A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. So guys and gals sorry for having to miss last month. My only excuse was that it was finals and yes in college they make you feel as if it's a job. So they expect your work when they expect it. So had to take a few days to let my hands rest. Being a starting engineer major is nothing short of pressure on your hands. But still dudes I hope your all cool and relaxing at least for most of the summer. So lets see what you guys left in the reviews.

Spanky1988. awj: Don't worry dude wait no longer here it is.

HyperA1985: Don't worry dude that will happen to a few characters thanks to Brian 'Wink'.

Mercswar: DUDE! That's idea just inspired me to come up with a great twist when I read it. I literally rewrote this chapter because of how awesome your idea was. Thanks Merc this chapters for you!

Let's check in on our dog and his bone.

Quahog Rhode Island Third person's POV

In the sexy club LAP Lois aka Serenity Slut is twirling and grinding her ass against the stripper pole. Several of the bi ladies were just dropping fives and ones for her. One woman was trying to keep it discrete as she fingered herself under her dress.

But Lois caught her and is giving her plenty to image with by grinding her ass in that direction.

Lois kept at it knowing that even if she didn't get a lot of attention. She'd still be able to make money doing a few lap dances in a booth.

Back in the Dungeon Phil the white unicorn was huffing as Brian finally managed to tug the ten-inch straight dildo from his ass.

It was pretty much a tub dildo with nothing making it look like a cock.

Phil huffs and pulls his still throbbing cock out of his submissive sissy partners ass. Phil takes a tissue and lightly dabs his forehead.

Phil exhales to say "Thanks Brian I thought I was going to have to use the shitter and pass that thing. Oh but I do believe I owe someone a good hummer."

Brian pulls a chair over and takes off his jacket. Taking a seat Phil gets close and starts to lick and nip at Brian's balls.

Phil then snorts as Brian's tip slowly starts to peak out. Popping both of Brian's balls into his mouth Phil swishes them back and forth with his tongue.

Phil making sure his horn doesn't stab Brian as he continues to tongue lashes Brian's balls.

In a huff Brian looks down to see his full erect cock and Phil releasing his balls. Both are dripping with the unicorns spit.

Phil says, "Damn Brian I didn't know you where this fucking big. You know for a dog your packing a piece of man sausage big enough for even me to enjoy."

Phil inhales Brian's cock from tip to the top of his knot. Using his tongue to circle around the large inflated knob seeing as it can't fit in his mouth.

Brian groans as Phil gives Brian one hell of a blowjob bobbing his head like nothing he's experience with Lois.

Grabbing Phil's horn Brian makes him go faster and to the unicorn's delight he does.

After mere minutes Brian blows a load right into Phil's mouth with a loud howl. Brian thinks 'Good think I paid for the sound proofing in these rooms.'

Phil coughs a little even from all the times he's blow people and other animals. He's always had a problem with the ones who shot the bigger loads all at once.

Still doesn't stop the unicorn from tasting Brian's cum.

Phil says, "Damn you cum is some good stuff Brian. But how about we make tonight even more fun."

Brian asks "How so Phil and no I'm not fucking that guy's ass."

Phil snorts to say "Not his ass this ass." Phil turns so shake his smooth large rump right in Brian's face.

His braided tail moved to the side so Brian and see Phil's winking and lubed dripping ass.

Phil says "Its still wet from the dildo I had up in me. And yes I'm clean in there too. So what do you say Brian ready to have our own dog and pony show?"

Brian sighs to say "Fuck it why not but you don't tell anyone and you tip over two hundred bucks."

Phil says "I'll tip you five if you make sure to cum inside."

Brian nods and before Phil knew it he felt Brian slam himself to the knot right in his ass. Phil neighed loudly and trotted in place out of pure shock.

The gay unicorn doesn't know what hit him until Brian reels back to the tip and plows his knot into his ass.

Phil's once slightly erect cock not only gets hard fast. But Phil clinches his teeth as his eyes roll back into his head.

In a loud neighing yes Phil's head starts to twitch as his smiles in a blissfully silly way. And blows ten hard jets of sperm onto the tiled floor.

Brian smirks knowing that trick would work and simply stays in place. Letting Phil ride off with his high for a half an hour.

