Naruto and Hinata stood in front of Tsunade's desk, looking slightly guilty. On the other side of the desk, Tsunade looked at them levelly, as though trying to figure out if she should yell, laugh, or cry. Finally, after a few minutes she spoke, asking a calm question. "So, you think you're pregnant?"
"Yeah Baa-chan, that's what we said..." Naruto groused as he scratched the back of his head. "Kinda want you to do a check..."
"At least you're being responsible in supporting Hinata during this time..." Tsunade replied as she walked around the desk, "Hinata, if you'll follow me, we'll test you."
The sound of a poof told her that something was amiss, and when she looked, she found that Naruto was now in his female form. "Actually Baa-chan..."
Tsunade didn't ask questions, instead she just pulled out a bottle of sake and gulped it down, shortly after finishing the bottle, Tsunade glared at Naruto. "And whose idea was this, Naruto?"
Naruto cast a nervous glance to Hinata who sheepishly raised her hand, only to promptly fall over with a full blush.
". . . Why is it always the quiet ones?" Tsunade asked with a scowl as she wished longingly for another bottle of sake, because she knew she'd need it.