Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or Lengend of Zelda.

Note: Hey guys. Im glad you like my story, it really makes me feel better about writing more as well as coming up with new story ideas. Now for Naruto being godlike? Maybe later on during the Pein invasion it all depends. He will be godlike in certain areas like Fuinjutsu, Taijutsu, and Weapons. He won't be spamming all kinds of S-rank jutsu or use Genjutsu aside from dispelling them. The pairing is finalized at Naruto/Hinata/Konan/Kurenai. I really don't want to overwhelm myself with too many pairings. If i did then their relationship wouldn't make sense at all.

Narutos Stats: (1-10)

Taijutsu: 10

Genjutsu: Can only dispell

Ninjutsu: 6

Fuinjutsu: 10

Bokijutsu: 10

Narutos Abilities

Chakra Chains - A special ability granted by the Uzumaki that allow them to shape their dense chakra into weapons, armor, ect.

Dins Fire - Passed down by his ancestor Zelda. Dins Fire can create a dome around it's caster to expand and burn anything in it's path.

Farores Wind - Passed down by his ancestor Zelda. Is a spell that can be used to teleport if you have been there before and left a "beacon" to guide you there.

Nayrus Love - Also passed down by his ancestor Zelda. Creates an unbreakable barrier around the caster. Can only last up to 5 minutes before it needs to be recharged.

Holy Weapons - Naruto was granted the ability to use the essence of the Triforce of Wisdom since he is the last Hylian. Grants him the ability to transform any weapon into one that can destroy someone with an evil heart.

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Chapter 3: Rescue The Kazekage

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Naruto sighed as he stepped into shower. He was finally for the first time in his life able to take a hot shower. If it wasn't for the fox he was sure he would've had hypothermia. He was in a way grateful to the fox. Why? Well even if he was stuck inside of him against his will, he still healed him when the villagers ruthless attacks began. The fox had also saved his life in pretty much all of his fights. Haku, Orochimaru, Neji, Gaara, Kabuto, Itachi, Kisame, and Sasuke.

He sighed again. He ever wondered what the fox was like before all of humanity gave in to their stupidity. He really wanted to befriend the fox despite their rocky past. He felt that the Kyubi was just misunderstood. After all he has lived for hundreds if not thousands of years by himself. If anyone needed a friend or decent company it would be the fox.

After his lovely shower he went dowstairs to eat some breakfast. He really wanted to rebuild the Shiekah tribe. He knew Hinata loved him and he loved her just as much, but he would need to at least take another lover or two to help with this. He would love them all equally of course. He never believed in favoritism considering nobody ever favourited him anyway.

After making a healthy breakfast of rice and steamed vegetables along with some milk he sat down and ate. He also didn't know what to think about his new team. Sakura she was alright although still annoying as ever. The new guy however was a little queer and in more ways then one. First off the guy shows up out of no where in the middle of the village to challenge him, and that ended up with said kid being thrown into several trees with a punch to the face. Secondly he had some weird fixation with the male reproductive organ. He was also very rude to everyone coming up with demeaning names for them. He called Sakura flatchested or ugly aside from the first actually being the truth. He called Kakashi cornfield scarecrow or failure. Then he had the stones to call Naruto dickless. Suffice to stay after what Naruto did the women on that street we're left with huge nosebleeds and blissful wet dreams.

Aside from the annoying new member of the team everything went great so far. He didn't have to do anymore D-rank missions (*cough* chores *cough*). He practically avoided all of the Rookie 11 aside from Hinata and Kurenai. To be blunt everyone else annoyed him. Kibas cockiness, Shinos monotonic responses, Shikamarus laziness and sarcastic demeanour, Ino and Sakuras loud mouths, Chojis lack of manners when eating, Lee was okay, Tentens fangirl obsession with Neji, and Neji was alright.

He was proud of controlling his emotions. Otherwise they're would be some new names on the memorial stone.

Shaking his head of these thoughts he decided to get dressed in his usual gear. Today he had a special mission. Which was to go to Suna and retrieve the Kazekage or better known as Gaara. His best friend had been captured after a valiant effort to fight off two of the Akatsuki. He understood the reason why a Kage must protect his village. Reasons he could care less for now. He had a new goal in life to achieve.

