A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. Been crazy dudes my town has had a lot of rain. And it's causing the flies to be really annoying. Still dudes hope summer has been fun to all of you. So yeah dude lets see what comments you left.

Mercswar: Thanks dude glad you liked the last update. And hope you like the fun in this one too.

Let's check in on our dog and his bone.

Quahog Rhode Island Brian's POV

After a few calming breathe tricks I was able to keep a straight face for what I'm doing. Sure I'm driving nothing to be worried about that. It's who I'm driving has me worried.

I can't let anything slip. After a week of waiting Stewie has finished his clone but Carolyn has gone quiet.

Stewie thinks Bertram is helping her work out a new skim. But with the clone having just basic memories and knowledge of Stewie's skills. I can't help but be worried.

Stewie also made a second lab to throw Bertram off if he ever does infiltrate the house.

Continuing to drive Clone Stewie hums to some Techno I have playing. The real Stewie is hidden in the trunk of my car prepping himself for his task.

I smile to say "So Stewie ready for your big day at attending kindergarten?"

Clone Stewie smiles back saying, "I'm excited but nervous as hell. I hope I make a good impression on the teacher."

I nod to say "Hey don't sweat it. I won't be surprised if you come back with atleast ten stickers with how good you'll be."

Clone Stewie asks, "Can we stop for ice cream coming home if I do get ten stickers?"

I nod and Clone Stewie gives a yea. After a half an hour drive I pull up and park near the school. Other parents walk over and hand off their kids along with their contact info sheets. To the teachers standing outside.

Doing all this for Clone Stewie I hug him. And he walks off with the rest of the kids into the one floor building.

Getting back to my car I open the backseat and slip inside. Stewie is finished dressing and now is adding something to his face.

I ask, "What are you doing?"

Stewie answers, "To throw Bertram off that I'm not Stewie I also have to change my face. He's using a face appliance so I must do the same. But not with all the molding and waiting.

"With this my Face molder I can change my faces forms slightly along with my voice.

"Thus getting me close to Bertram and beating him. So what name did you choice for me?"

I hand him the paper saying "You're Karina Smirnoff from California. And seeing as your dressed like a Valley girl again it will work."

Stewie says "Yes well I remember how you took a few too many glimpses at my ass. While in this cheerleader outfit on the train from burying your mother.

"I have to ask should I keep the hair bump or not?"

I answer, "Kept it, it works with the look. Ok now hurry they'll be closing the doors soon."

Stewie aims the futuristic face molder onto his face and we wait. After five minutes its finish and Stewie face looks different.

His nose is round and cute as a button, he's got dimples with a more rounded head and face. And the mole on his right cheek is a cute touch.

Stewie voice now softer and feminine. Stewie says, "Ok now to make this work lets go."

Leaving the trunk I hurry over to the last teacher waiting. Using the Touchy glove I make him not ask who Stewie/Karina's parents are.

Giving him a quick hug he scampers into the building.

Bertram's View

Perfect with my disguise on no one can tell its me. Walking over to the play pats I see Stewie on his own reading a pop up book.

I think 'Good he's alone now to make my move.'

I stop as a sassy voice says, "He's cute right?" I turn to see a blond girl in a pink one-piece skirt sucking on a lollipop.

I say "Ew no I was um planning to mess with him. I wanted to see if I could make him cry."

Blond girl says "Hey I saw him first besides he and I have lets say history."

I say, "So do I! He's been a thorn in side for years. His suffering will be mine and mine alone."

Blond says "Please it just sounds like your mad at him for stealing your diaper. Stewie Griffin wronged me when he stole my role as the head actor in Little Butler.

"Then he trashed my stash of Uranium. I'm sure he also stole one of my dresses for some weird reason too.

"The point is that his suffering is for me to enjoy."

The blond reaches behind her pulling a flip knife. With it trained to my neck she says "And if you get in my way I'll end you too."

I smirk to say, "Easy dear I have been wrong by Steward as well. He's thwarted my attempts to claim world domination several times. As well as stopping my attempts to kill him. But I believe we can work together for a beneficial compromise."

The blond eyes me to ask "And like what does this compromise have for me?"

I smile to answer, "You get even with Stewie but I get to kill him. But don't worry you'll get back from what he stole and more believe me."

The blond says, "How do I know you won't double cross me? I've dealt with Stewie's so called rival Olivia Fuller.

"Only to turn around and find she helps Stewie get one over on me. Costing me a win at a pageant and the recognition I deserve."

