AN: Hello everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Godly Boredom. Now I don't really have much to say. Umm...I will try to update this story at least once a week if I'm not preoccupied with life. I know what I said about me not having the luxury of time, which I really don't, but as of now I don't really have to worry about much things on my side here. Now the schedule of updates might change because I haven't really fully thought up of the plot of this story. I have the general idea but nothing specific. Also I have to worry about school so you can definitely count that in the things that are keeping me from updating. Now that's all I really have to say for now...I'll respond to some reviews I guess.

BluePheonix343: Thanks man! I thought that the tentacle thing was a bit weird but I'm happy to know that someone likes what I do.

Bomberguy789: Yeah thanks for pointing that out man. As I mentioned I haven't really written anything for at least two years so it was bound that there would be some mistakes I made like that. But the things concerning the gods I have some things planned out for them. I won't say much but I will say that the 'Empty Void' they mention is not the actual Void. It's an actual place which will be revealed later on in the story.

Guest: Yes they will have reality bending abilities but to some extent. In the legend they are known as gods but sometime later in the story there will be a twist to that.

Anyways, that's the reviews. I'll get onto the story then. I hope you enjoy this chapter of Godly Boredom

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"Every age, it seems, is tainted by the greed of men.
Rubbish, to one such as I, devoid of all worldly wants! Hmmm, I dunno, maybe it's just the way we are.
I'll stick you in my prayers. A fine dark soul, to you."

-Patches the Unbreakable (Dark Souls 3)

There the god siblings were, staring at the Atlesian Paladin with smirks on their faces. Their weapons were at hand, but they made no defensive stance. If one would look closely they would even see that their grips were loose on their weapons. The siblings didn't even see this mech as much of a threat.

"Do you want to go first or should I?" Onyx asked her sister, casually turning his head to her.

"I'll go first." Viola said as she brought her scythe up and rested it on her shoulder. Wanting to have some fun.

Onyx sighed out of instinct. He patted her free shoulder and walked back. "Don't destroy it too fast, I want some fun as well."

"Sure." Viola said as she slowly walked up to the mech. With Onyx knowing her however he knew that she wouldn't leave anything to him. He didn't bother to do anything, he just let her walk up to the robot. He was just being an older brother letting his younger sister have some fun.

Roman Torchwick was, to say the least, confused that these two kids not only survive a missile blast, but they came out completely unscathed. The thought of them being mere bystanders in the wrong place was dispelled, as he realised that he had to be dealing with hunters. Not the bratty naive huntresses in training still before him, no, these had to be seasoned veterans to have managed that split second escape, it was the only logical solution, but how could they be so young with that level of ability? It was baffling to even think about.
Roman backed up a bit as the girl clad in black continued to slowly approach him. Her gaze was locked on him, the paladin specifically, not like a warrior preparing to fight, more like it was her plaything. She was either very skilled or a madwoman, and from Roman's experience the with the latter, it wasn't really any better. He would have to be extremely careful here. He got the general idea on what the girls he was fighting a few minutes ago were capable of, but these two here were a complete unknown to him. And not knowing things was bad for business.

His mind started to flood with thoughts, he had established that they were above average, but it was still a mystery how those two kids just brushed off an explosion like it was nothing, aura was great, but it had it's limits, and with that thought he probably found some room to breath thinking it must have been their semblance, trying to intimidate him with a cheap parlor trick, Neo could trick the eye with ease, no reason they couldn't do something similar, so the question of how at least has a reasonable theory on these kids, but there was still another.
Now why they were here was a different question. They could be part of Ozpin's group from what his employer told him, even she doesn't know everyone in Ozpin's group so those two were a possibility. Another option was that they were a third party that not even her employer knew but that was unlikely. Another option was that they were just hunters in training who were just watching the fight and he just failed to notice the two, but that idea was also unlikely. No matter, Roman thought, if he's fighting just one of them right now then he should be fine until backup arrives...assuming it does.

Ruby Rose, similar to Roman but more so, was also confused. A person that just got hit by a missile just saved her life and he didn't even look scratched. Even her and her team would get some significant damage to their aura if they got hit by that and here those two were unharmed! There were also several other questions in her tiny little head. Why were they here? What do they want? What kind of weapons are they holding? Why does the girl in black look edgy? Ugh… Too much thinking. Her brain hurts.