The Hokage position just wasn't for him. Even if he has the power of a Kage and above he just didn't want to sacrifice his friends or family for the village for any reason. After he was geared up he headed towards Hokage tower.

Hokage Tower

"I'm here Tsunade-sama." Said Naruto as he came in with his gear on. She acknowledged him with a nod, and a small sad smile with the way he addressed her. Even when she hated it, she loved it when he called her 'Baa-chan'.

"Right. Anyways. We've gotten a report from Suna. Gaara has been captured by the Akatsuki." She said. Everyone looked at Naruto as if expecting some kind of outburst. Naruto just stared impassivly at them all. He did care that Gaara was captured and possibly dead, but what good would throwing a fit like a child do?

"Well i want Team 7, 8, and 10 for this mission. You are to rescue the Kazekage at all costs. Now get to it." She ordered as they all left respectively.

She sighed as she pulled out a bottle of sake. 'I miss the old you. Naruto' She thought sadly before gulping down the bottle.

With Naruto

Naruto sighed in frustration as Sai kept observing him. He was ready to tear the pale bastards face off and stick an explosive tag on what was left. He shook his head to clear those darker thoughts. They were on a mission. As long as Sai didn't do anything out of protocol then he would live... for now.

He looked towards his Girlfriend who gave him a sweet smile. He returned it with an eye smile. He was glad this was a joint mission. Otherwise he might as well have gone insane. He looked at Team 8's jonin sensei and couldn't help but to admire her beauty.

While he was committed he knew that sooner or later the council would spring the CRA on him. Not that he minded in the least as long as he got to choose his own wives. He didn't want to be in a loveless relationship with some unknown woman who just wanted to be his seed carrier.

He shuddered at that thought. He also looked at Team 10's jonin sensei. He was a tall man with a scruffy beard with matching spikey brown hair, and a cigarette in his mouth. He always found those things disgusting. He always had heightened senses, and so something like burning tobacco was always bad on his nose.

He figured that they we're all here for a reason. Team 10 were to neutralize the Akatsuki members. Team 8 we're to track them. Team 7 we're the heavy hitters to do the most damage. Though he had a feeling he would be doing all the heavy hitting.

He didn't want to show more skill then what was absolutely necessary. He didn't need the extra attention on himself. Especially since Danzo's little spy was watching him intently. He may have to kill the pale bastard after all. He knew Kakashi would most likely help with the tracking due to his dog summons and his sharingan. Provided he's the only one in the village currently who has one aside from a certain cripple.

(Time Skip)

They finally arrived at the Akatsuki hideout. It was nothing special. Just some random cave filled with furniture and all other kinds of household items. Not something he would call 'Home' , but hey he lives in a tree for 3 years so he wasn't complaining.

He also noticed only 2 Akatsuki members left. Which led him to believe that this was a set-up. Deidara Iwas mad bomber. He was wanted for bombing the Tsuchikages tower with said Kage still in it. Also he is very deranged with it comes to blowing shit up.

Sasori of the red sands. A master puppeteer and also very adept in poisons. He was wanted for the mysterious 'Disappearance' of the Third Kazekage as well as killing some chunin before that incident.

Both were high S-rank missing ninja of their respective villages. They also held the lifeless body of Gaara the Godaime Kazekage. His comrades we're expecting him to lash out and get angry, but to their suprise he just looked everywhere trying to look for any exits should things go south. He saw a few openings nothing to major but enough to get someone out should the time call for it. He observed the cave more looking for ways to incorporate it should he be put on the defensive. He saw a few blindspots and nooks that weren't visible to the naked eye. Though his eyes we're better then a normal persons.

He sighed inwardly. He didn't think Gaara of all people would be defeated so easily IN THE DESERT! The guy can control sand better then his father for crying out loud! He was also the container for the sand spirit himself. Naruto didn't even think Gaara considered going into his full Biju mode. If he had done that from the start they wouldn't even be here now.

He would soon find out about all of this soon. Gaara was a stubborn bastard he could atest to that. So there's no way that this blonde transgender could be him. He must have been pushed to be beaten like that. Which brought him back to 'Why the fuck didn't Gaara transform' He had full control over his tailed beast why didn't he use it? He was sprung out of his thoughts when he saw Deidara trying to leave the cave.

