The Magi's Randomness

by Silent Magi

Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?

7. Heart's Desire no Jutsu!

Heart's Desire no Jutsu

Mizuki: Come to me Naru-kun... you can be my demon...

Iruka: NO NARUTO! Come with me, we're both orphans, our love will be purer... after all, I can be a big cuddly dolphin for you

Naruto: *stepping back* But... I'm not gay!

Mizumi: *pulls out his huge shuriken* Life has no meaning!

Half an hour later...

Wolf Anbu: *blinks* He made Mizuki commit suicide... and Iruka's curled up into a ball and crying his eyes out... what the hell?

Naruto: *holding the scroll and rocking back and forth* Never again... never again... Naruto is a good boy... never again... big men want to sex Naruto... never again...