The rest of Ruby's team were just as confused. Blake simply watched with wide eyes trying to think up on why those two were here. Weiss was just being...well...Weiss. She had no idea what say at this. And similarly to Ruby, Yang was asking herself her own questions. After a few seconds they snapped out of their thought and Yang was the first to speak. "Umm… Shouldn't we help her or… something?" Yang asked,feeling that no matter how capable that girl was, it would be a hard fight, but the girl was already face to face with the Paladin, and the look she gave it made Yang wonder if she'd just get in the way.

"Don't worry she'll be fine." The voice of Onyx said now standing next to her, which almost made Yang jump from surprise as he seemed to just appear there out of nowhere. She should have or at least would have noticed somebody walking right by her side.
"You sure?" The long haired blonde asked, still surprised.

"Yeah, she's good." Onyx said casually as he placed his hands in his pockets.

Back to Viola and Roman, the former got into stance, putting her left foot forward, her right foot slightly back, and placed her scythe on her shoulders in a pre swing position, the blade pointed the opposite direction of her back. "Shall we dance?" Viola asked mockingly, taunting the criminal.

Roman grit his teeth. "This should be easy." He thought. "It's just one kid, one's better than fighting all of them at once at least." Oh how wrong the thief was...


"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her."

-Nara Shikamaru (Naruto)

Roman may be classy and a gentleman of sorts but he wasn't going to let Viola make the first move so. He launched about a dozen missiles at Viola. If she managed to survive one let's see how she does with several more.

"Child's play." Viola commented as she sprinted to the right, avoiding the missiles at an unimaginable speed which only Ruby should posses. At the last missile she turned around while jumping and hooked the missile with her scythe, using inhuman precision that kept the bomb from exploding, and while mid-air she twirled around and flung the missile back at Roman.

"Shit!" Roman yelled in utter shock and disbelief, quickly he raised the paladin's arm to block the missile and shield himself from the explosion, giving the appendage minimal damage. Once he lowered the arm he had only noticed now that Viola had already moved below him in between the paladin's legs and she quickly delivered a few strikes to them, but despite the paladin's armor, a few strikes was enough to almost make the mech stumble. The criminal groaned in frustration, raising one leg that he soon brought down trying to crush the girl only for her jump back out of harm's way.

Without giving Roman any time to recompose himself, Viola dashed right back to him, her scythe raised. Roman underestimated this girl. He thought she would be easy prey, but he never expected her speed, precision, and the damage that scythe of her's was capable of. He backed up as as she approached firing a barrage of energy blasts in a desperate attempt to stop her.
Viola saw this and dodged most of them while the other just hit the ground near her One blast came close to hitting her, but she somehow managed to dodge to the side with inhuman speed just as it was an inch near her face.

Once within range she jumped on top of the mech's head and delivered a few swipes at it, prompting Roman to move sporadically in an attempt to shake her off, but to no avail. Once Roman had enough of this he tried grabbing her with the remaining paladin's hand, but she easily jumped above it. Once she landed on the ground she dashed at Roman again at blinding speeds, it was clear this "battle" was one sided.

Onyx sighed seeing his sister just play with the mech, he didn't come here to watch his sister play with Remnant's toys, he was bored back at the void and wanted to stretch his legs, to live a little, not stand idle on the sidelines as a spectator, he had done enough of that for countless years. At first he had conceded to wait another time, but at this rate he might just jump in. As for team RWBY they were surprised and amazed at the skill Viola showed in the fight with the mech, where they had a hard time with the mech, but managed to barely keep a advantage in numbers, Viola alone was turning this thing into a training session at best, and at worst treating it like a toy.

"Wow!" Ruby said in amazement. "She's so cool!" She squealed like a little fan girl.

Viola, as mentioned before, was treating it like her plaything. She gracefully dodged Roman's attacks with little to no effort, and dashed right back in carving the armored legs until it dropped, falling onto it's back.

Roman was not having a good day, he was having a really bad day. He was just a businessman you know. Just doing what he had to do to survive and here these two kids came out of nowhere and completely wrecks his new mech that the Fang stole from the Atlas military mind you. Oh how annoyed he was today. He tried to make the mech stand back up but before it could he noticed the girl clad in black with a scythe jump on top of the it, cutting off the left leg in the process making sure that the machine couldn't stand again. Viola raised her weapon intending on slicing the mech open, she had that same expression on her face from the start of the fight.

