Platonically Living Together

"We're not a couple we're platonically living together." Ivor said bluntly.

Ellegaard set down her coffee, "You act like a married couple."

"We do not,"

"She asked you to wash the dishes and you said Yes Honey, "she retorted.

"You did," Jesse piped up, his fingers intertwined with Petra's.

"You're love sick," Petra teased.

"No, that's you," Ivor shot back, "Honestly looking at you two makes me nauseous, I don't know why I bother letting you in my house at the same time."

"Doesn't matter," the Engineer stated, "You said it."

Ivor took a sip of his tea, "Really Ellegaard, you need to get your hearing checked, because I'm much older than you -with 'failing' senses- and I can assure you I did not hear myself say such a thing."

"Ah, just you wait for it Ivor, you'll slip up and you'll see you are smitten."

"Highly unlikely."

"Ivor," Harper opened the front door, arms full of food, "I thought you were going to do the shopping today?"

Ivor got up, "I'm sorry! Completely slipped my mind! Here let me help you."

Harper waved as Ivor took the bags, "Hello dears, how are you? Jesse, Petra, always a nice surprise."

"Hi Harper, how are you?" Jesse answered.

"Bliss, you two still going?"

"Steady as a mountain," Petra said.

"Wonderful," the older female turned to Ellegaard, "How are you hun?"

"Peachy," Ellegaard smiled into her mug, "Haven't lost your mind yet I see."

"The Lava can be a bit annoying at times," she shoved a strand of loose hair back into her goggles, "But I'm managing."

"The lava fountain is not moving!" Ivor hollered from the kitchen.

"Then neither are my gadgets!"

"They're all over the counter!"

"Pick you're poison honey!"

"Fine!" he came out, giving her a quick peck on the cheek, "Will you stay for tea, or that ghastly coffee?"

"Can't," Harper kissed him back, "I'm helping some of the neighbors with their fence today, see you at dinner?"

"Fire roasted and lemon turkey?"

"Mmmm, my favorite."

"Have a nice day!"

Ivor sat back down, "Now, where were we?"

"We were watching you slip up, " Jesse said, taking a drink of coffee.

"What?"

"You two are so cute when you bicker." Petra laughed.

"I told you sooner or later Ivor," Ellegaard hummed.

Ivor took a sip of tea, ignoring the laughter, " I don't know why I bother with you three. We are roomates."

"Who kiss each other?"

"Oh, shut up!"

More laughter, Ivor just sipped his tea and tried not to smile.

S4SH4L4SH4theGaMeR101 Requested:

Can you do F!Jesse X Lukas, Ivor X Harper, and M!Jesse X Petra?

Author's Section: Since I already have done a few for Lukas and F! Jesse. I decided to do Ivor and Harper while keepingM! Jesse and Petra as a side pairing. I hope that's alright. I might do a M! Jesse and Petra later.

Anyway enjoy! Hope you see you soon!