I sigh to say, "That's why you must only trust those who show their real anger. Watch this."

I pull a small ray gun and blast the paint tube next to Steward. Making it explode all over him.

Only of the care ladies walks over seeing the smoking tube and takes Steward away.

The blond and I start to laugh as Stewie yells and his ruined clothes.

The blond says "Yes I believe that somewhat proof. But I'm still going to watch you girly. Name Karina Smirnoff maddest Valley girl of north LA. Oh and don't think I can't kill you my father is a trained hit man."

I nod saying, "Noted dear Karina I'm Penelope Havoc world class villain of destruction. But at the moment having to keep myself busy by trying to kill Steward.

"So are we agreed?"

Karina nods shaking my hand sealing our deal. Karina asks, "So what's the plan?"

I smirk making her following me to a secluded corner. I say "Simple we cause havoc on Stewie's life under the gals that we're innocent. And have done nothing to him."

Karina says "He'll see through me right away. He knows I want pure vengeance so how do we get close to him?"

I nod to answer, "Steward hasn't seen my face as of yet. He's only heard my muffed voice. But he knows my work too well.

"I'll play the part of getting close to him and you play on your vengeance. And don't worry I'll help you every step."

Karina asks, "Are you dating anyone?" I say "No why?"

Karina blushes to say, "Cause girl you've got some cute brown curls and a face that would make my heart melt. That is if I still had it killing so many rivals does make to too dark to care."

I smirk to say, "Karina I think this is the start to a good partnership."

Carolyn's POV

I shout into the phone saying, "How was I supposed to know that the protective services wouldn't just take away the kid? Look just give me some more evidence and I'll make it work."

My mysterious friend says "Look I told you to wait. I knew that protective service wasn't going to act right away.

"I'm disappointed you didn't also leave the to fake clues to help them. But it is to be expected of a one track mind."

I growl to say "Excuse me but I want my dog I don't have time to play fifty clues with you."

Mysterious friend says, "Will you stop thinking with you cunt and think with logic! Think about it fool if Brian's home life falls apart his wife won't give him attention.

"He'll get horny and venerable. Leaving you to do what you want to whoa him to you. Then before the bitch can do anything you'll have your dog wrapped around you finger. And humping you all you want."

I smile to say "That sounds better so what's my next move?"

Mysterious friend answers, "For now wait and gather some evidence to see if she's cheating or whoring like in her old days.

"Once you have evidence contact me again. I'm getting close to beating my own rival in that house now. And with the help of my newest friend we are working together on our end.

"Remember to think logically and don't think with that cunt of yours too much."

He hangs up and I growl saying "Thinking with my cunt well can't blame me with the body I have now.

"Ok time to go back to spying. Maybe I should follow the other woman see where she goes?"

After getting dressed I head to Brian's house. And for the next last five hours I see nothing not a damn thing.

I say "Great looks like I'll be going home with nothing tonight."

Before I start up my car I see the whore and her friend leave the house. Both with gym bags under their arms.

Brian holding a baby as he waves them off. Starting my car I follow right away.

Following them at least two car behind they park in a strip club parking lot. I watch as they causally walk up to the back doors bouncer.

With a smile the guy lets them in. Following fast I pay through the front. With sunglasses on I head to the bar hopefully the bartender has some info on why they're here.

Bartender asks, "What will it be miss? Happy hour is still going for another twenty minutes."

I say "Nothing right now give me a club soda." He nods leaving me to look around. I look to the mirror behind him as he passes me the glass.

I smirk to ask "Hey who's the red head in that picture there?"

Bartender says "That's Serenity Slut she and works for the boss and the manager. The manager also works alongside Serenity."

I ask, "Which one is she?"

He taps the picture next to the whore. Showing me that picture of the woman who also lives in Brian's house.

Bartender says, "Yeah managers is Ms. Fuzzy Clam rumor has it she's a tight as a clam. But when you get her in bed she feels so fucking soft."

The Bartender laughs say "Oh hey their goes Serenity now." I turn to see the whore twirl from behind the curtain in nothing but cut off shorts, a bikini top, and a pink straw hat.

In no time she losses the shorts and top. And starts riding a mechanical bull while thrusting her ass and chest in any direction.

I smirk using my phone discreetly to record her show for my friends plan. I smirk to think 'Oh whore you're going to lose more then just your kid after this.'

Well hoped you liked it and if you didn't well I don't care. Drop me a review and some other fun stuff. I'll see you later!