actual charges have been filed. I am sure there is only a matter of time, especially since your bimbo is in lock up right now and probably why Ric isn't in here hounding you."
"Well, the good news is I didn't kill Diego and whatever Sam thinks she knows, is bogus. I'd be surprised if she knew what a dictionary was and what it is used for. Brains just don't go hand in hand with that one."
"Wow Jason, you aren't pulling any punches. I have to say, this new you is positively refreshing."
"Yeah well, I've had some time to think and we both know that is almost impossible to do with the tragically, terribly thick triplets. Plus, my girl said she's going to lay siege to me and my heart."
Jason smiled so big, Diane thought he was going to crack something.
"Good to know. Get better, let's try and keep you in here for as long as possible, the longer you are out of lock up, the easier it will be on you. Of course, you might just want to get put in lock up to avoid your annoying friends."
"That might be the only place I can get some peace and quiet. No matter though, here or there, so long as there is a light at the end of the tunnel and that it don't take five to ten to get there."
"Understood, I'll see you later; I have my work cut out for me. Just to be sure though, were you serious when you said I didn't have to represent Carly and Sonny?"
"Do, don't I don't care. But if you want to lessen your load, dump them, citing something or another."
"That is very magnanimous of you Mr. Morgan. Consider yourself my only client for the foreseeable future. Tata darling, behave and no making eyes at the nurses now that yours is currently MIA." Diane purred as she turned and left the room.
"Goodbye Diane." Jason replied while rolling his eyes.
Pushing the call button again, Jason waited to see which nurse would come to his aid this time.
Moments after, Epiphany Johnson walked through his door. 'Oh goodie' thought Jason.
"I was wondering if you could bring me something to drink and since I am on a roll tonight, I was wondering if I could talk to you, when you get back. Who knew, yammering and rambling away like Elizabeth makes you thirsty?"
"Do you need anything for the pain?"
"Nope, just water."
"I'll be back." With that, the woman walked out of his room.
'Might as well get all my ducks in a row, that way it leaves more time for me and my girl. Be ready baby, I'm going to lay siege to your heart, your mind, your body…' Jason thought as his eyes briefly closed. Just five minutes he told himself…
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