"Oh boy..." Roman muttered, then the mech shut down from a combination of severe damage and overuse. He couldn't even see the girl anymore since the screen turned black and the controls disappeared. Roman gulped, he admitted that he was a bit nervous but he wasn't just gonna kick the bucket, not now. He grabbed his cannon-cane, Melodic Cudgel, at the entrance hatch of the paladin and was ready to blow the girl's brains to smithereens.

Roman waited.

And waited

and waited

and waited

and waited.

and kept on waiting

he waited some more

and more

how long was this going to take?

After three straight minutes of nothing happening Roman was still cautious. He was sweating madly and hyperventilating just from the amount of unease he was feeling. His hand holding the trigger just in case if he needed to fire was shaking madly. "Damn it! How long is this kid going to bloody take!?" Roman thought to himself. After 5 straight minutes Roman was beginning to think that they had left and slowly lowered his weapon. Worst mistake he made today.

At that exact moment the hatch got ripped apart revealing not the girl but his silver haired brother holding his blade.

"Hello!" The god sibling said. Roman screamed in surprise and raised his weapon and fired a flare directly at Onyx's head, who simply moved it to the side before the flare could hit him. "HA! I told you there was someone inside!" Onyx's shouted to his sister who was on the ground mumbling about something.

5 minutes earlier...

Viola raised her scythe, about to cut open the hatch of the paladin before he heard the voice of her brother. "Wait wait wait wait!" He said as he walked up to his sister. "I want to open this machine up."

Viola lowered her weapon and face palmed. "Of course you would want to..." Viola muttered. "No, I destroyed it, I get to open it up."

and then there was 5 entire minutes of arguing on who would open up the robot until it was decided that Onyx would open the hatch.

In the present...

Onyx grabbed Roman by his collar and threw him a few meters away. Roman groaned in pain as he landed, his aura protected him but he still felt the impact. Roman was about to stand up, but noticed that Viola was watching him so stayed where he was. Onyx looked inside the paladin and muttered something about. 'primitive technology'. No one except for Viola could hear what he said.

Onyx looked to his sister and jumped off the mech. "You owe me 10 lien." He says with a grin and got punched in the shoulder by his sister. "Yeah yeah..." She said rolling her eyes.

Roman slowly stood up as the siblings talked about their bet, he dusted his coat and noticed a small light from behind team RWBY, that luckily only he saw.

"So what should we do with him?" Viola asked her brother, looking at the criminal.

"I don't know, he seems like an interesting fellow though." Onyx said.

"That he does." Viola responded.

Roman smirked as his Neapolitan themed partner, Neo, landed in front of him. Opening her weapon of choice, she rested the parasol on her shoulder, with a smirk on her face. "Ladies and Gentlemen." Roman said tipping his hat. "Ice Queen." He added making the Schnee say "Hey!" At the insult.

"Always a pleasure." Roman said smugly before looking to Neo. "Neo, if you would." Neo then gave a graceful bow.

Onyx only sighed and looked to Viola. "You can take this." He said. "I'm getting the money anyways."

Viola rolled her eyes before she raised her right hand at the criminal duo. She knew that the two criminals she was seeing now was just an illusion and they were now actually on one of those flying contraptions which she recalled being named 'bullheads' but she might as well use some of her powers again after a long time. Her hand then turned black and black slime like liquid came out of it landing in front of her. Just a few drops and it had already created a decently large puddle, about twice their size. Then suddenly a claw of what was similar to a grimm came out. It was black and had those bone plating with the red marks.

Team RWBY was at shock at what was happening. They were just witnessing someone summon a grimm. soon more came out of the puddle, it even grew bigger. What came out looked like a Alpha Griffon and looked at Viola. "Kill." She said, petting it's beak. The griffon gave a bow and instead of heading for the illusions it flew above the siblings and team RWBY and headed straight for where the bullhead containing Roman and Neo were. Onyx just threw his blade at the illusions allowing the four girls to know that it was an illusion and that the grimm was heading for the real Roman.