Brian then pulls his cock out with a sloppy pop. Phil with his front legs bent and his head towards the ground looks back to Brian.

Phil says "Sure you made me cum but you forget you have to cum in this horsey rump for the money."

Brian sighs knowing he'll have to do it. Aside from Stewie Phil makes the only other guy Brian's actually fucked. Brian rolls his eyes to think 'Damn I wonder how long Phil will use this so that I'll keep fucking him?'

Ramming himself back into Phil's ass. The unicorn bucks back huffing at how good it feels to receive after going so long without getting it.

Phil works as a marriage consultant for horses who are married. But what he does isn't advice he gives the guys a new hole to fuck so that the males in the marriage can think of a different hole.

Or fantasy as they plow their mares the day after his visit.

And for the last eight months he's gotten no work except on his private fuck for cash line.

Sure he gets paid but he's often the one giving the cock to submissive sissies like the one still bond on the bed.

Brian pulls out his phone and plays the famous horse racing trumpet music. And grabs a riding crop from the wall of toys.

Before Phil can ask Brian is whipping the unicorns ass cheek with the crop in one hand. The other hand holding his tail and tugging it hard. All the while Brian stroke thrusts to the music like he's in the race.

Brian shouts "Faster Butt Bitch fast! We're in fourth if you loss again I'm going to buy that black stallion that shook his ass at me in the stables!"

Phil's brain not only left the building if practically jumped from his skull. Phil hates black mustangs because they always think they look shiner and constantly call themselves the best lovers.

Phil reels back his ass and slaps it to Brian's waist while clinching. With his face is on the floor and his cock is twitch like crazy Phil imagines himself besting all his black competitors as he pass the winning ribbon.

All the while his jockey Brian balls deep and motivating him on.

In yet another howl Brian unloads in the unicorns ass. Whipping the crop hard onto Phil's ass a few last times.

Phil also cums shooting off another load with his cock wedge between himself and the floor.

With his face contorted to a silly tongue gasping bliss Brian pulls his cock free. But takes a picture with his phone hash tagging it First Place Ass.

Brian wipes his cock and says, "Well have fun the rest of your stay Phil and remember that tip."

Phil babbles a response and is wobbling as he tries to stand up right. With his ass leaking cum Phil knows he still has to fuck the sissy on the bed. Brian leaves the unicorn to work and heads back upstairs.

Bertram's POV

With a sigh I walk over to my computer making sure the synthetic mask is molding right.

I sigh to say "Five hours to mold this thing and I don't know how long it'll take to put on. Damn I'm wasting time and I haven't found someone to distract the dog. Him not knowing is vital to my plan."

Looking over to the security cameras I have aimed at Stewards house. I sip my cup of apple juice.

After thirty minutes I notice a red headed woman sitting in a car a few houses down. Zooming in I notice she's also monitoring Stewards house.

I say, "Interesting this could use a bit of further investigation."

Dashing from my home I make it to the woman's car. Climbing in through the open window I dart her neck to knock her out.

I say "Good she didn't drop forward onto the horn don't need any unwanted attention."

Digging into her purse I find her identification. I say "Well Carolyn you're about to tell me everything you know."

I return to my lab still in shock but utterly happy. I smile as Carolyn wakes from my sleep dart with my note in her hand.

Looking around Carolyn then fishes for her phone and calls the number. Answering with a mildly deeper voice I say, "I see you got my little note Ms. Carolyn."

Ms. Carolyn asks, "Who are you and what do you want?"

I answer, "To help you and yes I know what you plan to do. You want the dog for yourself and I want to eliminate my rival from that family too.

"So I thought we'd help each other out. You do what you can from the front and I do my part from the back."

Ms. Carolyn says "I'm listening for now."

I sigh, "Look what I trying to do is end a competition I've been having with another of his family members. But you need to help me get revenge on my rival by distracting them from my activities.

"And if you do well I'll be sure you have everything you need to get the dog."

Ms. Carolyn asks, "How do I know this is not a setup?"

I answer "In the glove box I left a disc that will be very helpful in spreading the word about Ms. Lois for you."

Ms. Carolyn says "I don't even know what's on here but I like it already. So what do I do?"

I answer "Give that to the church preacher on the other side of town the church that Lois goes to. And be sure to add some fake tears so that it'll be convincing to how shocked you were."

