The war was over and America had won. England finally surrendered when he realized that he couldn't pull the trigger. France had laughed at the world power when he heard about it. For a while, people were giving France some attention but after a while, people didn't care what France was up to and focused on watching the new nation learn and grow.
"Hmph, why are people so interested in that new little country," France pouted, "I bet even if I banged my head against the wall and not stop, no one would notice. Sigh..." The nation sat in his chair pondering and then got an idea.
"That's what I'll do. Next world meeting, I'll just stand in a corner and bang my head against the wall! Oh~honhonhon! It's brilliant, oui!"
"Hey losers, why is France banging his head against the wall? It's totally unawesome!" Prussia asked pointing out the French nation.
Britain waved his hand, "Leave him. At least he's not annoying me."
The meeting went on and France was left to continue banging his head against the wall.
"Hey, you French loser! Come on the meeting is over!" Prussia exclaimed pulling France away from the wall, "If you keep doing that, you'll get some really unawesome brain damage."
Dazed France replied, "Why yes England, I do hate your face."
Sighing, Prussia slung the nation over his shoulder, "You're lucky the awesome me is so nice. Anyone else would have left you here."
The next day France received word that a revolution was starting and that the world was watching.
"A revolution? Hononon! It worked! Everyone is paying attention to moi! All is right with 'ze world!"
Author's Note:
So yah, that's that. I know not my best work, it was a bit of a struggle to write but I wanted to do it. I got the idea from when I went to Anime Weekend Atlanta. J Michael Tatum was there and at his panel someone said, "If the American Revolution was America and England shouting at each other, then what was the French Revolution?" He answered that he saw France wanting attention, so he went and banged his head against the wall. And it worked. So I just had to write it. Anyway, that's all for this slightly bad writing. I'm working on figuring out how I want to continue some of my other fics. Not sure when they'll be updated. I hope sometime before the next year though.