He would've been successful had Naruto not grabbed him with a golden chakra chain. Everyone around him gasped. Not suprising it's not everyday a chain just suddenly pops out of ones body and grabbing an S-rank missing nin as if he was a child throwing a tantrum.

"You know? I really wish you would make this easy. Then again where's the fun in that?" Naruto said calmly, but you could here could feel the ice in his voice. The temperature started to drop so low any little bits of wawater froze instantly. The murderous aura that surrounded Naruto was suffocating. Sasori was on the ground with everyone else.

"Hn. You talk a big game Kyubi brat. Nothing compares to my AR-" He was cut off. Literally. His head fell off his shoulders and rolled infront of an unsurprised Sasori. Everyone was once again shocked. Naruto had just killed without remorse. Why did he do that?

"Naruto-baka why did you kill him!?!?!" Sakura screeched the blonde. Only to just realize that he ignored her and picked up Gaaras body.

"Watch the body. This won't take very long, and besides i'm ready to get home and take a nice long nap." Said Naruto as he stifled a yawn. He was tired. The trip here was boring and having to watch out for "Sai the penis guy" and "Sakwhora" for the entire length of the trip tends to put a giant strain on ones patience.

Naruto engaged all of Sasoris puppets. Cutting them down with his chains. He channeled wind chakra into them to increase the cutting power to mow them all down like toothpicks.

About 100 puppets later Naruto was infront of Sasori. "Well it looks like the end of the line for you. Whenever you see Deidara in hell. Tell him i said he's still a tranny." Naruto said as he held up the Dragon hand sign.

"Fire Style: Dragon Flame Bombs" Naruto called out his jutsu calmly as he watched the flames engulf the puppet user. No part of him was spared all had burned to ash. He saw no reason to desecrate Sasoris puppet body for his or anyone else's personal use. So he gave a prayer to two fallen missing ninja out of respect for the dead.

He turned to the rest of the group. They all had comical wide eyes and jaws hitting the ground. He would have laughed if the situation wasn't so serious. He saw Chiyo hovering over Gaaras body releasing a green light. He knew what she was doing. He also knew she didn't have the chakra to continue the jutsu.

He walked over and crouched down on the other side of his best friends body. He hovered his hands over Chiyos and gave her more chakra to finish the jutsu. She was suprised and saw Narutos eyes that held a look of gratitude for what she was doing. She smiled gently at the young boy helping her.

Naruto watched as she finished her jutsu all the life leaving her body. He also saw Gaaras body gaining more color, and much to his relief saw the stead rising and falling of his chest indicating he was infact alive. He stared at Gaara sleeping peacefully for what might have been the first time since he was born. His friend look so peaceful. Too bad he was about to ruin that with a good ol' fashion alarm clock.

"Hey Sakura." Naruto said to the pinkette.

"Yes baka?" Sakura questioned on what he wanted.

"Did anyone ever tell you. You're build like a cardboard box? Flat on all angles heheh." Naruto said as he chuckled at the end. Sakura however wasn't laughing she was red in the face from anger.

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU BAKA!?!?!?!?!!" She roared comically shaking the whole cave. Gaara woke up with a start to see everyone laughing. He could probably guess why.

"It's good the have you back in the land of the living Gaara." Naruto said with a kind smile as he pulled his scarf down revealing his face.

"Naruto?" Gaara asked, and got a nod in return. Gaara with everything happening around couldn't process it all. So he fainted.

"Good to have you back Gaara." Naruto said warmly as he picked up his friend and left with everyone out of the cave and back to Suna.

Chapter End

Omake

Sasori had just arrived at the check in station. He saw a big red man with a hornes hat, thick black beard and a purple suit.

"Ahh Sasori of the Red Sand. I was expecting you. You have killed hundred of innocent people ranging from men, women and children. DOWN YOU GO!!!" He roared the last part and he slammed gis gavel down on his desk. Sasori was falling down a blackhole into hell.

"My precious Mahogany desk. I love the way that sounds. Mahogany" He said to himself getting sweatdrops from the other devils.

HellSasori didn't know what all happened. Frankly he didn't really care much either.

"Sasori-danna you made it." Came an annoying voice that Sasori knew all too well. Then he remembered something.

"Deidara. Naruto told me to tell you. You're still a tranny." Sasori said emotionlessly.

Deidara twitched and twitched again. Then he yelled out with all of his Manly Rage/Female Fury.