Naruto looked around his room carefully, he had locked all the doors and windows, sealed off every way in and out of the apartment. He couldn't risk anyone finding out about his deep and dark secret desire... what he does during 'alone time'.

Digging out the box the Hokage had specially made for Naruto's secret collection Naruto began pulling out the objects within. First was a frilly white puff shirt, then came a worn brown jacket, and then a lot of beaded hair extensions. On went the worn brown pants, and the heavy thick boots. Then came the pistols and swords. Finally, the crowning three pieces, the eye patch, the hat, and the stuffed parrot. "YAR HAR! AHOY MATEIES!"

Suddenly he heard clapping from his closet, turning around, he saw Sakura and Sasuke standing there with cameras hung about their necks. "Are you going to plunder my booty, Captain Naruto?" Sasuke asked teasingly with a wink.

Sakura giggled like mad, and walked over to poke the parrot. "So very dashing Captain... can't wait to get your hands on my treasure chest, can you?"

Naruto did the only thing he could think of, and since the entire area was sealed, that wasn't too hard actually.

The next day, when asked about the location of his teammates, he only answered, "They said they had to follow a map, savvy?"