With Roman and Neo they heard a screech from the griffon and then saw said griffon heading straight for them. "Shit! Get this thing in the air!" Roman said as he pointed his cane at the grimm and fired a few flares at it, attempting to kill it or slow it down at least. The pilot nodded and quickly pressed some buttons on the bullhead before getting the hovercraft working and in the air. Roman was still firing flares at the beast but only managed to give it minimal damage but thankfully the bullhead was already flying before the grimm could reach them before they were still near ground level. Now it was only a matter of killing it while in the air.


"Surely there must be limits to which one may sink?"

-Gilgamesh (Fate/Stay Night)

In Beacon Tower...

Ozpin was currently watching a live video of what was happening with Team RWBY. He had used the surveillance cameras there to watch whatever was happening. And he instantly dropped his coffee mug seeing the two new teenagers, causing it to break. Those faces, he could never forget those faces. He thought that it could just be coincidence but after seeing the girl in black summon a grimm just confirmed his suspicion. "No..." He muttered. His grip on the scroll tightened. "What are you two doing here now of all times..?" He asked but obviously received no response.

With the siblings again...

"Brother I think the mortals are too shocked to speak." Viola whispered into Onyx's ear. They were both looking at Team RWBY who had their weapons still out, pointing at the two (more specifically at Viola) and their legs were shaking in fear.

"Did you have to summon another one of your spawns of evil?" Onyx asked her sister with a deadpanned expression.

"Well I had to use my powers again sometime...why not now?" She asked.

"Point..." Onyx said. "But look at them, they're scared senseless. They most likely never seen anyone summon a Grimm… or whatever these people call your abominations. Anyways, who do you think these children are?" The next second Onyx said that Viola appeared in front of the golden haired huntress-in training and cupped her cheeks. She opened her mouth and black tentacles came out of it and forced it's way into the girl's mouth, she began reading her memories. A few seconds later Viola's tentacles retracted from Yang's mouth. She let's go of Yang and she falls on the ground unconscious, drool dripping from her mouth. "Huh? Must have a different effect on humans..." Viola muttered.

All of team RWBY, excluding the Y, jumped in fear and pointed their weapons again at Viola. Now Ruby and their team weren't afraid of much considering what they wanted to be and what they have experienced so far but this girl in front of them, she just gave off that vibe that makes your spine shiver. None of them dared fire yet or utter a word because they all had the same thoughts that if they do they'd die in an instant.

Onyx groaned at what her sister just did. "Viola please stop doing that. It'll be bad if you do that to everyone we meet."

Viola only shrugged in response. "It's effective. Anyways. This girl." She then lightly kicked Yang's arm. "Is Yang Xiao Long. The one in red is her half sister. The one in black in her partner. And the one in white is the red one's partner."

"Names?" Onyx asked.

"Oh yeah. Red is Ruby Rose. White is Weiss Schnee. and Black is Blake Belladonna, she's one of those animal people you've been looking for. She has cat ears under that bow of hers."

"Oh is she now?" Onyx said appearing behind Blake and looked at her which made her jump in surprise. Right now Onyx wasn't feeling like being the lazy perverted him and was mostly just being curious about these people.

"Well we know who they are we should most likely introduce ourselves." Viola plainly stated as she reappeared to where she was before.

"Agreed." Onyx said and appeared next to Viola.

Team RWBY, again excluding the Y, were just looking at the two cautiously with fear in their eyes.

Onyx took a deep breath. "We are your gods! Bow down to us!"

When Onyx said that sentence with pride in his voice Viola had a vein pop and punched him right in the face which sent him flying making him crash into a few pillars.

"Idiot." Viola said with an irritated sigh. The last thing she needed was people actually worshiping her and her brother. She didn't need that attention...

"All your base are belong to us."

-Cats (Zero Wing)


Well that's that. I don't have much to say so… Thanks for reading and fav and follow if you want.

Also I have a beta reader now to help me in my writing and hopefully improve. His name is Shadowarcher305 and he's been a big help to me. I am really thankful for his help in my fan fiction and I can very much say he is most likely a better writer than me (despite writing no fan fics yet lol). Anyways thanks again Archer and give him some love readers! :D

That should be that. Thanks for reading and see you next time.

Also one last thing before I leave. I made this small deal with a friend of mine but I won't say anything about it. I will just be leaving one word here and it's up to you decide what it means but it really means nothing to be honest.

Jov.