Ms. Carolyn asks "Anything else?" I add "Yes also be sure to put in a fake call for child welfare after you give the preacher the disc. Make sure the preacher doesn't see your face."

Ms. Carolyn says, "This is going to be perfect that bitch will be ruined."

She hangs up the phone and drives off leaving me to smile at my work. With today being Sunday Stewards family should be completely relaxed at home. But I won't have to wait long with how fast Ms. Carolyn just drove off.

Computer says "Mold has been completed Lord Bertram." Hoping out of my chair I go over to the face piece.

I smile at the curly brown locks and soft face. I smile to say "With this I'll be able to get closer Steward and crush him from within his home.

"So Steward you enjoy cross dressing to mess with people. Well let's see how you like it when I do the same and ruin your life. Haaaah victory will be mine!"

Stewie's POV

Damn Bertram has began his plans and this child services bastard is clearly apart of it.

When the child service officer and preacher arrived I too was surprised. But on seeing the discs short clip of Lois getting fucked in a caveman role-playing porno. I must say age has been good to her.

Lois says "What I was before doesn't affect me as a mother. Stewie is happy and loved in this family."

Child service guy says "Sorry to say ma'am but you were once married to one of the most horrible men in American history."

Dad says "Hey she couldn't leave him because he had an iron hold on her. You know and well as the rest of us that it took a solid case in court to finally set her free.

"And now you think for a second that I'm going to stand here and let you take away my wife's kid. You got another thing coming!

"If you don't have any proof that Stewie has been harmed or neglected then you have no right to be here. And if you continue to falsely accuse my wife I will drag you to court for every charge of wrongful persecution and accusations.

"Then well see how long you have your job. And how fast I hand your ass to you in a legal battle.

"No all of you get out of my house before I have the police throw you out."

Dad slams the door as the leave giving Lois and Bonnie both kisses to calm himself. Meg and Roberta also give dad kisses to the cheek and rubbing his head.

Dad says "The nerve of those assholes. I should sue them for harassing us and bringing up false accusations with no solid proof. Besides some woman in a confessional."

Lois says, "I think we both know whose behind this right Bonnie?"

Bonnie says "Yeah Brian while you were still in the hospital that cheating ex bitch Carolyn tried to make a pass for you.

"She came here and started talking crap to Lois. No doubt this has to be from her trying to get back at her."

Dad says "Well it won't work. Peter couldn't break Lois's love for this family and no cheating backstabbing bitch is going to do it either.

"Don't worry I'll call my lawyer and talk to a close friend to see what he can do too."

Lois says "No Brian I'll handle that slut if she comes back. She wants to target my kids them she'll have to face the head bitch of this pack."

After a quick chat we all head upstairs dad telling Lois and Bonnie he's going to sleep with me and Susie to make sure we sleep well.

Putting Susie to sleep dad follows me into my lab.

Dad says, "I can believe Carolyn would stoop so low."

I say "It wasn't her I grabbed the disc while the priest wasn't looking. And from the scan codes they came from a computer in my rivals house."

Dad says, "Wait so Bertram and Carolyn are working together?"

I shrug to answer "Or she's a pawn he's using to further his own plan. Oh that's right I haven't told you what I found out yet.

"Well while you were at the club I manage to get into Bertram's lab. He's planning to get close to me using a female disguise much like I often use.

"Once close he plans to take all my secrets. But he won't know what hit him when I do the same to him."

Dad asks "But won't he be suspicious if you vanish while he's trying to get close to you?"

I answer "Easily I make a clone of myself with limited knowledge of my life. I'll make sure he knows a few things. But he won't be a complete copy of me.

"I don't want him getting touching on what's mine. And yes I mean your love. Bertram plans to get close to me once I go to kindergarten in two weeks.

"By then he'll have Carolyn do something else to throw me off. He knows that I'm close to you.

"But I'll get close to him and trap him in my own web of lies. And before he knows it I'll had tricked him. And his mother will be enjoying a double fuck from a father and son tag team."

Dad says, "I like the sound of that lets hit the hay sport. You've got a lot of work a head of you."

Getting to bed I strip to my diaper and let my girls free from my bra.

Dad cups my breasts and hugs me close saying, "Love you son." I yawn to say "Love you too dad."

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